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#20644 Posted 26 August 2018 - 10:36 AM
I know how difficult it can be trying walk with only one cat at feeding time. Thats got to be miserable day after day.
#20646 Posted 27 August 2018 - 11:08 AM
A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the
stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping
the railing with both hands.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the
kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven.
There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.
The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the
edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his
wife.
"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral.
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the
stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping
the railing with both hands.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the
kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven.
There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.
The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the
edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his
wife.
"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral.
#20648 Posted 28 August 2018 - 11:05 AM
Scary-Stories-to-Tell-in-the-Dark-ized Trump
This post has been edited by DustFalcon85: 28 August 2018 - 11:07 AM
#20654 Posted 30 August 2018 - 09:23 AM
I accidentally typed forum.duke4.net the other day instead of forums.duke4.net and got a forbidden message.
- Speaker of the Outhouse
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#20655 Posted 30 August 2018 - 03:46 PM
Jeff, on 30 August 2018 - 09:23 AM, said:
I accidentally typed forum.duke4.net the other day instead of forums.duke4.net and got a forbidden message.
register it and put this up as the background image
This post has been edited by Forge: 30 August 2018 - 03:47 PM
#20657 Posted 31 August 2018 - 10:41 PM
I always wondered if there was more to the world than what was on the surface, for a long time.
This post has been edited by Jeff: 31 August 2018 - 10:48 PM
- Speaker of the Outhouse
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#20659 Posted 01 September 2018 - 06:12 AM
Jeff, on 31 August 2018 - 10:41 PM, said:
I always wondered if there was more to the world than what was on the surface, for a long time.
You're nothing but a brain in a vat receiving the illusion of experience through external electrical and chemical manipulation.
even cats have been trying to tell you the earth is flat
https://www.iep.utm.edu/brainvat/
#20660 Posted 01 September 2018 - 04:00 PM
Cats suck.
I have rats now;
And now a taste of software piracy as it was in May 1999, when you had to buy a CD from a shady guy on the market instead of downloading stuff;
https://youtu.be/H8GhUlNmDmw
I have rats now;
And now a taste of software piracy as it was in May 1999, when you had to buy a CD from a shady guy on the market instead of downloading stuff;
https://youtu.be/H8GhUlNmDmw
- Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!
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#20662 Posted 02 September 2018 - 09:13 AM
High Treason, on 01 September 2018 - 04:00 PM, said:
Cats suck.
Human children sucks.
#20663 Posted 02 September 2018 - 10:28 AM
Yes, they do, but don't tell anyone.
(Hears distant sirens blaring)
No! I hate kids, they annoy me, but cats are still worse. (Also setting text colors is broken on this board apparently)
(Hears distant sirens blaring)
No! I hate kids, they annoy me, but cats are still worse. (Also setting text colors is broken on this board apparently)
This post has been edited by High Treason: 02 September 2018 - 10:32 AM
