[Lunick]

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

[Doomfrost]

Alright, I'm out. Thread is too toxic in my tastes. I wish Interceptor the best of luck. Back to lurking.

[Jimmy]

That's the best the Interceptor Shill-Squad can do. Ever notice these twats only come out of the woodwork when Interceptor does literally anything? Jesus, congregate on Facebook where you monkeys belong. You have worse netiquette than I do.

[PikaCommando]

BaconBaconBacon, on 11 February 2014 - 02:06 AM, said:

Look, fuckface. Apogee Fanfare changed from game to game with original Apogee titles. It was metal themed in ROTT reboot because that is the type of music they did in the reboot. Stop citing it as an excuse to not like them and come up with legitimate constructive criticism you cumswapping jizzlord.

I was with you at first, but now I wanna rip off your head and shove it down your throat.

You're just about as unfunny as me.

[Jimmy]

See? They're in damage control. Better to slide the thread and hope it gets locked than let discussion continue.

[PikaCommando]

Or, you know we can just ban that guy and talk something else about the game. Usually when a new game in a fan's favorite series is coming out they will list what they hope to see in the game.

[Mr. Tibbs]

Not being mean but Interceptor's not in the same league as Crystal Dynamics. It's like comparing a director who just premiered their first short at Sundance to David Cronenberg. One's established the others just starting out. They couldn't be more different.

Duke doesn't need a savior. Duke4 mappers and General Arcade have been doing a great job keeping Duke in players hands, both old and new.

There's barely any info on Mass Destruction. It could be great. It could be awful. The only thing people have to go on is a countdown website, Interceptor's track record and a brief blurb. That's it. Nobody would turn down an awesome new Duke game. It's too early to tell and, in the absence of any meaningful information, people are voicing their concerns - a consequence of doing a silly, near month-long countdown. Announcing early just means you have to win people over twice.

Personally, I think the worst thing you could do to Duke fans is tease them and make them wait. That should never happen again. It doesn't matter that if that means you'll initially have less Facebook likes or Twitter followers; let the game speak for itself and announce with a date. If you can't do that, stay quiet until you can.

[Hendricks266]

BaconBaconBacon, on 11 February 2014 - 02:06 AM, said:

It was metal themed in ROTT reboot because that is the type of music they did in the reboot.

It's not the theme of the music that is an issue, unless you count Ass as a theme. Duke 2 pulled off a rock version just fine. The problem is the sheer shittiness of making the original fanfare sound tinny and then dominating the second half with one single note that doesn't even try to follow the melody or incorporate its thematic potential.

BaconBaconBacon, on 11 February 2014 - 02:06 AM, said:

Stop citing it as an excuse to not like them and come up with legitimate constructive criticism you cumswapping jizzlord.

Slap yo teeth out!

I'm not basing my view of Interceptor on this 12-second video. I'm presenting it as a rock-solid example of what they do wrong.

[Jimmy]

PikaCommando, on 11 February 2014 - 02:21 AM, said:

Or, you know we can just ban that guy and talk something else about the game. Usually when a new game in a fan's favorite series is coming out they will list what they hope to see in the game.

They're using the forum disinfo tactics by the book. They're doing this shit because they know it's policy not to ban people around here. Good thing they aren't people. Simians don't belong on the internet. Dis iz like anuddah shoah!

[Hendricks266]

BaconBaconBacon, I give your shitpost 2.5 Constanzas out of 5.



EDIT: Where did the context go?!

[PikaCommando]

Hendricks266, on 11 February 2014 - 02:49 AM, said:

I give your shitpost 2.5 Constanzas out of 5.

Why is it 3 and a half Constanzas instead of your proclaimed 2.5?

[Hendricks266]

...Can you count?

[PikaCommando]

Hendricks266, on 11 February 2014 - 02:53 AM, said:

...Can you count?

Ahh, it seems I failed on an epic proportions. How many Constanzas do I get?

[Jimmy]

Laokin, on 11 February 2014 - 01:14 AM, said:

The entire duke family is all working together. 3D Realms has NO RIGHTS to NEW Duke Nukem games and only holds the rights to TWO vintage games, Duke Nukem 3D and MP. Apogee holds Duke 1&2 and the Handheld Trilogy. So to see involvement from Apogee, 3DR, and Interceptor [Who only had the rights for a non-profit remake of Duke 3D] on Mass Destruction, PROVES that Gearbox is ALSO on board.

You keep editing your post and you keep making it apparent you have no idea what you're talking about. Apogee only owns a license for those games. Once again, APOGEE AND 3DR ARE THE SAME FUCKING COMPANY. And of course Gearbox is on board, you fucktard. They own the IP.

Laokin, on 11 February 2014 - 01:14 AM, said:

Or do you think Randy likes to flush tens of millions down the toilet on bad investments? As if.

Hahahah, it's like you're ignoring reality. Randy Pitchford is a piece of shit.

Laokin, on 11 February 2014 - 01:14 AM, said:

Y'all getting so upset for no reason, when the dream duke team assembles to create new entries into the series.

Because this thread just didn't have enough Costanzas.

[PikaCommando]

Oh God someone please make it stop. Here, let me give something everybody will love instead:

[Lunick]

[Jimmy]

The shillposting is in maximum overdrive. Fuck you assholes.

[PikaCommando]

Hey, why did that get -rep? It had nothing to do with terrible .gifs.

EDIT: Which one would you rather see (or just the same thing with a different name and appearance) in Mass Destruction more: the Sentry Drone or the Protozoid Slimer?

[brownfarted]

Picture of Sentry Drone = Shit Post !

[Hendricks266]

PikaCommando, on 11 February 2014 - 03:08 AM, said:

EDIT: Which one would you rather see (or just the same thing with a different name and appearance) in Mass Destruction more: the Sentry Drone or the Protozoid Slimer?

Neither. Though those are "mainstays" of the franchise (which has mostly been a series of riffs on Duke 3D's success), they come from the Cycloid race. Anything from the Cycloids would be rehashing as usual. A fresh start to Duke would place him in a new environment altogether. A reskin of the same thing would be cheap.

EDIT: Did you seriously just change your avatar to the sentry drone image you linked earlier... Give me a break. I can only suspend my disbelief in your poor posting skills for so long.

[Jimmy]

ITT: Sliding and diversion of discussion on nonsense.

[PikaCommando]

Hendricks266, on 11 February 2014 - 03:14 AM, said:

Neither. Though those are "mainstays" of the franchise (which has mostly been a series of riffs on Duke 3D's success), they come from the Cycloid race. Anything from the Cycloids would be rehashing as usual. A fresh start to Duke would place him in a new environment altogether. A reskin of the same thing would be cheap.

EDIT: Did you seriously just change your avatar to the sentry drone image you linked earlier... Give me a break. I can only suspend my disbelief in your poor posting skills for so long.

I ran out of good pics to use as avatar, sorry. Yeah, I agree with your opinion too, but I see people getting angry and pissed that Duke 3D's arsenal and enemies are not returning or something for a new game. Also, wasn't the Sentry Drone manmade and the Slimer from the Rigelatins?

[The Commander]

This thread is fucking shit...
I love it.

[Hendricks266]

If someone wants more stuff like Duke 3D, then they should go play Duke 3D or anything from its vast swaths of user-generated content.

No idea on the Sentry Drone, but if it were manmade, then it would have no business around the Kyrr. The green slime from Duke 2 escapes from glass jars and is far stronger than the one-hit slimer that hatches from an egg.

[PikaCommando]

Hendricks266, on 11 February 2014 - 03:23 AM, said:

If you want more stuff like Duke 3D, then go play Duke 3D or anything from its vast swaths of user-generated content.

No idea on the Sentry Drone, but if it were manmade, then it would have no business around the Kyrr. The green slime from Duke 2 escapes from glass jars and is far stronger than the one-hit slimer that hatches from an egg.

Retcon happens all the time.

Also, if given time and modding tools, would you mod for Mass Destruction?

[Hendricks266]

Modding Mass Destruction depends on many variables. First and foremost, if the original game and its platform are any good. Second, what modding capabilities would be available? A map editor? Scripting? Third, what ideas could be made for a top-down shooter? A successful modding scene depends on a "perfect storm" of the right capabilities and cultivated interest. At this time I can't make any determination about my own interest. The game hasn't even been announced yet.

[Jimmy]

Obvious shillposters. Sliding, anger trolling, playing dumb, diversion/off topic, intel-gathering, PR talk.

[PikaCommando]

Finally, normal porn.

[The Commander]

Wow... Now these fuck tards are posting shit porn gifs?

[Hendricks266]

BaconBaconBacon, on 11 February 2014 - 03:40 AM, said:

Unreal Engine = Infinitely possible modding opportunities depending on what is released in terms of mod tools. It would provide legal modern base for Duke modding alongside EDuke32 that Gearbox could not shut down or say could never get released like the Duke '98 project, Duke Reloaded, etc.. as it would be a mod for a Duke game.

Infinite? Sounds like quite the advertising spiel.

Basically, you're promoting it as if a moddable game bearing the Duke Nukem name will be some godsend Interceptorsend for the modding community.



Just keep in mind that no one would want to mod a turd. Don't put the carriage before the horse: Mass Destruction needs to be a good game first. I think that is within Interceptor's grasp.

Since when did Duke Nukem 1998 get shut down? I thought it just fizzled out. Could any of the original team members clarify?

And don't post any more images like that if you want to remain a member here.

EDIT: Perhaps this is an effort to get Reloaded out the door as a Mass Destruction mod??? What am I saying... it's 5am and I should be asleep.