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Community Confessions  "OK, let's get this straight"

User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#61

View PostPsychoGoatee, on 30 March 2016 - 08:18 PM, said:

Batin' is just fine as is. :D

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User is offline   Sanek 

#62

I confess that I regret about creating a confessions theard. :D

This post has been edited by Sanek: 03 April 2016 - 03:46 PM

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User is offline   zykov eddy 

#63

I have a confession to make. At the time of developing Moonbase Accident and The Dream I didn't know how to change the direction of sector slopes (alt + F combination). I did know how to make basic slopes and change their angle, but I didn't know how to make slope face the way I need it to. So, I came up with weird ways to change direction for slopes, including adding a new wall to sector (see screenshots), or even adding a small tiny sector inside the slope sector and turning it around until I get the direction I want.

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See the rocket on level 4 of Moonbase Accident. Wonder why sectors aren't connected to each other? Yep, that's because so I could turn each sector around for the slope.

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P.S - I also remember seeing tiny sectors inside slope sectors on Red 3, or was it some other famous map? Hmmmm.

This post has been edited by zykov eddy: 04 April 2016 - 04:23 AM

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#64

I've put small child sectors inside larger sectors so I could get a first wall to slope them at the angle I wanted when none of the "outer" parent sector's walls were "aimed" at the angle I wanted it sloped.

later i figured out to place a couple vertices in one of the sector's walls and make a tiny imperceptible wall to give the first wall for the angle I wanted, or to barely square off the end of an angle, etc.

'course when I started I had access to all kinds of build guides and info suites, so it's not like I had it hard or anything

also
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This post has been edited by Forge: 04 April 2016 - 03:55 AM

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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#65

View PostHigh Treason, on 29 March 2016 - 07:05 PM, said:


I have given serious consideration to obtaining a fleshlight.


I spent $70 on a top of the line pocket pussy, used it twice and said "what the fuck am I doing with my life" and threw it in a drawer. I totally forgot about it and then my buddy found it one day.

"Aw dude, is it clean?"

"Dude I dunno I haven't touched that thing in like a year man."

"Can I have it?"

"Bro why the fuck would you want a used pocket pussy?!"

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Someone stole my PlayStation 2 and my retaliation was to lock them in a dumpster and drag it about three miles away. I dumped it in a field and threatened to light it on fire if they didn't shut up. They did not return until about 3AM, after they finally figured out it could be unlocked from inside, I convinced them to go back adn collect the dumpster before I would accept their apology for stealing... They did not steal from me again.

I accept, and in some cases take pride in, my various personality flaws.


Best post of 2016.

This post has been edited by Person of Color: 13 April 2016 - 03:31 PM

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User is offline   Ronin 

#66

I have been in 75 street fights that I can account for from the age of 7 - 19 and 5 since the age of 19 to 30 and none for the past 5 years.

This post has been edited by Ronan: 15 April 2016 - 03:39 PM

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#67

Age 7? ... The playground isn't a street :D
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User is offline   Ronin 

#68

View PostRobman, on 15 April 2016 - 04:15 PM, said:

Age 7? ... The playground isn't a street :D

You would be surprised, school fights, street fights, whatever.

I was going to elaborate but I won't.

This post has been edited by Ronan: 15 April 2016 - 04:31 PM

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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#69

This thread is fucking degenerate.
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#70

I've been to strip clubs... just like in the video game! :D I even once saw a metal band playing in a strip club! (It was Sonata Arctica)
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User is offline   Gambini 

#71

View PostRonan, on 15 April 2016 - 03:38 PM, said:

I have been in 75 street fights that I can account for from the age of 7 - 19 and 5 since the age of 19 to 30 and none for the past 5 years.


I never kept track of the number, but in school and highschool i had an average of 3-5 fights by year. I then had a fight when i was 21 and then one when i was 28. I hope i never have to fight again in my life.. I have always got out favorable but i´m pretty sure it´s because i was very lucky.
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User is offline   LkMax 

#72

You guys are talking about physical fight? As in, punches and kicks and stuff? If so, I suddenly I feel like a pacifist in comparison even though I was always kind of a hothead.
I got through my school years with a total of, IDK, 2 or 3 fights (all years combined). Me and my brother though, we fought constantly. As the famous philosopher Homer Simpson once said, "brothers are natural enemies". :D
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User is offline   Ronin 

#73

View PostGambini, on 15 April 2016 - 11:38 PM, said:

I have always got out favorable but i´m pretty sure it´s because i was very lucky.

Haha, luck or practice? :D

View PostJimmy Gnosis, on 15 April 2016 - 08:10 PM, said:

This thread is fucking degenerate.

Captain Degenerate.

This post has been edited by Ronan: 16 April 2016 - 06:23 PM

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User is offline   Gambini 

#74

Yeah i had practice. I still remember "opponents" doing stupid things while i had control over what was going on. Many idiots tried to bull me when i was an antisocial and small kid at school. I used to keep the ones i was "able to" under control.

I truly am against violence, but hell the feeling of winning a fight which was dangerous can´t be compared to many things. I once was in danger of life and ended up beating the guy so badly he had to be hospitalized. I felt very guilty the rest of my life but in that very moment... i was daring destiny.
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User is offline   DNSKILL5 

  • Honored Donor

#75

I've never gotten into a physical fight in all my life because everyone has always assumed I'd kick their ass (I'm well built and 6'2, and as a kid was always taller, larger, and older looking than most my age) but in reality I'd probably fight like a girl and lose because I have no knowledge of fighting besides what I've seen in Rocky and all the 80s action flicks.

I got suspended for the last 3 days of 7th grade for doing the DX dance thing Shawn and Triple H would do.

I have about 100 video game projects from the past 5 years or so that are all unfinished.

I can't think of anymore at the moment.

This post has been edited by gerolf: 16 April 2016 - 11:22 PM

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User is offline   Sanek 

#76

I have about 2 or 3 fights when I was a teen. I don't have any since then. And I'm not a tough guy-type.

In the university when I'm studying now, I'm constantly make silly jokes and everybody like it. But now I don't even now, whenever they laugh because jokes are funny, or because they think I'm stupid. :D
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User is offline   Gambini 

#77

I used to be jokes guy until some day at job I had important things to say and no one took me seriously. I´ve stopped making jokes after that.
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User is offline   Spiker 

#78

I can't stop lying, basically everything I say is a lie.
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User is online   Mark 

#79

Is that true?
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User is online   Mark 

#80

One thing that still bothers me after 45 years is joining the crowd of people that were teasing and picking on a girl in Junior HS that had a bad deformity on her face.
The big surprise was my dad happened to have the day off from work and and decided to pick me up from school. He saw the whole thing and gave me a whoopin' when we got home.

My second regret involved stealing. Me and my best friend were big time into the electronics hobby. A small parts store opened in our neighborhood and we became regular customers and got to know the owner very well. After a while we started to steal small dollar items here and there. One day my dad was in the basement workshop looking for a part ( he was also in the hobby ) and he found a 12.00 part he knew I couldn't afford at the time. I admitted I stole it. After my whoopin' I had to go back to the store and apologize face to face with the owner. He was so disappointed in me and my friend. It really hurt. So these are 2 life lessons I've learned from. Oh, my dad also took a hammer to that stolen part and made me pay the store owner with my next month's allowance.

I thank my dad for those lessons.

This post has been edited by Mark.: 17 April 2016 - 08:50 AM

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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

  • The Sarien Encounter

#81

In all my life I've been in two incidents that could be considered fights. Once in grade six I got punched in the stomach on the school playground by a douche kid and I don't remember why. I don't think I provoked him he was just a douche. He likes to play practical jokes on the teacher, but the teacher thought they were funny.

Later after school he was biking with some of his douche friends in my neighborhood. In the back road behind our houses I figured I'd confront him. I don't know what I expected to do, but I had an older friend with me who had taken Tae Kwan Do so I figured I was safe. He encouraged me to catch up to him. Instead of seeing me himself the douche sent one of his taller friends down who trash talked me and tried to intimidate me. I stood my ground until he threw me into the ditch. My friend just stood there like an idiot and they took off laughing. Thanks, buddy.

I'm really a pacifist so I wouldn't have put up much of a fight I just really wanted to face him and not back down. It was a pathetic display I'm sure, but I did it. And he wouldn't come to me, so I figure I'm one up for it. I still remember his name. Melvin. Fitting douche bully name.

I hate fighting and I hate conflicts. I'd much rather get along with everybody.

This post has been edited by MusicallyInspired: 18 April 2016 - 06:15 AM

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User is offline   Kyanos 

#82

In grade 3 I tried to strangle one of my friends with a skipping rope during a fight. I'm really a barbarian at heart, I will kill to protect my own and sleep very well at night.

This post has been edited by Drek: 18 April 2016 - 06:44 AM

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User is offline   The Commander 

  • I used to be a Brown Fuzzy Fruit, but I've changed bro...

#83

View PostThe Commander, on 28 February 2016 - 03:33 AM, said:

I confess that I don't do anything with Duke anymore and haven't played it in ages.
I make money from a source based game now instead...

View PostMicky C, on 01 March 2016 - 08:19 PM, said:

How much?

View PostLunick, on 01 March 2016 - 08:30 PM, said:


Major bump shit...
Because I never replied to these questions.

It varies from month to month.
One month I could make less than $100 USD, the next I could make up to $400.

The first image is of my script sales, the second is the donations of the gaming community I maintain.

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This post has been edited by The Commander: 28 April 2016 - 04:51 AM

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User is offline   Balls of Steel Forever 

  • Balls of Steel Forever

#84

I regret everything
I have ever done
and ever will do.

Every day I remind myself of
every thing I have accomplished,
every thing that I've done,
every person I've hurt,
every friend that I've lost,

It's what I chose to make my life into.
And I will spend the rest of my life trying to forgive myself.
(even though the things I've done are relatively minor)
It keeps me going.
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User is offline   brownfarted 

  • The Original Shitposter

#85

View PostForge, on 18 March 2016 - 06:06 AM, said:

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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#86

I find Sega Genesis remixes of cool songs on YouTube and beat my meat in sync with the meaty beats.

My favorite Oculus Rift porno? Border Collie Fiesta!

My favorite game ever is Penis Man II - Return of Peniswoman

The one time I don't wipe up my cum is when I drip out a sad load to The Rosie O'Donnell show. Lesbian Hill is 90% complete.

I once let my buddy stand straight up in my Mustang and show his penis to random strangers. I had the top down and he just grabbed onto the style bar (fake rollbar) and flapped it around from the back seat. This one actually happened multiple times in one day.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#87

View PostPerson of Color, on 10 May 2016 - 09:51 PM, said:

I once let my buddy stand straight up in my Mustang and show his penis to random strangers. I had the top down and he just grabbed onto the style bar (fake rollbar) and flapped it around from the back seat. This one actually happened multiple times in one day.

and what a friend you are for not hitting a hard left and tossing him into the group of nuns he was flashing
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User is offline   Ronin 

#88

View PostPerson of Color, on 10 May 2016 - 09:51 PM, said:

I find Sega Genesis remixes of cool songs on YouTube and beat my meat in sync with the meaty beats.

My favorite Oculus Rift porno? Border Collie Fiesta!

My favorite game ever is Penis Man II - Return of Peniswoman

The one time I don't wipe up my cum is when I drip out a sad load to The Rosie O'Donnell show. Lesbian Hill is 90% complete.

I once let my buddy stand straight up in my Mustang and show his penis to random strangers. I had the top down and he just grabbed onto the style bar (fake rollbar) and flapped it around from the back seat. This one actually happened multiple times in one day.

View PostJimmy Gnosis, on 15 April 2016 - 08:10 PM, said:

This thread is fucking degenerate.

View PostForge, on 14 May 2016 - 07:51 PM, said:

It was 2004.


This post has been edited by Ronan: 14 May 2016 - 08:03 PM

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User is offline   Sixty Four 

  • Turok Nukem

#89

Things about to get more busy for me

This post has been edited by Sixty Four: 17 May 2016 - 02:13 PM

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User is offline   MrBlackCat 

#90

Confessions hu...

Ok, I am actually a female. It is actually MsBlackCat. It shouldn't matter what gender someone is "here", but it does. I see how gamer guys react to female gamers, and don't really care for it. Still a Duke Nukem and gaming fan, though not as big a fan as MBC. He doesn't come here anymore except vicariously through me when I ask him something about networking (he is a computer network engineer) or computer gaming that I don't know about.
Besides, whats his is mine anyway, so I really do have a huge game collection and computer room. :)

MrBlackCat

This post has been edited by MrBlackCat: 16 May 2016 - 04:08 PM

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