[Micki!]

*barf*

[Master Fibbles]

Micki!, on Nov 30 2009, 04:58 PM, said:

*barf*

*licks barf*
What? It has protein...

[Sangman]

Lotan, on Nov 30 2009, 10:41 PM, said:

It is from some teaser pic, I think.

huh?

looks like a really bad shoop to me

[Master Fibbles]

It isn't from a teaser. It is a terrible attempt to drop three boobs on Paris Hilton (who is not even that attractive).

[Jimmy]

LOL at Command Nukem. Completely miss the point. The Native Americans were here first and we dropped in on their shit. It's just like invading Poland.

[Master Fibbles]

I think I had a good night tonight and now 8 hours of being productive watching Stargate SG-1 on Hulu....

[The Commander]

Mr.Flibble, on Dec 5 2009, 06:15 PM, said:

I think I had a good night tonight and now 8 hours of being productive watching Stargate SG-1 on Hulu....

I would be watching Stargate Universe E10 on you tube. (not as great as SG-1 though IMO)

[Master Fibbles]

I watched the first couple of episodes...it is weird. Richard Dean Anderson has put on some weight it seems (and he only had a cameo role).

I can see where they want to take this with the ever expanding thing but I don't think I can watch a Stargate show without Jack O'Neill or Daniel Jackson.

[The Commander]

You never watched Atlantis?

[Master Fibbles]

I watched some of it. Never got into it and thus never got into the characters...I know the one scientist makes some appearances in SG-1

[zchri9]

.45
http://twitpic.com/ro0bi

[Master Fibbles]

Lost in translation:
ENGLISH: Yatta enjoys having sex with men.
GERMAN: Yatta geniesst Sex mit Männern haben.
FRENCH: Yatta bénéficie des rapports sexuels avec des hommes.
RUSSIAN: Ятта занимается сексом с мужчинами.
ARABIC: يطا ويمارسون الجنس مع الرجال.
WELSH: Yatta ac yn cael rhyw gyda dynion.
MALTESE: Yatta u jkollhom sess ma 'rġiel.
CHINESE: 亚塔，并与男子发生性关 系。
GREEK: Yata, και σεξουαλικές σχέσεις με άνδρες.
ENGLISH: Yata, and sex with men.

That wasn't as much fun as it should have been...seems sex is pretty simple and universal then.

[Sangman]

Attempt to top:

English: Fibble updates his Facebook status a lot
Dutch: Flibble werkt een zijn status Facebook bij
French: Flibble actualise un son statut Facebook
German: Flibble aktualisiert einen Ton Statut Facebook
French again: Le Flibble met une argile statut Facebook à jour
Spanish: El Flibble pone una arcilla estatuto Facebook al día
English: The Flibble puts a clay Facebook statute to the day
Traditional Chinese: Flibble投入黏土Facebook法規對天
English: Flibble investment clay Facebook laws and regulations to day

Consider it topped.

[Master Fibbles]

Holy crap. That is interesting...

[Yatta]

Hahahaha,

[Master Fibbles]

ENGLISH: Sang has a tiny penis and a smelly asshole
GREEK: Sang έχει ένα μικροσκοπικό πέος και μυρίζω μαλάκα
DUTCH: Sang heeft een kleine penis en stinkende lul
RUSSIAN: Sang есть маленький пенис и вонючие Дика
HINDI: गाया एक छोटे से लिंग और बदबूदार डिक है
SPANISH: Gaia es un pene pequeño y apestoso Dick
ENGLISH: Gaia is a small and smelly penis Dick

[Kathy]

Mr.Flibble, on Dec 8 2009, 02:22 AM, said:

ENGLISH: Yatta enjoys having sex with men.
RUSSIAN: Ятта занимается сексом с мужчинами.

That was pretty accurate. Except now it reads like "Yatta is having sex with men".

Mr.Flibble, on Dec 8 2009, 07:08 AM, said:

ENGLISH: Sang has a tiny penis and a smelly asshole
RUSSIAN: Sang есть маленький пенис и вонючие Дика

That's not accurate at all! But funny as hell. Now it reads like "Sang is little penis and smelly Dickah( )".

[Master Fibbles]

If the translator doesn't know an equivalent word in some languages it is entertaining because it just transliterates. It obviously didn't recognize the transition from English to Greek to Dutch so when it got to Russian, asshole became dick...which is funny.

[Sangman]

asshole became dick even at the dutch stage

[Kathy]

But why it has a capital letter then?

[Sangman]

The only thing that's capital in Dutch there is the 'S' in "Sang"..

[Jimmy]

Lotan, on Dec 8 2009, 01:40 AM, said:

That was pretty accurate. Except now it reads like "Yatta is having sex with men".



That's not accurate at all! But funny as hell. Now it reads like "Sang is little penis and smelly Dickah( )".

So, vhat’s the problem?
Let’s do it qvickah!

[Master Fibbles]

Sangman, on Dec 8 2009, 09:54 AM, said:

asshole became dick even at the dutch stage

lul == dick?

[zchri9]

English - It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all outta gum.
Greek - Ήρθε η ώρα να εκδιώξουν τον κώλο και μασάτε τσιχλόφουσκα και είμαι όλα ούλων φύγουμε.
Dutch - Het is tijd om kont schoppen en kauwgom kauwen en ik ben al tandvlees gaan.
Russian - Пора Kick Ass и жевать жевательную резинку, и я уже собираюсь.
Hindi - लात Ass समय और जुगल गम, और मैं जा रहा हूँ.
Spanish - Tiempo Ass patadas y mascar chicle, y me voy.
English - Time Ass kicking and chewing gum, and I will.

[Master Fibbles]

SO, I'm supposed to come up with an introduction for my thesis tonight. As part of that we need a "hook" to start it off before the thesis statement and then a description of how I intend to prove my thesis. I am at a loss for how to open this paper. I can't think of a good hook...

How does one introduce a paper on sex?

[Micki!]

First page has a hole in it, the rest are stuck together ...

Good luck with it

[Master Fibbles]

haha. that is the best suggestion yet.

[zchri9]

Australian music.
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=tptChkpxMoQ

[Master Fibbles]

Revelation of the say: (most) women act towards everyone the way that (most) men act towards the women they like. This is thoroughly screwed up but makes sense to say. I think it also means that women are going to hell.

[Jimmy]

You question such a concept?