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worstmap.map (The Worst Map In Duke nukem History) "why."
#1 Posted 29 January 2018 - 11:51 AM
I'm fucking terrible at mapping.
Plot:
Basically theres a shit ton of overlords gang raping you and you die instantly.
Requirements:
Nobody Cares.
Download Link:
here
Why did god abandon us?
Plot:
Basically theres a shit ton of overlords gang raping you and you die instantly.
Requirements:
Nobody Cares.
Download Link:
here
Why did god abandon us?
This post has been edited by def13391: 29 January 2018 - 11:53 AM
#2 Posted 29 January 2018 - 01:20 PM
If you are going to make a troll map post thread, then you should say it's the best map in history.
Also, being terrible at mapping doesn't mean you have to put battlelords everywhere. That's like saying I'm terrible at cooking therefore I have to put cyanide in my food.
Also, being terrible at mapping doesn't mean you have to put battlelords everywhere. That's like saying I'm terrible at cooking therefore I have to put cyanide in my food.
#3 Posted 29 January 2018 - 01:45 PM
If I want a map based on "OMG Sh!tloAds of EneMiez" I would have played directly one of the Nuts.WAD on DOOM at this point. And it's annoying there too.
#4 Posted 29 January 2018 - 01:58 PM
This is definitely a contender for the worst map ever made. Although I still think a completely triangularly shaped map tiny enough so the player dies at the start complete with newboard textures would be worse.
#5 Posted 29 January 2018 - 02:26 PM
Just so no one else downloads this piece of crap out of curiosity, this is what the map looks like (Sound Warning):
#10 Posted 29 January 2018 - 05:28 PM
Maisth, on 29 January 2018 - 04:49 PM, said:
What are you talking about man? this is a true masterpiece!
i call sarcasm
#13 Posted 30 January 2018 - 08:06 AM
It reminds me that there was a map that was made specifically for being terrible I believe it was called "A very wrong map" or something like that >_>
But personally I would say that a map in which the player doesn't have the possiblility to do anything should be a case apart
Placing tons of Overlord is a thing but personally I would call it a map per se if the player were given the possibility to do something
Ain't gonna pretend anything since unlike the author I simply outright CAN'T map myself ^^
But personally I would say that a map in which the player doesn't have the possiblility to do anything should be a case apart
Placing tons of Overlord is a thing but personally I would call it a map per se if the player were given the possibility to do something
Ain't gonna pretend anything since unlike the author I simply outright CAN'T map myself ^^
#14 Posted 30 January 2018 - 12:13 PM
TheDragonLiner, on 30 January 2018 - 08:06 AM, said:
It reminds me that there was a map that was made specifically for being terrible I believe it was called "A very wrong map" or something like that >_>
But personally I would say that a map in which the player doesn't have the possiblility to do anything should be a case apart
Placing tons of Overlord is a thing but personally I would call it a map per se if the player were given the possibility to do something
Ain't gonna pretend anything since unlike the author I simply outright CAN'T map myself ^^
But personally I would say that a map in which the player doesn't have the possiblility to do anything should be a case apart
Placing tons of Overlord is a thing but personally I would call it a map per se if the player were given the possibility to do something
Ain't gonna pretend anything since unlike the author I simply outright CAN'T map myself ^^
ok
#16 Posted 01 February 2018 - 05:27 AM
#17 Posted 01 February 2018 - 08:33 AM
splendid architecture and construction - used a rectangle instead of the minimalist triangle
beautiful texturing - each wall has it's own flavor. Even the ceiling and floor create a wonderful contrast. Much depth and ambiance to be experienced
challenging game play - anybody and everybody puts several liztroops, pigcops, or enforcers in their maps. It takes a special visionary to use nothing but overlords.
9.3 out of 10
would fuck
beautiful texturing - each wall has it's own flavor. Even the ceiling and floor create a wonderful contrast. Much depth and ambiance to be experienced
challenging game play - anybody and everybody puts several liztroops, pigcops, or enforcers in their maps. It takes a special visionary to use nothing but overlords.
9.3 out of 10
would fuck
#18 Posted 01 February 2018 - 08:44 AM
Forge, on 01 February 2018 - 08:33 AM, said:
splendid architecture and construction - used a rectangle instead of the minimalist triangle
beautiful texturing - each wall has it's own flavor. Even the ceiling and floor create a wonderful contrast. Much depth and ambiance to be experienced
challenging game play - anybody and everybody puts several liztroops, pigcops, or enforcers in their maps. It takes a special visionary to use nothing but overlords.
9.3 out of 10
would fuck
beautiful texturing - each wall has it's own flavor. Even the ceiling and floor create a wonderful contrast. Much depth and ambiance to be experienced
challenging game play - anybody and everybody puts several liztroops, pigcops, or enforcers in their maps. It takes a special visionary to use nothing but overlords.
9.3 out of 10
would fuck
kek
also why the fuck can't i vote this is stupid
#19 Posted 01 February 2018 - 08:48 AM
I've seen maps with more Overlords and louder duketalk earrape so you clearly failed in that department.
#20 Posted 03 February 2018 - 06:51 AM
Doom64hunter, on 01 February 2018 - 08:48 AM, said:
I've seen maps with more Overlords and louder duketalk earrape so you clearly failed in that department.
um ok.
#21 Posted 05 February 2018 - 09:15 AM
Lunick, on 29 January 2018 - 02:26 PM, said:
Just so no one else downloads this piece of crap out of curiosity, this is what the map looks like (Sound Warning):
I notice you're not using my bonus screen theme rerecording.
#22 Posted 05 February 2018 - 02:54 PM
TheDragonLiner, on 30 January 2018 - 08:06 AM, said:
It reminds me that there was a map that was made specifically for being terrible I believe it was called "A very wrong map" or something like that >_>
Yeah I thought it was Zykov Eddy who made the world's most noobish map. Although I couldn't find any threads created by him that seem to match it. It's possible it was someone else. The map was far more creatively noobish than this lazy piece though.
#23 Posted 05 February 2018 - 03:00 PM
Micky C, on 05 February 2018 - 02:54 PM, said:
Yeah I thought it was Zykov Eddy who made the world's most noobish map.
I remember that. I laughed a lot playing it, but it was too clearly intentionally made to be bad to truly win this designation. It's hard to explain what I mean... it was consistent in a way it shouldn't have been.
#25 Posted 11 February 2018 - 09:58 AM
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