[The Commander]

I loved one of the comments from a user.

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Girl 1. "So what did you get up to last night?"
Girl 2. "Well, i strapped a heeldo dildo onto my foot and f**ked myself until i got cramp, gave up and fell asleep, how about you?"
Girl 1. "Nothing that extreme, i went to a bar, picked up a nice guy, took him home and let him f**k my brains out several times until the early hours until i couldn't walk anymore. I'm seeing him again tomorrow. What are you up to next week?"
Girl 2. "Going to a bar"

[Robman]

High Treason, on 14 February 2015 - 06:21 AM, said:

Holy shit, it's Robman;

Oie! What you goin' on about then? Me, bollocks.. I see you've met me friend Flicka. We like to get together now and then for some tea and strumpets.

You been using dogshit for toothpaste Mullett? Let's throw anotha shrrrimp on the bahbee...

[X-Vector]

Saw Tron: Legacy on TV again last night; just as dull as I remembered it, but at least it has this gem:



What struck me most about the film is that Daft Punk's soundtrack constantly reminded me of the music in Deus Ex: Human Revolution (which came later of course).

[Robman]

X-Vector, on 14 February 2015 - 01:29 PM, said:

Saw Tron: Legacy on TV again last night; just as dull as I remembered it, but at least it has this gem:

No sex scenes, need I say more? I wanted to see some bio-digital jazz in Quorra's pantaloons.

[X-Vector]

Olivia Wilde looks good in T:L, but that's partly because the lighting and make-up soften her gaunt face and her hairstyle obscures her rather masculine jawline.

[Robman]

I'd have nary a scruple entertain'n the notion of giving her a jolly good rodgering.. jollygood. Tutt-tutt and all that then. Could do a shight sight worse mate.
I'd really loike to see that there bird give a more in-depth deeemonstration of that heeldoh!

krikey!

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I think I just offended England AND Australia...

Aloo-min-ummm say it with me now, aluminum.

[X-Vector]

Robman, on 14 February 2015 - 10:00 PM, said:

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I think I just offended England AND Australia...

Aloo-min-ummm say it with me now, aluminum.

'Fraid you're on your own there, guv.

[Robman]

Spot on spot on.. I was hoping one of them was going to say something about the way Canadians talk, but I'm not a Quebecer or Newfie so I belong to some of the most normal talkers on the planet .. I don't say "aboot" but I do say "eh" a lot.

[Jimmy]

The Kingsman is fucking amazing.

[Lunick]

Black Shuck, on 15 February 2015 - 08:28 PM, said:

The Kingsman is fucking amazing.

I'm gonna sound like a pussy for saying this but, the movie is sick. Sick as in awesome and sick as in I got sick from seeing all those heads explode.

[Micky C]

I'm going to see it this weekend. So don't spoil it for me or else...

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I'll force you to play the AMC TC Episode 2, or not play it, depending on which camp you're in.

[Jimmy]

PLEASE FORCE ME TO PLAY IT.

[Micky C]

You'll be essentially forced to play it when you hear everyone else's comments about how awesome it is

Unfortunately it's considerably smaller than episode 1. That's why it's only taken 3 years to making it as opposed to Episode 1's more than 3 years.

[Jimmy]

Size doesn't matter.

[Robman]

I'm thankful it isn't -35c everyday....
Haven't seen that movie.
Looking forward to TC.
Mythbusters - videogame episode with doom/doom3 stuff was on tonight.

Black Shuck, on 15 February 2015 - 11:06 PM, said:

Size doesn't matter.

Stuff a 2x4 through a hole repeatedly and then replace the 2x4 with a toothpick and see if the hole notices.

[Jimmy]

The hole isn't sentient.

_{(Charles this is your cue.)}

[Robman]

Seems to be on hiatus. I pooped in the sandbox, he's waiting for the clean up crew.

After 35mins or so it isn't ..especially after the 2x4.

[Wienerhole]

Black Shuck, on 15 February 2015 - 11:48 PM, said:

The hole isn't sentient.

But the whole is...

Robman, on 16 February 2015 - 03:21 AM, said:

Seems to be on hiatus.

Work in progress...

[Lunick]

[Wienerhole]

A love letter to HT,

Our emotions roll forever...

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Our tentacles yearn to be together...

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I EAT YOUR FACE AND RUN AWAY!!!

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[Robman]

wtf is with the 500 flash updates lately? .. Seems every other time I start my puter it wants to update again.

Where'd Forge and HT go? .. wtf guys. Ronan you too, where y'all at?

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 17 February 2015 - 06:04 PM, said:

wtf is with the 500 flash updates lately? .. Seems every other time I start my puter it wants to update again.

Carl Winslow, on 17 February 2015 - 05:46 PM, said:

...nobody's stupid enough to attach anything more to such a device.

..!

Robman, on 17 February 2015 - 06:04 PM, said:

Where'd Forge and HT go? .. wtf guys. Ronan you too, where y'all at?

[Robman]

ahahaha. Seriously though, flash updates... too many.

Also, I've been getting pure Chinese or French ads at random times, the internet is on the fritz.

ALSO - I'm watchin' some youtube right now and there's no 144p option .. just 360/720p when they would normally have a whole slew of optional resolutions available. Maybe I'm ranting but the net is angering me tonight.

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 17 February 2015 - 06:49 PM, said:

Maybe I'm ranting but the net is angering me tonight.

HT's higher self is succeeding in inducing you to experience the life of perpetual frustration.

You have the option of saying no to the net.

[Robman]

hehe & given my current environmental surroundings, putering is the main form of entertainment. Or I could do some more mapping. It feels better to yell at the internet for a moment before doing something else. HT's not so bad, he's more likeable if you watch a few of his videos lol.

lol, I see you're making a friend in the bombshell thread.

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 17 February 2015 - 07:03 PM, said:

lol, I see you're making a friend in the bombshell thread.

Just lovingly rubbing someone special...

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 17 February 2015 - 07:03 PM, said:

HT's not so bad, he's more likeable if you watch a few of his videos lol.

Just saw this part... or it came later... but I think you have misread my affections for Mr. HT.

I think HT is pretty great... and find contemplating the things that bother him to be intriguing. He comes off to me (thus an entirely subjective perspective, not a factual description)... as someone who sometimes relishes having something to be annoyed about.

Therefore I'm not in the least offended if I happen to contribute in some small way to that annoyance, as I know it's also a source of pleasure. Otherwise I wouldn't keep doing this to myself...

[High Treason]

Dude, you cost me £2 with that other post. I'd almost finished buffering the latest episode of Mythbusters as my internet is too slow to watch most streaming video and for every 1GB used it costs money.

You owe me money.

[Ronin]

Robman, on 17 February 2015 - 06:04 PM, said:

wtf is with the 500 flash updates lately? .. Seems every other time I start my puter it wants to update again.

Where'd Forge and HT go? .. wtf guys. Ronan you too, where y'all at?

I had some accusing to do. Was also on a short break in the mountains, west of Ireland Connemara it has scenery like a scene from Lord of the Rings, very peaceful, of course I had to accuse my dog of chasing sheep across a waterfall. Trial pending.

[Wienerhole]

High Treason, on 18 February 2015 - 04:47 AM, said:

Dude, you cost me £2 with that other post.

That actually gives me a great idea. PM me with a method if you're serious. /salute!