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User is offline   Hank 

#20881

https://i.imgur.com/ARSquvx.jpg
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User is offline   Mark 

#20882

another good from the series
https://eur04.safeli...Y%3D&reserved=0

This post has been edited by Mark: 04 April 2019 - 09:13 AM

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User is offline   Zaxtor 

#20883

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User is offline   Sledgehammer 

  • Once you start doubting, there's no end to it

#20884

At this point I'm starting to think that casuals whom American developers are trying to appease to were not average people but journalists themselves all along. Just read this yet another "journalistic masterpiece" produced by PC Gamer for you, especially the last two paragraphs in the screenshot.
https://i.imgur.com/TU60KgZ.png
https://archive.fo/McOBZ
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User is offline   Lazy Dog 

#20885

Pathetic Game Journalists Beg For An Easy Mode In Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

i mean, come on, how about you actually LEARN how to play the game?

This post has been edited by Lazy Dog: 06 April 2019 - 09:48 AM

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20886

View PostSledgehammer, on 06 April 2019 - 04:20 AM, said:

At this point I'm starting to think that casuals whom American developers are trying to appease to were not average people but journalists themselves all along.

it's called a metascore
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User is offline   Darkus 

#20887

https://i.postimg.cc/DwRcHZjJ/dn-newskills.png
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User is offline   Sledgehammer 

  • Once you start doubting, there's no end to it

#20888

View PostForge, on 06 April 2019 - 12:29 PM, said:

it's called a metascore

Mental disorder works fine for me. When a grown man can't beat a fucking game while a literal kid can there is clearly something wrong with the health of such people. Not even kid, a fucking pigeon is smarter than a game journalist and unlike said "journalist" a bird had no instructions.


This post has been edited by Sledgehammer: 06 April 2019 - 01:00 PM

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User is offline   Lazy Dog 

#20889

View PostSledgehammer, on 06 April 2019 - 12:59 PM, said:

Mental disorder works fine for me. When a grown man can't beat a fucking game while a literal kid can there is clearly something wrong with the health of such people. Not even kid, a fucking pigeon is smarter than a game journalist and unlike said "journalist" a bird had no instructions.



my god that was painful to watch :lol:

also, Darkus, my take on difficulties:

https://media.moddb.com/images/members/5/4281/4280876/duke0000.1.png

This post has been edited by Lazy Dog: 06 April 2019 - 01:38 PM

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User is offline   Darkus 

#20890

View PostLazy Dog, on 06 April 2019 - 01:08 PM, said:

my god that was painful to watch :lol:



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User is offline   Lazy Dog 

#20891

View PostDarkus, on 06 April 2019 - 01:44 PM, said:




I'm actually surprised he reached the second level :lol:
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20892

View PostSledgehammer, on 06 April 2019 - 12:59 PM, said:

When a grown man can't beat a fucking game

soy makes people bad at video games. That's why they're paid to write vapid adverts about them, not play them.
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User is offline   Sledgehammer 

  • Once you start doubting, there's no end to it

#20893

Now that you mentioned it, feeding your children with soy should be treated as crime.

This post has been edited by Sledgehammer: 06 April 2019 - 04:52 PM

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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

  • The Sarien Encounter

#20894

Well, that'll go down in the annals of history as worst game demonstrations ever along with that Cuphead video and Doom 2016 too.
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User is offline   Sledgehammer 

  • Once you start doubting, there's no end to it

#20895

You could put there the entire gaming journalism or perhaps the entire modern journalism with a few exceptions.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20896

"Duke Nukem 3D is the Dark Souls of First Person Shooters."

I should be getting a call from IGN any day now.
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User is offline   Darkus 

#20897

View PostForge, on 06 April 2019 - 08:02 PM, said:

"Duke Nukem 3D is the Dark Souls of First Person Shooters."


I also had a headhache by reading some arcticles somewhere...

"Doom and Duke Nukem 3D have Minecraft-like textures"
"3D Realms, creator of the Id tech engine, is back to business"
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User is offline   Sledgehammer 

  • Once you start doubting, there's no end to it

#20898

View PostForge, on 06 April 2019 - 08:02 PM, said:

I should be getting a call from IGN any day now.

Did you copyright it? If not, don't expect any calls.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20899

View PostSledgehammer, on 07 April 2019 - 07:13 AM, said:

Did you copyright it? If not, don't expect any calls.

"That comment is the Dark Souls 2 of Dark Souls."

My hackery talent speaks for itself :lol:
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User is offline   Sledgehammer 

  • Once you start doubting, there's no end to it

#20900

View PostForge, on 07 April 2019 - 07:35 AM, said:

"That comment© is the Dark Souls™ 2 of Dark Souls™."

Here you go. In case they'd want to steal that. Now there is no way they won't contact you.
https://media.giphy.com/media/13XQ5qdXtxPivu/giphy.gif

This post has been edited by Sledgehammer: 07 April 2019 - 07:56 AM

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20901

View PostSledgehammer, on 07 April 2019 - 07:55 AM, said:

Here you go. In case they'd want to steal that. Now there is no way they won't contact you.

you're over-qualified to be a games journal editor

This post has been edited by Forge: 07 April 2019 - 08:38 AM

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User is offline   MusicallyInspired 

  • The Sarien Encounter

#20902

I remember one article talking about the Duke3D XBLA port and saying that it was "easier to install than to put the 20 (or however many) floppy disks that were needed for the original DOS version." :lol:
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20903

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User is offline   Zaxtor 

#20904

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0e3f49f5355ac2f28756f0a0b65562b0/tenor.gif
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20905

View PostSledgehammer, on 06 April 2019 - 04:58 PM, said:

You could put there the entire gaming journalism or perhaps the entire modern journalism with a few exceptions.


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User is offline   Zaxtor 

#20906



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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20907

Posted Image
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#20908

Posted Image
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User is offline   Zaxtor 

#20909

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User is offline   Lazy Dog 

#20910

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