[Fox]

Just replace the en.m.wikipedia.org with en.wikipedia.org...

[The Commander]

He said he's smart so he should know that already.

[Forge]

i didn't know the commander was so easily trolled. i need to bookmark this page for future reference.

[The Commander]

It's only a troll when it's successful.

[Kathy]

And it is, because you swallowed the bait.

[The Commander]

I fail to see how when:

1. I knew you were trying to insult me with lame meme of sheep sex.
2. I spent 3mins posts some links to inventions made in New Zealand.

Where is the troll?

All that is successful here is that you have actually learnt some facts about New Zealand.
Well probably not because you didn't bother to read any of them wiki links because of your shit Internet Explorer browser directing you to the mobile site.

Now stop being mean to me, just because of your countries laws against gays Kathy doesn't mean you need to take it out on me.
Even though we have equal rights for everyone.

[Fox]

The Commander, on 17 December 2013 - 09:45 AM, said:

1. I knew you were trying to insult me with lame meme of sheep sex.
2. I spent 3mins posts some links to inventions made in New Zealand.

One doesn't exclude another.

[The Commander]

This make you happy now?

[Ronin]

DayZ Stand alone alpha is out on Steam. Bought it to support Rocket and his vision but won't play until it's a bit more baked....while we are on the subject of Kiwis, a kiwi is responsible for Day Z, that's pretty cool.
New Zealand also has some of the most incredible landscapes on the planet and most varied. They also do damn fine fush n chups...bru.

[The Commander]

Dean "Rocket" Hall (born 14 May 1981) is a New Zealand game designer from Oamaru, New Zealand.

[Ronin]

The Commander, on 17 December 2013 - 10:39 AM, said:

Dean "Rocket" Hall (born 14 May 1981) is a New Zealand game designer from Oamaru, New Zealand.

Yeah it only occurred to me to mention that after reading the last page. DayZ will be great, I've been following it's development since it started. I really like what Rocket is doing, no compromise of his vision and total honesty to the customers. The mod was cool but after a while there's feck all to do but hunt people, there will be way more stuff to do in stand alone.

[Sangman]

I like how when we're joking about New Zealand, The Commander's otherwise so brilliantly amazing sense of humour instantly disappears. It's almost as if just mentioning New Zealand makes people angrier and dumber.

[The Commander]

Sangman, on 17 December 2013 - 10:53 AM, said:

The Commander's otherwise so brilliantly amazing sense of humour instantly disappears.

I like the fact that you could even detect my sense of humour.

[Radar]

Sang, I for one think that The Commander's humor is too childish.

[ReaperMan]

I think its time to move to a different forum.

[Sangman]

Element of Kindness, on 17 December 2013 - 11:38 AM, said:

Sang, I for one think that The Commander's humor is too childish.

Well, lostpenis, I will be sure to note down that opinion.

[Lunick]

[Jeff]

New office chair.

[leilei]

what the hell i'll show my cool particle effect here



The trick is........

- 3 large parallel oriented sprites starting small, growing and fading upward quickly
- 11 large oriented sprites that shrink in one axis over another, start face up, then spin to a vertical position as they fade upward
- 1 smoke texture sent through a multiply lookup (for color), a faded colormap lookup (for alpha) and finally an additive lookup (for final blend). In OpenGL one could just simply glColor and blendFunc GL_ONE... well this is software rendering bitch
- sinwave starting origins

all happening in every 0.1 seconds

I wish more engines did fire effects better. The most pathetic fire effect I've ever seen in a game was UT2003. Source wasn't much better (especially early on with additive animated textures, later replaced with an alpha blended particle atlas spewer which is somehow worse since it clashes with the baked yellow lighting of the former)

[Jeff]

Looks good. Just need some of these. Although if it's software rendered, might take up too many resources to implement.

[Yatta]

I love Duke4.net so much.

[Lunick]

I need more sexy Yatta pictures in my life.

[Jeff]

I vaguely remember this picture of Yatta biting his shirt several years ago. May have been photoshopped. The picture also had Ted Turner, and a guy named AlexGK who was a forum member.

[The Commander]

Yatta censored me the little shit.

[The Commander]

Stupid storm cut my power for a couple of hours.

[faked]

leilei, on 17 December 2013 - 05:26 PM, said:

what the hell i'll show my cool particle effect here



The trick is........

- 3 large parallel oriented sprites starting small, growing and fading upward quickly
- 11 large oriented sprites that shrink in one axis over another, start face up, then spin to a vertical position as they fade upward
- 1 smoke texture sent through a multiply lookup (for color), a faded colormap lookup (for alpha) and finally an additive lookup (for final blend). In OpenGL one could just simply glColor and blendFunc GL_ONE... well this is software rendering bitch
- sinwave starting origins

all happening in every 0.1 seconds

I wish more engines did fire effects better. The most pathetic fire effect I've ever seen in a game was UT2003. Source wasn't much better (especially early on with additive animated textures, later replaced with an alpha blended particle atlas spewer which is somehow worse since it clashes with the baked yellow lighting of the former)

That looks great!

[Yatta]

Lunick, on 17 December 2013 - 07:59 PM, said:

I need more sexy Yatta pictures in my life.

Jeff, on 17 December 2013 - 08:22 PM, said:

I vaguely remember this picture of Yatta biting his shirt several years ago. May have been photoshopped. The picture also had Ted Turner, and a guy named AlexGK who was a forum member.

Nah it was real. I still have it a long with the one where I'm in boxers, but I'm too lazy to look for and post them.

The Commander, on 17 December 2013 - 08:34 PM, said:

Yatta censored me the little shit.

Care to elaborate on this, Merloo?

[leilei]

lesson: never write veni vidi vici when you're on your last seconds

[The Commander]

Yatta, on 19 December 2013 - 12:45 AM, said:

Care to elaborate on this, Merloo?

[Ronin]

Jeff, on 17 December 2013 - 04:51 PM, said:

New office chair.

That cat looks like he's wearing a tux!