The Post Thread

#15961 Posted 31 January 2015 - 12:10 AM

Holy shit HAHAHAHA

Wow that's fucking terrible.

It's like winning herpes from a hooker. A hooker named "Georgie." Hey, it's still pronouced "poke-her..."

#15962 Posted 31 January 2015 - 12:24 AM

HulkNukem, on 30 January 2015 - 10:07 PM, said:

What happens when a kid under 17 wins it?

It's rated MA15+ here.

#15963 Posted 31 January 2015 - 01:26 AM

What happens when a kid under 15 wins it?

#15964 Posted 31 January 2015 - 02:51 AM

They give the kid a copy of Bombshell instead.

The Commander

I used to be a Brown Fuzzy Fruit, but I've changed bro...

#15965 Posted 31 January 2015 - 03:28 AM

I don't know which one would be worse...

#15966 Posted 31 January 2015 - 09:54 AM

Please tell me nobody here over the age of 13 still watches wwe wrestling....

- Anybody know where I can find Sw 2013 Lo Wang sound clips?

Kathy, on 31 January 2015 - 01:26 AM, said:

What happens when a kid under 15 wins it?

They take it home, set it up and proceed to masturbate furiously.

This post has been edited by Robman: 31 January 2015 - 12:03 PM

#15967 Posted 31 January 2015 - 03:35 PM

Robman, on 31 January 2015 - 09:54 AM, said:

Please tell me nobody here over the age of 13 still watches wwe wrestling....

I do, but its more that I enjoy the complete insanity of it more than the actual storylines they try to produce.
I just watched the Royal Rumble recently with my wife and a few friends who have either never watched wrestling or haven't watched since early 2000.
It was fun trying to explain to them who every wrestler was and what their gimmick is. The questions they asked afterward were typically "....why?" to which I have no good response except "wrestling"

Robman

Asswhipe [sic]

#15968 Posted 31 January 2015 - 03:51 PM

haha

I used to like it back in the day of Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, Bushwack Bros, Jake the Snake .. and stuff. I still remember some old movie being made with Hulk and Andre the giant. I don't know how old I was during this time.. maybe 5-10 yrs old? I dunno. I used to like Ninja Turtles also, hehe, still have some action figures and the technodrome tucked away somewheres.

Droning the acronym NWO into people's heads is troublesome and I feel the spectacle to be no more
than a traveling steroid circus to induce chimp-like behavior in the young masses. But that's just me.

This post has been edited by Robman: 31 January 2015 - 03:53 PM

Mark

#15969 Posted 31 January 2015 - 04:28 PM

After joining these forums about 5 years ago I just now discovered a couple of features including ratings for total amount of posts. I was really suprised when I saw that I have the 7th largest total of posts. Must be all the svn activity for the various projects I'm helping with. IIRC, me, Fox, Hendricks266 and Commander all joined within the same 2 day span.

This post has been edited by Mark.: 31 January 2015 - 04:29 PM

Micky C

Honored Donor

#15970 Posted 31 January 2015 - 04:33 PM

Pffft, your post count is weak.

Mark

#15971 Posted 31 January 2015 - 04:35 PM

Are you poking a stick at me? :lol:

Hendricks266

Weaponized Autism

#15972 Posted 31 January 2015 - 05:21 PM

Mark., on 31 January 2015 - 04:28 PM, said:

IIRC, me, Fox, Hendricks266 and Commander all joined within the same 2 day span.

The Gearbocalypse.

Mark

#15973 Posted 31 January 2015 - 05:31 PM

...and there was much rejoicing

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Ronin

#15974 Posted 31 January 2015 - 07:26 PM

I joined here after having seen how Shovelware moderated the discussions on their board, I didn't get banned I just left because I don't like their house rules.

I used to read the 3D Realms forums since that infamous pic of DNF with the bosses surfaced, I didn't even know internet forums existed before I found that place, I joined up and proceeded to shitpost.

I used to occasionally view this place but never joined because people here seemed like elitist assholes that shat on anyone who wasn't up to date with the immediate comings and goings of Mr Duke (I had no idea of how focused the modding sector here was, or what EDuke was).

After staying a while I have found this place to be a haven for lunatics, fanatics, informed gamers, rightwing, leftwing, anarchist, newage, level-headed bullet proof vests, dweeps, weirdos, intellectuals, idiots, and Brownfarted.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

This is the only forum I post on, how lucky are you lot eh?

Where the fuck is Jeff? I miss his random posts.

This post has been edited by Ronan: 31 January 2015 - 08:05 PM

The Albino Ape

#15975 Posted 31 January 2015 - 08:15 PM

Robman, on 31 January 2015 - 09:54 AM, said:

Please tell me nobody here over the age of 13 still watches wwe wrestling....

I started watching back when it wasn't for kids, but I still tune in to see the new guys.

Fox

Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#15976 Posted 01 February 2015 - 05:27 PM

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Mark

#15977 Posted 01 February 2015 - 05:38 PM

There's nothing like digging out of waist high snowdrifts in freezing temps with hard driving winds to remind a guy he is getting to old for this sh..

OY.

Robman

Asswhipe [sic]

#15978 Posted 01 February 2015 - 07:17 PM

Mark., on 01 February 2015 - 05:38 PM, said:

There's nothing like digging out of waist high snowdrifts in freezing temps with hard driving winds to remind a guy he is getting to old for this sh..

OY.

Storming here also :lol:

Lunick

#15979 Posted 01 February 2015 - 10:49 PM

https://www.facebook...152999663109303

lol

Person of Color

Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#15980 Posted 02 February 2015 - 12:12 AM

Mark., on 01 February 2015 - 05:38 PM, said:

There's nothing like digging out of waist high snowdrifts in freezing temps with hard driving winds to remind a guy he is getting to old for this sh..

OY.

Get the fuck outta Wisconsin. I was born in Cleveland and I would never live anywhere with heavy snowfall again.

The plows were so on point here. Over two feet overnight a week ago and by 2pm everything was clear and ready to go. Gotta bust out the snowblower tomorrow. Thank God it's a Honda...shit kicks so much ass. I'll be ready to back my car out in no time.

This post has been edited by Person of Color: 02 February 2015 - 12:14 AM

Hendricks266

Weaponized Autism

#15981 Posted 02 February 2015 - 06:07 AM

Lunick, on 01 February 2015 - 10:49 PM, said:

https://www.facebook...152999663109303

lol

[Voidpoint intensifies]

The Commander

I used to be a Brown Fuzzy Fruit, but I've changed bro...

#15982 Posted 02 February 2015 - 08:16 AM

http://www.3news.co....2#axzz3QXEppKSe

Apparently they were at it for over half an hour...
Then the pub band started to play that Kings of Leon song Sex on fire.

This post has been edited by The Commander: 02 February 2015 - 08:18 AM

DustFalcon85

#15983 Posted 02 February 2015 - 01:33 PM

Suge Knight and now a Red Power Ranger is arrested for murder:

http://www.nbclosang...-290480931.html

Robman

Asswhipe [sic]

#15984 Posted 02 February 2015 - 02:10 PM

DustFalcon85, on 02 February 2015 - 01:33 PM, said:

Suge Knight and now a Red Power Ranger is arrested for murder:

http://www.nbclosang...-290480931.html

If the pink power ranger is fine, then who cares hehe.

I remember Barry from Storage Wars finding a jacket of Suge's in a locker.

This post has been edited by Robman: 02 February 2015 - 03:25 PM

brownfarted

The Original Shitposter

#15985 Posted 02 February 2015 - 09:14 PM

Jblade

#15986 Posted 03 February 2015 - 03:21 PM

I know I'm late to the part but holy shit I just saw the tantrum DanM threw on his moddb page for Duke Eternity because nobody donated or something like that. Pretty hilarious.