The Post Thread

#20671 Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:08 PM

Sanek, on 04 September 2018 - 05:47 AM, said:

September...is not as cool as I expected.
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Dude - Come to America :rolleyes:

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#20672 Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:18 PM

The women in Russia don't look that bad, they just need to start brushing their teeth.

#20673 Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:45 PM

^ never been to Russia
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Number one Toothpaste in this huge country
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No one should use this shit. My dentist said so. And, well, she has all her teeth.

Bottom line, for warms and good teeth ... I say

Come to America

#20674 Posted 05 September 2018 - 08:54 PM

It's not the flying part I'm afraid of. It's the getting past the paranoid security checkpoints. Allright?

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#20675 Posted 05 September 2018 - 10:28 PM

Hank, on 05 September 2018 - 07:08 PM, said:

Dude - Come to America :rolleyes:

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Ahem.

This is a bit closer to reality, amiright?

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This post has been edited by Fox: 05 September 2018 - 11:01 PM

#20676 Posted 06 September 2018 - 02:52 AM

Hank, on 05 September 2018 - 07:45 PM, said:

^ never been to Russia
Still

Number one Toothpaste in this huge country
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No one should use this shit. My dentist said so. And, well, she has all her teeth.

Bottom line, for warms and good teeth ... I say

The evaluation of good teeth is somehow different in Russia than in America. Your teeth is considered good unless it's notably yellow or you have a toothache of some kind.
On the contrary, americans didn't consider your smile as the good one unless you have perfect white teeth.

This post has been edited by Sanek: 06 September 2018 - 02:52 AM

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#20677 Posted 06 September 2018 - 04:00 AM

Sanek, on 06 September 2018 - 02:52 AM, said:

Maybe things have changed since the mid-90s. Used to be, you see the hottest chick on the planet there,....and then she would smile and bats would fly out of her mouth.

Meanwhile in Russia:

"Da, it is mandatory snuggle time, Sanek! Stop crying and get your ass in here!"
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High Treason

#20678 Posted 06 September 2018 - 04:34 AM

Forge, on 05 September 2018 - 07:18 PM, said:

The women in Russia don't look that bad, they just need to start brushing their teeth.

Slav women are fucking ugly, trust me, my city is full of them.
They tend to have a smell about them too, can't quite figure out what that is, it's kinda fruity, almost like unripened mulberries that have started going bad.

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#20679 Posted 06 September 2018 - 07:40 AM

High Treason, on 06 September 2018 - 04:34 AM, said:

No. That's just u.k. women. It's mandatory that they all look like, and smell like, raggedy scullery maids within two years after the age of consent.

High Treason

#20680 Posted 06 September 2018 - 07:56 AM

UK women are ugly in a different way and have a different smell, they don't look quite as bad as slav women but their speech is just painful. Luckily we don't see those too often now because the younger ones are married to brown men who don't let them out of the house without a garbage bag covering their head, or else they're having the ugly beaten further into them by equally ugly slav men.

Jeff

#20681 Posted 06 September 2018 - 09:31 AM

I work a few women from England. Not sure exactly what part their both from.

Back when I was going to high school, I had someone working in the business office who was from Liverpool.

This post has been edited by Jeff: 06 September 2018 - 09:32 AM