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[Hank]

Sanek, on 04 September 2018 - 05:47 AM, said:

September...is not as cool as I expected.
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Dude - Come to America :P
Weather
https://i.imgur.com/CIqrl6o.jpg
Women (girls)
https://i.imgur.com/tbRobd2.jpg

[Forge]

The women in Russia don't look that bad, they just need to start brushing their teeth.

[Hank]

^ never been to Russia
Still

Number one Toothpaste in this huge country
http://e-catalog.rusbiz.com/user_images/en/prod_picture/9250422134ab643bc9fbd7.jpg

No one should use this shit. My dentist said so. And, well, she has all her teeth.

Bottom line, for warms and good teeth ... I say

Come to America

[Jeff]

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It's not the flying part I'm afraid of. It's the getting past the paranoid security checkpoints. Allright?

[Fox]

Hank, on 05 September 2018 - 07:08 PM, said:

Dude - Come to America :P

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Women (girls)

Ahem.

https://i.imgur.com/nXhW4RS.png

This is a bit closer to reality, amiright?

https://i.imgur.com/yn4IFB1.png

[Sanek]

Hank, on 05 September 2018 - 07:45 PM, said:

^ never been to Russia
Still

Number one Toothpaste in this huge country
http://e-catalog.rusbiz.com/user_images/en/prod_picture/9250422134ab643bc9fbd7.jpg

No one should use this shit. My dentist said so. And, well, she has all her teeth.

Bottom line, for warms and good teeth ... I say

The evaluation of good teeth is somehow different in Russia than in America. Your teeth is considered good unless it's notably yellow or you have a toothache of some kind.
On the contrary, americans didn't consider your smile as the good one unless you have perfect white teeth.

[Forge]

Sanek, on 06 September 2018 - 02:52 AM, said:

The evaluation of good teeth is somehow different in Russia than in America. Your teeth is considered good unless it's notably yellow or you have a toothache of some kind.
On the contrary, americans didn't consider your smile as the good one unless you have perfect white teeth.

Maybe things have changed since the mid-90s. Used to be, you see the hottest chick on the planet there,....and then she would smile and bats would fly out of her mouth.


Meanwhile in Russia:

"Da, it is mandatory snuggle time, Sanek! Stop crying and get your ass in here!"
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/0_38707107_496498564093981_263913388013256704_n.jpg?

[High Treason]

Forge, on 05 September 2018 - 07:18 PM, said:

The women in Russia don't look that bad, they just need to start brushing their teeth.

Slav women are fucking ugly, trust me, my city is full of them.
They tend to have a smell about them too, can't quite figure out what that is, it's kinda fruity, almost like unripened mulberries that have started going bad.

[Forge]

High Treason, on 06 September 2018 - 04:34 AM, said:

Slav women are fucking ugly, trust me, my city is full of them.
They tend to have a smell about them too, can't quite figure out what that is, it's kinda fruity, almost like unripened mulberries that have started going bad.

No. That's just u.k. women. It's mandatory that they all look like, and smell like, raggedy scullery maids within two years after the age of consent.

[High Treason]

UK women are ugly in a different way and have a different smell, they don't look quite as bad as slav women but their speech is just painful. Luckily we don't see those too often now because the younger ones are married to brown men who don't let them out of the house without a garbage bag covering their head, or else they're having the ugly beaten further into them by equally ugly slav men.

[Jeff]

I work a few women from England. Not sure exactly what part their both from.

Back when I was going to high school, I had someone working in the business office who was from Liverpool.

[Forge]

[Hank]

^ the wood reminds me on ...
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[Zaxtor]

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[Forge]

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[Forge]

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[Zaxtor]

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[Jeff]

Sounds like Mario was tired of putting up with people's shit. Haha.

[Forge]

[Forge]

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[Jeff]

Would pay to have Chuck Norris as a Mortal Kombat character.

[Forge]

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[Forge]

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[Fox]

The cat's leg is being pulled by a string.

[Forge]

Fox, on 15 September 2018 - 04:40 AM, said:

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[Zaxtor]

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