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User is offline   Robman 

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#16141

View PostMark., on 11 February 2015 - 07:18 PM, said:

You can do better than that Robman. Record it so we can hear it.


ok you got me. You win. I have no voice. I was sucking my own balls one day, because I can.. don't judge. Like I said, they're huge. Someone knocked on the door and scared me, causing me to obliterate the speach portion of my brain thanks to passing out from lack of oxygen and a clogged passageway.

This post has been edited by Robman: 11 February 2015 - 07:25 PM

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User is offline   Mark 

#16142

With balls that big it must cost a small fortune for you to play the "peanut butter" game with your dog.
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#16143

Hammer as in hammer. They all have a different purpose. The lump hammer is overkill for anything but masonry nails, so I generally use that one to hit chisels with, alter the shape of heavier materials or bust things... Err... I mean, fix them. The ball peen rarely hits nails unless I have tacks to hammer into the carpet as it's quite light, I generally use that for lighter chisels or manipulating smaller pieces of metal. The claw hammer is the go-to for bashing nails into wood, it's usually the right weight (especially for the brad's nails that hold the floorboards down) and of course is able to rip them out.

Thing with hammering nails in, is that you get to bash them really hard, you're supposed to, it's when you tap lightly that the nail bends over. A nice swift bash, holding the hammer further down the handle and swinging from by your head will work every time... Or flatten your thumb and wreck the flooring if you miss.

All my hammers are steel, haven't managed to scavenge a titanium one. Diamond tipped drill bits are higher on the priorities list right now.
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User is offline   Robman 

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#16144

View PostMark., on 11 February 2015 - 07:26 PM, said:

With balls that big it must cost a small fortune for you to play the "peanut butter" game with your dog.


Now you're just being mean.

@HT - At my sister's stag and doe, my lil bro had a nail hammering competition goin on. Good times. I used to frame houses also, much work, so sweat.

This post has been edited by Robman: 11 February 2015 - 07:36 PM

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User is offline   Mark 

#16145

No comeback Robman? I gotta go now. Have something ready for me to read before I leave for work tomorrow morning. OOPS. Now you respond same time as I posted.

This post has been edited by Mark.: 11 February 2015 - 07:34 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16146

shit, pulled a Mark again.

This post has been edited by Robman: 11 February 2015 - 07:48 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16147

View PostMark., on 11 February 2015 - 07:34 PM, said:

No comeback Robman? I gotta go now. Have something ready for me to read before I leave for work tomorrow morning. OOPS. Now you respond same time as I posted.


Don't be mean you old bastard. Don't slander my doge, I love my doge.
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#16148

Doge is a testament to just how crappy memes have become.

So lazy
Much lame
Very shit

This post has been edited by High Treason: 11 February 2015 - 07:49 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16149

View PostHigh Treason, on 11 February 2015 - 07:49 PM, said:

Doge is a testament to just how crappy memes have become.

So lazy
Much lame
Very shit


I LOVE MY FUCKING CANINE FRIEND. much love, so affection.

This post has been edited by Robman: 11 February 2015 - 07:50 PM

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#16150

https://www.youtube....0vCyExkM8Y#t=51

Now that was a real meme with an emphasis on bad English. It even got it's own theme song and everything. It also had a proper reason for being what it was.
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User is offline   Robman 

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#16151

View PostHigh Treason, on 11 February 2015 - 07:57 PM, said:

https://www.youtube....0vCyExkM8Y#t=51

Now that was a real meme with an emphasis on bad English. It even got it's own theme song and everything. It also had a proper reason for being what it was.


lol, that was good. Much robot voice.

"download it and f*ck around with it for yourself...."

This post has been edited by Robman: 11 February 2015 - 08:28 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16152

I need a good name for the new Sw add-on .. anything derogatory will be met with verbal opposition.
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User is offline   X-Vector 

#16153





Couple of GTA 5 mood montages with fantastic atmosphere.
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User is offline   Ronin 

#16154

Some nice jumps on the bike though, apart from the one below though in fairness you were up on your feet in seconds.
Robman pic deleted, I probably shouldn't post pics of someones face unless I know they're alright with it. Robman didn't ask me to to take it down, it just seemed wrong, I had a few beers last night and thought it was funny, today not so much.

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This post has been edited by Ronan: 13 February 2015 - 10:28 AM

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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#16155

View PostX-Vector, on 12 February 2015 - 05:47 AM, said:

Couple of GTA 5 mood montages with fantastic atmosphere.

Phew, that would be perfect for a modern Duke game.
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

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User is offline   Robman 

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#16157

View PostRonan, on 12 February 2015 - 11:25 AM, said:

Is that you on the toy Robman? How'd that little digger support the weight of dem balls? After all this talk about rock crushing and monster machinery that's a bit of a let down, did you get it for Christmas?

Some nice jumps on the bike though, apart from the one below though in fairness you were up on your feet in seconds.


Hehe, could you have used any more unflattering freeze frames? lol ..
That lil' Massey Ferguson was my grandfathers, that's like 7 years ago. Some of my dumbest videos have the most views, like over 100 000. Much sun, so squint. Very bright.

In the video with the healthy faceplant w/ impressive thud sound, what you don't see is after I pick my bike up and lean it against a tree, I proceed to sitdown for 10 minutes because that impact knocked the wind out of me, hehe.

I follow the rule of, "get back on your feet before you know what hurts.." ...

This post has been edited by Robman: 12 February 2015 - 07:35 PM

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User is offline   Ronin 

#16158

View PostRobman, on 12 February 2015 - 04:25 PM, said:

Hehe, could you have used any more unflattering freeze frames? lol ..

Probably not.

http://instantbutton...0810102738.html

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User is offline   Robman 

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View PostRonan, on 12 February 2015 - 11:25 AM, said:

Some nice jumps on the bike though, apart from the one below though in fairness you were up on your feet in seconds.
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Face-down, booty-up Timbrr!

Spoiler


Way to blow my thin veil of cover btw.. Ronan the Revealer.

This post has been edited by Robman: 12 February 2015 - 07:55 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

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#16160

Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Never seeing no one nice again,
Like you, mama
You, mama...
You...

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get out of here
(if we ever get out of here)

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun
And the first one said to the second one there,
"I hope you're having fun."

Band on the run, band on the run
And the jailer man,
And sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run, band on the run.
For the band on the run, band on the run.

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbits on the run.

Band on the run, band on the run
And the jailer man,
And sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run, band on the run.

Yeah, the band on the run
The band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run

Well, the night was falling
As the desert world began to settle down
In the town they're searching for us everywhere
But we never will be found

Band on the run, band on the run
And the county judge, who held a grudge
Will search for ever more.
For the band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run
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User is offline   Lunick 

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#16162

Ten years since it's last boot, my Zenith SlimsPORT 286 rises from the dead;
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Still has some problems, needs a hard drive too. The battery still seems to work to some degree though - at least, I have run it briefly without the power cord but the inverter for the backlight goes nuts.

EDIT;

Spoiler


This post has been edited by High Treason: 13 February 2015 - 05:03 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16163

That's pretty sweet HT :lol:, I remember back before I knew anything about computers, my nerdier neighbour was getting into them and they were ripping apart a laptop that looks similar to this.. same timeline also. I was like wtf you wanna do that for? haha. Zenith...herherherherh.
Coincidentally this was the same neighbour I had to call when I was building my first computer (the k6-2 450)... Windows 98 first edition wasn't installing, I had to disable the "virus detection" shit in the bios of the mobo.

View PostRonan, on 12 February 2015 - 11:25 AM, said:

Robman pic deleted, I probably shouldn't post pics of someones face unless I know they're alright with it. Robman didn't ask me to to take it down, it just seemed wrong, I had a few beers last night and thought it was funny, today not so much.


Appreciated. As a reward? ... a picture of the "bigger" tractor you may have been looking to see.
2010 JD 9530 - 2011 Air seed drill, 64 row, 40ft wide, unfolded ( like in the pic.) I plant beans and wheat with this lil' puppy.

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Driving from field to filed is amusing .. as it takes up the whole road.

----------------------------------------------------
Atari Jaguar
Type Home video game console
Generation Fifth generation
Retail availability

NA November 15, 1993[1]

JP November 21, 1994[2]
EU Q4, 1994

Discontinued 1996
Units sold 250,000 or fewer[3][4]
Media ROM cartridge, CD-ROM (Add-On)
CPU multi-processor
Predecessor Atari XE Game System

Didn't sell worth a shit.

This post has been edited by Robman: 13 February 2015 - 06:53 PM

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#16164

That tractor looks familiar, I might have slept in that one time a few years ago when I was coming back from a party and couldn't find my way home. If the seat has vomit stains all over it, you now know where they came from... Think it was a John Deere 9510R or a 9030, can't remember now.

What am I on about? Again, I reference my back yard. Sometimes, that place is full of tractors, harvesters and other such equipment in many sizes from one end to the other. I get to look at tractors like your one quite often.

This post has been edited by High Treason: 13 February 2015 - 06:59 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16165

View PostHigh Treason, on 13 February 2015 - 06:54 PM, said:

That tractor looks familiar, I might have slept in that one time a few years ago when I was coming back from a party and couldn't find my way home. If the seat has vomit stains all over it, you now know where they came from... Think it was a John Deere 9510R or a 9030, can't remember now.

What am I on about? Again, I reference my back yard. Sometimes, that place is full of tractors, harvesters and other such equipment in many sizes from one end to the other. I get to look at tractors like your one quite often.

lol @ backyard, that was cool. The 9510R is a slightly newer model, lil bit more horsepower also. Believe it or not, we have one of those at work too. ... and .. unless you crossed the Atlantic to puke on a tractor seat, I doubt it's the same, lol btw: My ancestors and last name hail from England.. maybe we're related. Got the same hairline goin on.

Those tractors in your "backyard" picture are 100-175 hp tractors .. the 9510R is 510 horse, 9530 is about 475. 13.5L motors, about 1300 Liter fuel tanks.

This post has been edited by Robman: 13 February 2015 - 07:15 PM

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#16166

Aye, it is my back yard, like I said yesterday it's within spitting distance really. It was quite empty when the Google car went down there but as I said, we get farming stuff of all sizes in there from fence to fence quite often - I never knew there was so much demand for tractors until I noticed them shipping those off from there a few years back; Yeah, that's the dock, so it still might be your tractor.
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User is offline   Robman 

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#16167

View PostHigh Treason, on 13 February 2015 - 07:16 PM, said:

Aye, it is my back yard, like I said yesterday it's within spitting distance really. It was quite empty when the Google car went down there but as I said, we get farming stuff of all sizes in there from fence to fence quite often - I never knew there was so much demand for tractors until I noticed them shipping those off from there a few years back; Yeah, that's the dock, so it still might be your tractor.


Yeah, there's more money in feeding people than video games, hehe. I operate this stuff though.. no peering through a fence. although whateves. no big deal.

Guys have to buy newer machinery because fuel prices go up and newer machines are supposedly easier on fuel and less shit breaks because it gets old.
Then the cost of fuel goes up more..


Totally nailed the final Jeopardy question tonight when all the contestants got it wrong. booya. Henry Hudson.

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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #16168

View PostRobman, on 13 February 2015 - 07:18 PM, said:

Totally nailed the final Jeopardy question tonight when all the contestants got it wrong. booya. Henry Hudson.

I did that once. Hawai'i.
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#16169

Holy shit, it's Robman;
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User is offline   Mark 

#16170

The Commander was in the sheep barn next door.
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