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Mr.Flibble, on Jul 4 2010, 10:37 AM, said:
I imagine that most people are not as outrageous as the people you see in porn and tabloids...of course, I have been surprised before.
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#1202 Posted 04 July 2010 - 01:10 PM
Mr.Flibble, on Jul 4 2010, 09:37 PM, said:
I imagine that most people are not as outrageous as the people you see in porn and tabloids...of course, I have been surprised before.
You should try anal.
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#1205 Posted 04 July 2010 - 02:02 PM
...why would I want that either? What is the point of anal sex? This is a serious question...sure, men have a G-spot there (so I hear) but I fail to see the point of anal sex (heterosexual or homosexual).
#1206 Posted 04 July 2010 - 02:54 PM
Pro: It's tight, and there's no risk of babies
Con: Poop? EWWW!
Con: Poop? EWWW!
#1207 Posted 04 July 2010 - 03:59 PM
Mr.Flibble, on Jul 4 2010, 07:37 PM, said:
I imagine that most people are not as outrageous as the people you see in porn and tabloids...of course, I have been surprised before.
Well, even those extremes aside, I am larger than 5" and I haven't heard any painful screams... so, yeah, no.
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#1208 Posted 04 July 2010 - 05:15 PM
blackharted, on Jul 4 2010, 07:49 AM, said:
Well there is an easy answer to your problem, a hooker as you would call it.
Wait... Only I call them hookers? What do you call them? Mom?
I kid, I kid.
Seriously though... your mom? HAWTNESS. Yeah.
No, but really why do you jump right to hooker? Its expensive, high risk... Why not, porn, or... Hell, going out and meeting a girl? I think you were trying to insult my pride. But you have failed. So now im just going to do your mom again as revenge.
Sangman, on Jul 4 2010, 04:59 PM, said:
Well, even those extremes aside, I am larger than 5" and I haven't heard any painful screams... so, yeah, no.
Average male size is around 4 to 5 inches. Average female size is anywhere from 3 to 5 inches. The word you need to digest in these sentences is average. Yes, you may not be indeed be bigger, but thats the average. Exceptions do exist. Women do not need more than that to actually be pleased, generally. If there is a problem in that regard it usually comes down to technique. Though, if you're big enough to reach your partners cervix, you are technically too big. Because that does indeed hurt like a mother-bitch. Women are capable of expanding for a reason, though. They kinda give birth to babies. So, duh, they can accomdate larger men.
But beyond, sex organ size, blackharted mom, and hookers... Happy 4th of July ya'll.
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#1209 Posted 04 July 2010 - 07:02 PM
blackhearted's mom is hot. She also does things that are only legal in 3 states.
#1210 Posted 04 July 2010 - 07:17 PM
Mr.Flibble, on Jul 5 2010, 02:02 AM, said:
...why would I want that either?
To be more, as you said, outrageous.
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What is the point of anal sex? This is a serious question...sure, men have a G-spot there (so I hear) but I fail to see the point of anal sex (heterosexual or homosexual).
Variety.
Besides, in homosexual intercourse you pretty much don't have much choice.
#1211 Posted 05 July 2010 - 12:05 AM
Lotan, on Jul 4 2010, 02:10 PM, said:
You should try anal.
NEVER! anal is gross and disgusting! Why would ANYONE try that?
BTW Flibble and Commando Nukem your comments about my mum are a fail. Trust me.
This post has been edited by blackharted: 05 July 2010 - 12:06 AM
#1212 Posted 05 July 2010 - 12:27 AM
blackharted, on Jul 5 2010, 12:05 PM, said:
NEVER! anal is gross and disgusting!
I wasn't talking to you, baby.
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#1213 Posted 05 July 2010 - 12:35 AM
blackharted, on Jul 5 2010, 01:05 AM, said:
BTW Flibble and Commando Nukem your comments about my mum are a fail. Trust me.
Why... Are you doing her right now?
Damnit Black, be a bro and share!Im just messing with ya blackharted. These forums just wouldnt be the same without ya.
#1214 Posted 05 July 2010 - 01:05 AM
Commando Nukem, on Jul 5 2010, 01:35 AM, said:
Why... Are you doing her right now? Damnit Black, be a bro and share!
Im just messing with ya blackharted. These forums just wouldnt be the same without ya.
Damnit Black, be a bro and share!Im just messing with ya blackharted. These forums just wouldnt be the same without ya.
I know
#1216 Posted 05 July 2010 - 07:15 AM
Micky C, on Jul 5 2010, 05:47 AM, said:
Ok this is my first post here, what's happening atm?
Atm?
#1217 Posted 05 July 2010 - 07:18 AM
Lotan, on Jul 5 2010, 01:27 AM, said:
I wasn't talking to you, baby.
You shouldn't even think about pushing shit upwards.
#1219 Posted 05 July 2010 - 08:09 AM
The Commander, on Jul 5 2010, 08:30 AM, said:
EDIT BUTTON!
Fucking double post fuck.
Fucking double post fuck.
You need to admit you have OCD!
#1221 Posted 05 July 2010 - 08:16 AM
The Commander, on Jul 5 2010, 08:13 AM, said:
With double posting and image quoting n00bs yes I do.
Images? the hell?
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#1222 Posted 05 July 2010 - 08:20 AM
Somebody that quotes the person right above them that has posted a bunch of pictures and leaves all the links to the pictures in their quote so that the fucking pictures are posted again.
There is no need for that, especially when the person generally only leaves a one word reply.
Makes threads look like garbage.
There is no need for that, especially when the person generally only leaves a one word reply.
Makes threads look like garbage.
#1223 Posted 05 July 2010 - 08:25 AM
The Commander, on Jul 5 2010, 08:20 AM, said:
Somebody that quotes the person right above them that has posted a bunch of pictures and leaves all the links to the pictures in their quote so that the fucking pictures are posted again.
There is no need for that, especially when the person generally only leaves a one word reply.
Makes threads look like garbage.
There is no need for that, especially when the person generally only leaves a one word reply.
Makes threads look like garbage.
Well that makes me think two things 1: you DO have a serious OCD problem and 2: Does it really matter what the forum looks like? (cus only a and handful of people read these forum, by that i mean Duke fans)
#1224 Posted 05 July 2010 - 08:36 AM
blackharted, on Jul 5 2010, 07:18 PM, said:
You shouldn't even think about pushing shit upwards.
That's for me to decide.
#1225 Posted 05 July 2010 - 09:20 AM
Mr.Flibble, on Jul 5 2010, 12:02 AM, said:
What is the point of anal sex? This is a serious question...sure, men have a G-spot there (so I hear) but I fail to see the point of anal sex (heterosexual or homosexual).
Lol, no... Allegedly if you can insert a finger (or whatever) far enough into a man's anus, you will end up touching the prostate which is supposedly very pleasurable. Can't say I've ever tried it.
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#1226 Posted 05 July 2010 - 10:43 AM
Lotan, on Jul 5 2010, 09:36 AM, said:
That's for me to decide.
Well, no, its for me to decide actually. You being my bitch and all.
#1228 Posted 06 July 2010 - 03:22 AM
Commando Nukem, on Jul 5 2010, 11:43 AM, said:
Well, no, its for me to decide actually. You being my bitch and all.
What are you a queer or something?
#1229 Posted 06 July 2010 - 05:12 AM
blackharted, on Jul 5 2010, 08:25 AM, said:
Well that makes me think two things 1: you DO have a serious OCD problem and 2: Does it really matter what the forum looks like? (cus only a and handful of people read these forum, by that i mean Duke fans)
