[Spirrwell]

Nancsi, on 24 April 2013 - 11:35 AM, said:

I don't want this to be released too soon. The whinge here is too hilarious and it's worth more than just playing another mod.

I wonder if that's what 3DRealms' mentality was. Maybe the posts on their forum were just so funny to them that they delayed the game more and more and eventually they had to toss it because they wasted so much money so we ended with some shit. Yep, sounds about right. Sounds like the developers here are on the right path.

[Devil Master]

Nancsi, on 24 April 2013 - 11:35 AM, said:

I don't want this to be released too soon. The whinge here is too hilarious and it's worth more than just playing another mod.

Release what? An April Fools' joke?
BTW, I agree that the entire situation is hilarious. People who believe it's real and whine for it to be released, the original pranksters who admit that it was a joke and they're not believed (!!!), even moderators who are in on the joke...

[Fox]

The joke is on you.

[Devil Master]

Fox, on 24 April 2013 - 01:12 PM, said:

The joke is on you.

We shall see about that.

[Richard Shead]

Devil Master, your sarcasm detector is greatly malfunctioning. Can't you see that those now claiming that it's fake are just taking the piss out on you because of the accusations you made earlier?? They're merely mocking your disbelief.

If this mod really does turn out to be a fake I'll eat my underwear, KaiserSoze style.

[Radar]

Devil Master, on 24 April 2013 - 01:24 PM, said:

We shall see about that.

Go ahead, downvote me. At this point, I have no clue if this is real or not. I don't want to be disappointed, so I'm just gonna say "screw it" and side with DM.

[PokeThePower]

Devil Master, on 24 April 2013 - 10:56 AM, said:

It was proved by James Randi that when people have irrational beliefs, it's impossible to reason them out of those beliefs because they are not the result of reason to begin with. Case in point: an illusionist, trained by Randi, who told an old woman that he was a medium and then showed her some tricks...

How do you spell magic spell? Who/what/where is the spirit of thought?

Never trust a magician, especially one who knows they are a magician and wants to upstage other magicians.

Randi's spelling is quite good, isn't it?

Follow the motivation.

Don't mind me, I'm just talking abracadabra.

[Forge]

yep. it's an elaborate hoax.

the thread here, the mod db page, the news releases at MSDN & Dukespana. the duke4 moderator, testers, & coders are all in on it.

it's to weed out all the fake duke3d fans and dnf hangers-on. get you all so mad you go away and never come back, then we can finally have some peace and quiet around here

[Devil Master]

Duke Rocks, on 24 April 2013 - 02:07 PM, said:

If this mod really does turn out to be a fake I'll eat my underwear, KaiserSoze style.

But it will never "turn out" to be a fake, in that those who now believe it to be real will never admit that they were wrong. The drama will continue, but it will gradually decrease in intensity, with more and more people getting tired of following it, until nobody cares about it anymore.

Forge, on 24 April 2013 - 03:08 PM, said:

the thread here, the mod db page, the news releases at MSDN & Dukespana. the duke4 moderator, testers, & coders are all in on it.

What testers and coders?

[Forge]

did you not read the credits at the end of the video or listen to MetHy when he reported finding issues that would cause delay?

they're intentionally pissing off the greedy map grabbers that come in and download free levels that somebody has worked their ass off to make in their free time. All that hard work and can't even get back a comment or two about what the player thinks.
selfish "world revolves around me" whiners think the community owes them something

[Radar]

For Pete's sake Forge. I for one was only skeptical because of how much I believe in the fact that they don't owe us anything. Whether this is released as the greatest mod ever or falls off the face of the earth, life goes on.

And for everyone pressing the button:

[Spirrwell]

Speedy Eggbert, on 24 April 2013 - 03:48 PM, said:

And for everyone pressing the button:

Oh!! Do me! I've got to get that awful 93 to a nice round number like 90. Come on press it!!!! Ah, I'm going to regret this aren't I?

[Gambini]

This is turning into a troll fest. I can understand people being pissed off on how we played with your illusions making you believe we did in some months what a commercial company couldn´t in many years. But showing me your ass in the seek of downvotes and going on rounds about whether it is a hoax or not is getting old.

[Richard Shead]

[Gambini]

I´m sure that little video was recorded while he was watching child porn.

No sorry Duke Rocks, Michael Jackson hasnt ever been involved with pedophilia. I´m such an ass for suggesting that.

[Richard Shead]

Gambini, on 24 April 2013 - 04:15 PM, said:

I´m sure that little video was recorded while he was watching child porn.

How mature and original....I can feel your rage emanating from the fact that I posted a .gif of a man who has more talent and accomplishments in one finger than 1000000000 of you combined. You can take your mod/hoax/trolling charade or whatever the fuck you want to call it at this point and shove it up your ass.

Congrats, you lose.


Edit: Just like everything else you've posted in this thread, I can't tell whether or not the part you added was being serious or not. For real, I'm sick and tired of my emotions being toyed with.

[Gambini]

I´m pretty sure what he used to do with that supertalented finger

[Radar]

Gambini, on 24 April 2013 - 04:11 PM, said:

But showing me your ass in the seek of downvotes and going on rounds about whether it is a hoax or not is getting old.

[Micky C]

I'm inspired by Gambini's example. From this point onwards, I'm scrapping the 6 mostly-finished levels of the beach CBP 9, the Carribean inspired art and coded features, and the flyable hot air balloon, and we'll start working on a stealth based dungeon crawler where you can get enemies to become allies by giving them gold. It'll use polymer lights so it won't be out until Plagman optimises polymer. I'm sure it'll be out soon

[Forge]

Gambini, on 24 April 2013 - 04:11 PM, said:

This is turning into a troll fest.
and going on rounds about whether it is a hoax or not is getting old.

nobody to blame but yourself for that. you should have stopped with the c&d prank, but it was too fun and too easy to keep toying with people. You know the smell of tears and the wounded sounds of whining attracts vultures (me).

[Lunick]

[The_Sentinel]

In all seriousness, I just wanted to add one thing: The trailer is really, really nicely done .
I can't wait to play the finished mod and see exactly how DNF should have been.
Guys, take your time with the mod if you have issues that need to be ironed out. It's better to wait more for a good product than to wait less for a mediocre one.
I really appreciate the effort that has been put into this and two thumbs up for all of the developers of this mod

[Radar]

Don't you get it yet? This mod has the same status as my sex life.

It doesn't exist.

[PokeThePower]

Spirrwell, on 24 April 2013 - 03:59 PM, said:

Oh!! Do me! I've got to get that awful 93 to a nice round number like 90. Come on press it!!!! Ah, I'm going to regret this aren't I?

I decided to go for the year I graduated high school.

Seems more fitting for the atmosphere.

[Richard Shead]

Gambini, on 24 April 2013 - 04:29 PM, said:

I´m pretty sure what he used to do with that supertalented finger

Okay, I'll give you that one...I set myself up for it.


Now I think I'm done with this thread, unless I see/hear something which I judge to be concrete evidence.

The mind-fuck is over for me.

[Radar]

Darn it Spirrwell, I missed the red butt hole.

[Bloodshot]

Wow, what the fuck happened to this thread.

Seems like a lot of gullibility around here

[PokeThePower]

Speedy Eggbert, on 24 April 2013 - 05:25 PM, said:

Don't you get it yet? ...the same status as my sex life.

It doesn't exist.

Unh... Unh... Where is it?

Ohhhh... ohhhh... ohhhh!!!!

I'm sure it exists.

[ReaperMan]

OK. Time for the truth.... Gambini is really..... George Broussard!!!!!

[Radar]

The are two types of gullibility in this thread: gullibility towards the mod existing, and gullibility towards the mod not existing. I don't know what to think anymore. MAH BRAIN IT HURT!! what is this i dont even