Name: Jim
Age: 22
Location: Long Island
Occupation: Unemployed Professional Dick Wrangler/In school for CCNA
Vehicle: 2004 Elantra GT w/suspension upgrades. But I want a Buick GNX.
XBOX Live Gamertag: Consoleplayerslikelittleboys69
Favorite video games: Descent, FreeSpace, anything 16-bit Sonic (Fuck 3D Blast), Duke Nukem 3D, NiGHTS Into Dreams, UT99, pretty much anything that says SEGA on the box made from 1991-2001.
Favorite Movies: Jack Dickstrider's Quest For Ass 17, Midgets on Wheels, This Ain't The Brady Bunch: A XXX Parody, Penises and Papercuts 7: A Hentai Compilation, Don't Put Your Booger There! 8
Honestly though, anything with Lacey Duvalle in it, I fucking love black girls.
Favorite Authors: Herbert Garrison's
Valley of Penises was an awesome book.
Favorite Book: The Big Book of Buds
Favorite musical genres: Industrial, Metal, queeftronic
Fuck ANYTHING 1980's. Especilly synthpop. Hair metal sucks too.
Favorite Artists: KMFDM. MMMM...I saw them live. Jealous much?
Favorite Songs: The greatest song ever is Mirrors Paradise by The Kovenant. EVER. YOU CANNOT DENY THIS.
Favorite TV Shows: Battlebots, Bill Nye's "Just Testicles" hour
Favorite Animal: I don't have one. It
used to be Red Foxes, but two of them decided to blow the street cred of an entire species and started fucking outside my window nonstop. Have you ever heard foxes have sex? It's the creepiest God damn sound in the universe. Imagine two banshees raping five women and you're
still coming up short.
Favorite color: Blue. So futuristic, so soothing, and so pretty.