[Micky C]

Wow Robman with such a fulfilling life it's amazing you have time for SW mapping

[Robman]

Micky C, on 09 February 2015 - 11:56 PM, said:

Wow Robman with such a fulfilling life it's amazing you have time for SW mapping

Are any of these winter scenes? I take the winter off.

Something strange happened on my travels one day..



Painted this last fall when I had a wrist injury.



There was waay too much balls in the room with me there, so I painted his small.

Chuck Norris and I created the pyramids by the way, but that's a story for another time. Don't get me started on Atlantis and Mars is so passé.
Took a shitpost break from mapping.

[Hendricks266]

One time I visited a small university on a daytrip and accidentally got a master's degree.

[Robman]

Are you calling me a Liar?

Clearly I've been to space, call me when your diploma rockets you through the stratosphere.

Who paid for this masters degree? ..
I worked tables in NewYork and sold my body to the night to get my astronautical Geo-circumnavigational mechanics license.
Oh almost forgot about refereeing underground boxing matches.

Your so successful Hendricks, your future is bright (proceeds to get hit by a car next day, leaves his family $150 000 in debt)

[Micky C]

Robman, on 10 February 2015 - 12:03 AM, said:

Chuck Norris and I created the pyramids by the way, but that's a story for another time

Pfft, Chuck Norris did all the work. Stop stealing credit.

[Robman]

Micky C, on 10 February 2015 - 12:35 AM, said:

Pfft, Chuck Norris did all the work. Stop stealing credit.

Ok, I swore I wouldn't say anything back in '78 but here goes:

I realized how much work it would be to build the pyramids and all other ancient wonders as such on these lay lines like they are.
So I created Chuck Norris from a fingernail clipping and sat in the shade whilst he toiled. Took many moons.

Thoth is my neighbour.

derp.


Sorry HT.

[Hendricks266]

Robman, on 10 February 2015 - 12:24 AM, said:

(proceeds to get hit by a car next day, leaves his family $150 000 in debt)

Scholarships cover over 100% of my expenses.

Yes, I get paid to attend college.

[Robman]

Hendricks266, on 10 February 2015 - 12:51 AM, said:

Scholarships cover over 100% of my expenses.

Yes, I get paid to attend college.

Someone's gotta do it I guess

How'd you get these scholarships?

I graduated from Highschool and that was good enough for me. Figured I'd rather learn from the school of life, I'm not greedy.
Whaddaya know, we're both sitting here f*ckin around with build games. I just do it with the flair of an asshat now and then.

[Micky C]

Hendricks266, on 10 February 2015 - 12:23 AM, said:

One time I visited a small university on a daytrip and accidentally got a master's degree.

PhD is where it's at

[Robman]

I played cod4mw online for a bit, someone I knew from there went to a basketball game and this was seated right in front of him.



Page 538 is the Robman page.
Might aswell push my Sw Website If I'm gonna leave a nice long snail-trail of sarcasm. It's all in the advertising eh boys?

[Jimmy]

I started a rock n roll band. What the fuck have you done?

[Hendricks266]

Robman, on 10 February 2015 - 01:09 AM, said:

How'd you get these scholarships?

After I applied, I got a letter saying that my application was so strong that they just awarded me one scholarship each at the department, college, and campus levels, plus I was admitted to the most prestigious honors program for the top 2% of applicants.

[Fox]

Aren't you forgetting to make your parents disappointed?

[Robman]

Hendricks266, on 10 February 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

After I applied, I got a letter saying that my application was so strong that they just awarded me one scholarship each at the department, college, and campus levels, plus I was admitted to the most prestigious honors program for the top 2% of applicants.

Do you have any idea how unstable the future is going to be?


-Pssh, Rock and Roll band ... sound like my cousin who never left home and rarely went outside until he was 30 when he finally found a girlfriend and mooched off her. He plays in a rock and roll band, also quite overweight.

[Hendricks266]

Robman, on 10 February 2015 - 03:33 PM, said:

Do you have any idea how unstable the future is going to be?

Not sure what you mean.

[Mark]

I've got an autograph from the guy who shook Robman's hand when he passed through our town. He mentioned Robman's hand smelled like balls.

[Robman]

Mark., on 10 February 2015 - 04:02 PM, said:

I've got an autograph from the guy who shook Robman's hand when he passed through our town. He mentioned Robman's hand smelled like balls.

I remember this. I hadn't had a shower in a few days due to walking from coast to coast, balls were mighty itchy and couldn't stop reaching down for a tickle.

I remember the guy saying "Omg, Rob's ball scent on my hand!".. proceeded to lick his palm and wander off with glee.

[Lunick]

Robman, on 10 February 2015 - 04:07 PM, said:

"Omg, Rob's ball scent on my hand!.. proceeded to lick his palm and wander off with glee.

[Person of Color]

Mark., on 10 February 2015 - 04:02 PM, said:

I've got an autograph from the guy who shook Robman's hand when he passed through our town. He mentioned Robman's hand smelled like balls.

It beats smelling like asshole.

[Robman]

Person of Color, on 10 February 2015 - 09:08 PM, said:

It beats smelling like asshole.

That's the spirit.

[X-Vector]

Someone walking the streets of Los Santos in first-person mode for an hour - best gaming related thing I've seen in ages.

[MrBlackCat]

Robman, on 09 February 2015 - 07:37 PM, said:

Tells me to grow a pair ...



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That's like testicles being told to grow more testicles.

Spoiler

I know testicles can make more testicles by way of creating a baby boy.. shaddup.

Well I don't ride motorcycles, but if I did... well never mind.

But I see your baby saw and raise you MY saw.

How did I get this saw? Why?
Because I wanted a chainsaw in proportion to my... testicular fortitude, which I learned wasn't made as V8 Powered Chainsaws aren't mainstream yet, so I went with this one instead. 041 AV Farm Boss... <roars a bit>

Spoiler

Ok, this is the unedited version.

MrBlackCat

[High Treason]

All length and nothing in the way of diameter... How is that meant to impress anyone? I bet it's all floppy.

My one is better;


The photo isn't mine, but I'm told saws like this run in the family. Hence this is an old photo.
Last time I posted pictures of my saw it took two pages up and I got banned before being arrested.

Spoiler

I was tempted to post this

[Robman]

I laugh at your floppy farm model with it's cylinder sleeve of short life compared to the pro models. And hehe, I was gonna say with a bar THAT long the 41 would struggle power wise if cutting a tree even close to as wide as that bar is long. But I do appreciate you posting a saw picture, and if that really is yours, than kudos are in order. We have a quite long bar for the 081, that saw even has an oiler that you work with your thumb to give the bar more oil if needed on top of the automatic oiling system. The 064 is laying on it's side and the 081 is the bigger one right beside it. a 260 is just a newer model of the 026. They moved the 0 not long ago, lol. The 64/81 are pretty badass saws, I like. Heavier though.

Here's my snomobile trailer full of Stihl goodness, 260, 170, 064, 081, 026 .. cut off saw, leaf blower, weed eater.... yadda.



My dad got me started using a 009 stihl when I was 3 or 4. Called it the "cheese-slicer"

I like your picture HT, but the second one isn't even a saw

Don't get me started on jobs I've had running Cat 980G/H loaders and Cat 773 Rock trucks or 500hp John Deere articulated tractors.
Or excavators of any size.

I've been taking care of one of my dad's dogs, aswell as my dog. However I was in paying for gas and the lil bugger ate half my sub, which was my supper... anger!!! .. it's not the first time!!!

Cat 980H Wheel loader.

Whoever is in this picture was feeling preppy about their beard trimming that day.


I think this might continue with more videos from my channel, if it goes from quarry to dirtbike to chainsaw... if so.. you'll begin to understand the Robman. lol

I can't help but think of a dinosaur when I see this bucket of rock go into the truck, movement is funny from that view.

[Robman]

And yet, after I post that, Comrade is the one who lurks the longest, I think we should makeup Comrade, or you're just keeping your enemies close.

The internet knows.

[High Treason]

Meh, I prefer manual tools... Like hammers.

I'll post a picture of my favorite drill some time (Can't get to it right now) because that's a proper manly tool and was well worth the £2.50 it cost. As for my favorite hammer, it's a lump hammer I got for free because I found it on a roundabout near the docks covered in sticky deep red/brown paint.


Remember though, I live about 40 feet away from an industrial estate and three sets of docks with poor security, I can play with their tools all I want - they have this huge silo of liquid nitrogen I've always wanted to mess with.

Also this is within spitting distance of my back door;

Spoiler

It's just the other side of the landfill from where I am. Apparently if the little blue flame goes out, we all die.

[Robman]

ROFL! ...and.. Hammer as in hammering nails? .. My lil' bro frames houses and he has a titanium one, was like $300.

(skimmed over all that and was like "wait, is he threatening to blow me up?" .. lol

[Mark]

I thought for sure that when I clicked on HT's spoiler button it was going to show a pile of spit. Get it? Spitting distance from his door? I crack me up.

[Robman]

Mark., on 11 February 2015 - 07:08 PM, said:

I thought for sure that when I clicked on HT's spoiler button it was going to show a pile of spit. Get it? Spitting distance from his door? I crack me up.

You can do better than that Mark..


"Our House! In the middle of our street! Our house! .."
"In the back of my Cadillac, wicked lady sittin' by my side, sayin' where are we? Stopped at 3rd and 43, exit to the night. It's gonna be ecstasy, this place was meant for me. "

[Mark]

You can do better than that Robman. Record it so we can hear it.