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[MusicallyInspired]

YES

[Zaxtor]

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[Mark]

I know how difficult it can be trying walk with only one cat at feeding time. Thats got to be miserable day after day.

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[Mark]

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the
stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping
the railing with both hands.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the
kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven.

There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.
The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the
edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his
wife.

"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral.

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[DustFalcon85]

Scary-Stories-to-Tell-in-the-Dark-ized Trump

http://i.imgur.com/uR0Cqut.jpg

[Mark]

His hair is messed up. Is that even possible? :lol:

[Jeff]

Interesting SSID names.

http://i.imgur.com/cNFbz1nl.png

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[Jeff]

http://art-sheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Gorilla-Glasses1.jpg

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[Jeff]

I accidentally typed forum.duke4.net the other day instead of forums.duke4.net and got a forbidden message.

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Jeff, on 30 August 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:

I accidentally typed forum.duke4.net the other day instead of forums.duke4.net and got a forbidden message.

register it and put this up as the background image

https://orig00.deviantart.net/5cd9/f/2007/089/b/e/gay_purple_anime_ferret_by_cozmictwinkie.jpg

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[Jeff]

I always wondered if there was more to the world than what was on the surface, for a long time.

[Loke]

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Jeff, on 31 August 2018 - 10:41 PM, said:

I always wondered if there was more to the world than what was on the surface, for a long time.

You're nothing but a brain in a vat receiving the illusion of experience through external electrical and chemical manipulation.

even cats have been trying to tell you the earth is flat
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/animals-know-how-to-make-us-laugh-period-64-photos-1.gif


https://www.iep.utm.edu/brainvat/

[High Treason]

Cats suck.

I have rats now;
https://i.imgur.com/lhwr5Q1.jpg


And now a taste of software piracy as it was in May 1999, when you had to buy a CD from a shady guy on the market instead of downloading stuff;
https://i.imgur.com/e6xC76x.png
https://i.imgur.com/fR2YeHu.png
https://youtu.be/H8GhUlNmDmw

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[Fox]

High Treason, on 01 September 2018 - 04:00 PM, said:

Cats suck.

Human children sucks.

[High Treason]

Yes, they do, but don't tell anyone.

(Hears distant sirens blaring)

No! I hate kids, they annoy me, but cats are still worse. (Also setting text colors is broken on this board apparently)

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[Jeff]

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[Zaxtor]

[Sanek]

September...is not as cool as I expected.

https://pp.userapi.com/c848416/v848416719/66ae3/S9sOdk9P-7Q.jpg

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