[PsychoGoatee]

I'd just like to say, Soul Calibur 6 rules, so much fun playing that game. And Ivy, Taki, and Sophitia are single-handedly keeping art alive with their bosomy warrior bods, and restoring my faith in humanity. Also the game is just really good.

And the Tomb Raider games should be more bosomy again, that's what i think! Sunday Soapbox. And have akimbo pistols again.

[Forge]

PsychoGoatee, on 25 November 2018 - 10:10 AM, said:

bosomy

more bosomy

[Forge]

[PsychoGoatee]

Forge, on 25 November 2018 - 01:54 PM, said:

I don't see what I did to deserve this.

[Forge]

PsychoGoatee, on 26 November 2018 - 09:07 AM, said:

I don't see what I did to deserve this.

I'm agreeing with you. We should sexy up video games.
You want more boobs, and I have my wants. Don't judge.

[PsychoGoatee]

Right on, I have a Judge Dredd avatar and all but I no judging from me!

[Mark]

Forge, on 24 November 2018 - 07:54 AM, said:

Has anyone here ever heard from a cat "expert" on why they do that?

[Forge]

Mark, on 26 November 2018 - 12:15 PM, said:

Has anyone here ever heard from a cat "expert" on why they do that?

subliminal proof that the earth is not flat

[Zaxtor]

[Forge]

who did it better, atari, or bethesda?

[Forge]

[Mr. Tibbs]

[Forge]

[MusicallyInspired]

[Zaxtor]

[Forge]

[Sanek]

[Forge]

[HulkNukem]

Found out a couple weeks ago my wife and I are pregnant with our first child after a very long time of trying.

I am fucking pumped beyond belief.

[MusicallyInspired]

HulkNukem, on 03 December 2018 - 12:15 PM, said:

Found out a couple weeks ago my wife and I are pregnant with our first child after a very long time of trying.

I am fucking pumped beyond belief.

Dude congratulations!!!

[Forge]

HulkNukem, on 03 December 2018 - 12:15 PM, said:

Found out a couple weeks ago my wife and I are pregnant with our first child after a very long time of trying.

helps when you put it in the right hole.

got any names picked out yet?

[HulkNukem]

MusicallyInspired, on 03 December 2018 - 12:16 PM, said:

Dude congratulations!!!

Thank you sir!
Any general or random advice for the first child?

Forge, on 03 December 2018 - 12:28 PM, said:

helps when you put it in the right hole.

got any names picked out yet?

It helps when your boys swim the right direction too.
I have always liked the name Jacob for a boy and she wants to have the middle name be Seymour for her grandfather; I think it'd be cool to nickname him JC.
If its a girl my wife has about 3,000,000 different names she wants.

[Ronin]

HulkNukem, on 03 December 2018 - 12:15 PM, said:

Found out a couple weeks ago my wife and I are pregnant with our first child after a very long time of trying.

I am fucking pumped beyond belief.

Congratulations to both of you that's fantastic news.

[MusicallyInspired]

My memory is a bit fuzzy of the "dark ages." But be prepared to be up late. A lot. Without mercy.

[Forge]

HulkNukem, on 03 December 2018 - 12:40 PM, said:

Any general or random advice for the first child?

toddler-proof your home now, so you can get used to it.
side note: most dry dog and cat foods are generally harmless for consumption, and any bacteria in the water-dish helps build up the immune system

HulkNukem, on 03 December 2018 - 12:40 PM, said:

If its a girl my wife has about 3,000,000 different names she wants.

If it's a girl, nickname her 'General Graves', just to get under your wife's skin

MusicallyInspired, on 03 December 2018 - 02:22 PM, said:

My memory is a bit fuzzy of the "dark ages." But be prepared to be up late. A lot. Without mercy.

set up a schedule to take turns

if the child is waking up an exceedingly large number of times during the night, and it's mostly to eat, but they don't seem to be taking much out of the bottle before they fall back to sleep - get nipples with bigger/more holes.

[MusicallyInspired]

Some kids can figure out how to open toddler gates with ease. Be wary of that. Early for that, but know it anyway.

[Forge]

unless you're really, really on a tight budget, don't go all tree-huggy and think cloth diapers are saving our planet, or some such nonsense.

easy to be altruistic, until you realize you have to scrape the smelliest substance known to man, in extra-watery mashed potatoes form, out of an absorbent piece of cloth. Then put said toxic-waste material into your wash machine & make everything washed thereafter smell like digested death.
If you use public laundry-mats, then go for it.

[Forge]

[Fox]

Imgur broken GIFs dammit

[Forge]