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User is offline   Hank 

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View PostSanek, on 04 September 2018 - 05:47 AM, said:

September...is not as cool as I expected.
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Dude - Come to America :rolleyes:
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User is offline   Forge 

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#20672

The women in Russia don't look that bad, they just need to start brushing their teeth.
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User is offline   Hank 

#20673

^ never been to Russia
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Number one Toothpaste in this huge country
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No one should use this shit. My dentist said so. And, well, she has all her teeth.

Bottom line, for warms and good teeth ... I say

Come to America
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User is offline   Jeff 

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It's not the flying part I'm afraid of. It's the getting past the paranoid security checkpoints. Allright?

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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

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View PostHank, on 05 September 2018 - 07:08 PM, said:

Dude - Come to America :rolleyes:

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Ahem.

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This is a bit closer to reality, amiright?

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User is offline   Sanek 

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View PostHank, on 05 September 2018 - 07:45 PM, said:

^ never been to Russia
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Number one Toothpaste in this huge country
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No one should use this shit. My dentist said so. And, well, she has all her teeth.

Bottom line, for warms and good teeth ... I say

The evaluation of good teeth is somehow different in Russia than in America. Your teeth is considered good unless it's notably yellow or you have a toothache of some kind.
On the contrary, americans didn't consider your smile as the good one unless you have perfect white teeth.

This post has been edited by Sanek: 06 September 2018 - 02:52 AM

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User is offline   Forge 

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View PostSanek, on 06 September 2018 - 02:52 AM, said:

The evaluation of good teeth is somehow different in Russia than in America. Your teeth is considered good unless it's notably yellow or you have a toothache of some kind.
On the contrary, americans didn't consider your smile as the good one unless you have perfect white teeth.

Maybe things have changed since the mid-90s. Used to be, you see the hottest chick on the planet there,....and then she would smile and bats would fly out of her mouth.


Meanwhile in Russia:

"Da, it is mandatory snuggle time, Sanek! Stop crying and get your ass in here!"
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View PostForge, on 05 September 2018 - 07:18 PM, said:

The women in Russia don't look that bad, they just need to start brushing their teeth.


Slav women are fucking ugly, trust me, my city is full of them.
They tend to have a smell about them too, can't quite figure out what that is, it's kinda fruity, almost like unripened mulberries that have started going bad.
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View PostHigh Treason, on 06 September 2018 - 04:34 AM, said:

Slav women are fucking ugly, trust me, my city is full of them.
They tend to have a smell about them too, can't quite figure out what that is, it's kinda fruity, almost like unripened mulberries that have started going bad.

No. That's just u.k. women. It's mandatory that they all look like, and smell like, raggedy scullery maids within two years after the age of consent.
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#20680

UK women are ugly in a different way and have a different smell, they don't look quite as bad as slav women but their speech is just painful. Luckily we don't see those too often now because the younger ones are married to brown men who don't let them out of the house without a garbage bag covering their head, or else they're having the ugly beaten further into them by equally ugly slav men.
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User is offline   Jeff 

#20681

I work a few women from England. Not sure exactly what part their both from.

Back when I was going to high school, I had someone working in the business office who was from Liverpool.

This post has been edited by Jeff: 06 September 2018 - 09:32 AM

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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   Hank 

#20683

^ the wood reminds me on ...
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User is offline   Zaxtor 

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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   NukeDukem 

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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   Zaxtor 

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User is offline   Jeff 

#20690

Sounds like Mario was tired of putting up with people's shit. Haha.
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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   Jeff 

#20693

Would pay to have Chuck Norris as a Mortal Kombat character.
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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   Forge 

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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

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The cat's leg is being pulled by a string.
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User is offline   Forge 

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View PostFox, on 15 September 2018 - 04:40 AM, said:

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User is offline   Zaxtor 

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User is offline   Forge 

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