[Sky's The Limit]

 SBG, on Feb 9 2010, 01:08 PM, said:

That was a douche of a comment. Not everyone in the special Olympics is retarted, dumbass.

lmao, So i'm the dumbass says the person who can't spell retarded, and spells it like this "retarted" you're a waste of life haha i'm not even going to comment back anymore on your dumbass.....
I hope everyone sees this and laughs at you SBG.

troll.

[The Commander]

 Sky's The Limit, on Feb 10 2010, 12:28 PM, said:

lmao, So i'm the dumbass says the person who can't spell retarded, and spells it like this "retarted" you're a waste of life haha i'm not even going to comment back anymore on your dumbass.....
I hope everyone sees this and laughs at you SBG.

troll.

That must be you in that picture then, because you have resorted to the good old "... spelled bla bla wrong" when you have nothing else that you can argue about.

Quite a common tactic for trolls and internet keyboard warriors.

But yes I am laughing, but not at SBG.

[Sky's The Limit]

That's the whole point there's nothing to argue about......... and i can see what i said thanks for reminding me uh.............. whatever you're name is lol.
commander chief was it? the commander? whatever doesn't matter really.
Of course ima comment on his spelling... calling someone a "dumbass" but yet can't spell retarded hahaha. owell im done.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Sure. We'll play that game.

 Sky's The Limit, on Feb 9 2010, 06:39 PM, said:

That's the whole point; there's nothing to argue about. Also, I can see what I said. Thanks for reminding me, uh... whatever your name is. Lol. Commander Chief, was it? The Commander? Whatever, it really doesn't matter.
Of course I'm going to comment on his spelling - calling someone a "dumbass" but yet can't spell "retarded." Ha ha ha. Oh well, I'm done.

Your many grammatical and spelling mistakes were fixed. It took no effort whatsoever on my part.

Do you see how fruitless it is to make fun of someone else?

[Radar]

 Sky's The Limit, on Feb 9 2010, 04:39 PM, said:

That's the whole point there's nothing to argue about......... and i can see what i said thanks for reminding me uh.............. whatever you're name is lol.
commander chief was it? the commander? whatever doesn't matter really.
Of course ima comment on his spelling... calling someone a "dumbass" but yet can't spell retarded hahaha. owell im done.

I can see a bunch of grammar errors in your own post, buddy.

[SBG]

 The Commander, on Feb 9 2010, 06:17 PM, said:

He is running low on ammo, what did you expect him to do?

Use his mighty boot!

Edit: Why, oh why are we talking about grammatical errors in a Duke Nukem forum? Duke would be ashamed.

[Sinisterambo]

^^
winner

[Sharpie]

Well this thread has certainly made my day. We will remember this thread in many years to come as the holy grail of internet trolling.

Please continue...

[3dwizard]

 Sharpie, on Feb 9 2010, 06:17 PM, said:

Well this thread has certainly made my day. We will remember this thread in many years to come as the holy grail of internet trolling.

Please continue...

I tried to keep this topic serious but it seems everybody here was just so keen on bashing one another because of their former issues that they didn't get to express before this topic, that I was forced to step out silently and let them bash themselves.
My main goal was to piss off that PigCop Broussard by posting his precious video all over the place.
But then came the number 1 troll "The Commander" who's both a stripper and Duke Nukem at the same time and who's life biography can be pretty much summed up in one motivational poster at your choice, preferably one from the Star Trek: The Next Generation tv series ...
He seems to be the kind that goes in male only clubs and does striptease every friday while telling his dad he's going out to take weapons training.
When he goes in a club he's a stripper and when he comes back home to his real life(this forum) he becomes Duke Nukem.
I bet when he took that photo of him he had just imagined himself being Duke Nukem after he saved the Princess...
Notice how in the majority of his posts he has to mention something about his superiority, lack care and laughter. Has something to do with being cool I guess, but I wouldn't know that. Being the commander and all, he is supposed to look like duke nukem and laugh allot. That's what commanders do, don't they?

[Master Fibbles]

I'm going to step in here and tell you to fuck off.

[3dwizard]

 Mr.Flibble, on Feb 9 2010, 07:03 PM, said:

I'm going to step in here and tell you to fuck off.

Ok Monkey man, you win! Fuck off I shall! It's been a pleasure to talk to Yatta's Bitch and get my foreskin creased by you. What can I say it's very hard to say goodbye, especially when there's so much more exploitable ignorance here.

[Master Fibbles]

Trust me, the pleasure has been all ours.

[VinsaneOne]

This thread is now an empty ballsack. It has shot it's load.

[Master Fibbles]

Such a graphic image...

[The Commander]

Damn I missed the party again? oh well.
It's hard to be humble when I am so great.

[SBG]

Whether or not The Commander is a troll or not - which he isn't - is irrelevant. You've responded to all of his posts with the same type of response that you blame him for. So either you're a kid who doesn't know what you're talking about, an ignorant bastard, or a huge hypocrite; all three in my opinion.

The fact about the video being released is over now; it's done and gone. It wasn't very good to begin with. The fact that you're still here and still trolling is. I'd say give you a banhammer, but it's very amusing responding to these posts; and it gives new life to the DNF forums.

[Stabs]

no one really cared about this new video crap, even with a leak it rarely made any major gaming news in other words, people don't give a shit about DNF anymore<full stop>

I'd play it if it came out, no doubt about it, but its not

The next 3d Realms game will be

"George Broussard's Poker Challenge"

It combines the art of poker while juggling company finances and conning people into putting more money into a game, which in turn you use to pay gambling debts, Ive played the BETA, and its pretty hard cause i usually end up finishing the game and keeping the company afloat, how do 3d realms do it?

I think i need to put more skill points into the incompetence skill tree

[The Commander]

Sounds like an "OK" game to me.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

 DanM, on Feb 10 2010, 08:07 AM, said:

"George Broussard's Poker Challenge"

It combines the art of poker while juggling company finances and conning people into putting more money into a game, which in turn you use to pay gambling debts, Ive played the BETA, and its pretty hard cause i usually end up finishing the game and keeping the company afloat, how do 3d realms do it?

I think i need to put more skill points into the incompetence skill tree

I'd definitely buy this. Sounds like one of the avant-garde third-party games that pop up every month or so on Steam.

[Birkursun]

This thread is so funny.
gugu dada

Can someone of the administration change my "Protozoid slimer" status to "Superman" pls or "Super Protozoid slimer"
That would be verry cool. thx.

FIGHT ON !

Distrubtor and 2dwizzard have not much health left, 2 more rounds and they will be KO.

@Disturbtor : You need to wash your mouth with soap, cursing so much can not be healty
@2dwizzard : Save your breath, nobody cares.

[Spiker]

If someone needs more supplies here is my online shop: www.myawesomeguns.com

Current promotion: For every person posting in this thread 50% discount for a mock-gun.
How does it work? It fires a standard mock-shell which is a combination of "bad-joke" powder and "sneer-cream"
When it hits the target the enourmous amount of ridicule clusters are released leaving your enemy completely humiliated.

The pack contains:
- a mock-gun
- 200 mock-shells
- shooting glasses with the logo of my shop
- a pedobear toy

Price: $99

[Tea Monster]

@ Birkursun - You'll probably have to PM someone, admins only go through this part of the forum in pairs. This isn't due to anyone being bad-ass, but in a nod to the 'Call of Cthulhu' game, after you make a move through here, you have to do a roll for sanity.

Unfortunately, 3DWizard and his pals keep coming up snake-eyes.

[AgentScotty]

THIS THREAD SUCKS ASS!!!

[Master Fibbles]

@Birkurson: http://forums.duke4.net/index.php?showtopi...50&start=50

Of course, there is no guarantee that your request will be accepted...


Also, I just thought, how does one know what regurgitated diarrhea looks like?

[Birkursun]

Thanks guys, I PMed TX.

If hope he can change it of course, we will see.

[SBG]

 Birkursun, on Feb 10 2010, 05:26 PM, said:

Thanks guys, I PMed TX.

If hope he can change it of course, we will see.

The question is not whether he can change it; it's whether he will change it. Usually you only get a custom title if you deserve it.

[Master Fibbles]

Or if your suggestion is particularly witty (or you are drunk at the time)

[SBG]

That too.

[Sangman]

 AgentScotty, on Feb 10 2010, 10:07 PM, said:

THIS THREAD SUCKS ASS!!!

Yeah it's pretty much run its course now.. I mean, a long, long time ago.

[SBG]

Not really: it shows that there is still support for DNF, and that not everyone has abandoned the franchise.