[Kathy]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 16 2009, 02:43 AM, said:

There is a lot of stuff we have no idea how to begint to explain in the tangiable universe and you want religion to be clear cut right/wrong, orthodox/heterodox?

Yes. Because religions act like they are the only true ones. They pretty much dictate how people should live. Of course, I find this unacceptable when there are gazzilion religions out there.

Not worshiping god? Go to hell, then. Well, that is fucking great when I don't know how exactly worship some higher being. And do I need to? Does even want it? And stupid people are forming sects and other "heretic" religions cause they don't agree with a pope, higher bishop or whatever. Thus, we have all sorts of churches.

About science. I don't really give a rat's ass about what light truly is. It doesn't affect my life. Let science people sort it out with experiments and stuff. At least science pretty much depends on practice and no one would be making some device for people to buy just because in theory in should work. I find religion severely lacking in that thus they have dogmas and faith that can't be proven or unproven because they are starting points of the religion.

No, I don't understand science. And I don't want it to be like I'm pitting science against religion. I don't want this conversation to go that way.

It's just that... I clearly see why religion is "good". It is good for some education, it is good for morale ground, it is good for (self-)support. But I can do those things with my own head without zealously following one religion.

Also, people always ruin everything. Let's say there was only one religion at the beginning of times. But people ruined it with their intepretations. And it is no more. Bible/Koran/Dianetics were written by people. And it just takes one super-duper empire to spread this religion as the only true one and here we go. And we all know that empires really care about people and their ressurection in heaven(or whatever).

Why the hell being(s) itself couldn't write some sort of manual to its world and inhabitans? Maybe because there was no point? I can't see animals having a religion. Are we just arrogant to think we're different in the face of creator?



This is going nowhere. But I wanted to say some thoughts.

[Master Fibbles]

Martin Howe, on Nov 15 2009, 07:43 PM, said:

Now if only we could get Richard Dawkins, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Pope and the Chief Rabbi to join this forum, we could really have fun

Richard Dawkins would use a bunch of long words that mean nothing and say he won the argument...no, really, I read parts of his book The God Delusion and that is basically what it is: a bunch of long words that mean nothing and straw man arguments against other people.

Personally, I would like to see Pat Robertson and Richard Dawkins in a fight to the death, winner take all. Then I'd kill the winner.

[Jimmy]

JERRY FALWELL WINS.
FATALITY.

[Master Fibbles]

lol.

[Kathy]

I've seen Dawkins on Colbert Report. He seemed alright. Of course, those were 5 minute talks, but nontheless.

[Master Fibbles]

Isn't Falwell dead? Or is that some other crazy?

Speaking of crazies: I have that book The Unlikely Disciple but I haven't had time to read it since I bought it with some school books...I may get to it soon.

[Jezza]

Martin Howe, on Nov 15 2009, 05:43 PM, said:

Now if only we could get Richard Dawkins, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Pope and the Chief Rabbi to join this forum, we could really have fun

Dawkins and Canterbury did meet for a documentary on the TV... Dawkins basically insulted Canterbury and decided that had won him the argument. He was like a 5 year old with his reasoning skills. "I don't care what you say, I think this and you're stupid if you don't agree with me... ha-ha, you're stupid!! I WIN!!"

[Master Fibbles]

I need a haircut. I've been informed that a female friend cuts hair...but I'm not sure I am willing to trust her with a sharp object near anything even remotely close to a vital organ.



I lie, I do trust her, I'm not sure I should ask her to cut my hair though.

[Jezza]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 18 2009, 09:14 PM, said:

I need a haircut. I've been informed that a female friend cuts hair...but I'm not sure I am willing to trust her with a sharp object near anything even remotely close to a vital organ.



I lie, I do trust her, I'm not sure I should ask her to cut my hair though.

Is she attractive or have a good body, if the answer to either of those it yes, then you should ask her. The best part of a haircut is breasts in your face.

[Kathy]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 19 2009, 07:14 AM, said:

I lie, I do trust her, I'm not sure I should ask her to cut my hair though.

Ask someone whom she cut. I do have a friend who likes to cut hair. And no way in hell I'm letting her near my hair cause I saw what she did with another friend's hair.

[Martin Howe]

Jezza, on Nov 19 2009, 06:13 AM, said:

The best part of a haircut is breasts in your face.

LOL, surely you mean "the most embarrasing part" (well unless the haircutter is your wife I guess)? Guess I'm old fashioned but my body is my temple (even if it is a bit run down) and close proximity like that is for the bedroom/sofa/wife/girlfriend not at work with somebody you dont even know. It's like these lapdancing clubs: "look but don't touch"... then what the f**k is the point? Get turned on and you can't do anything about it? WTF is that? You'd be better off hiring a "lady of the night" if that floats your boat

See also dentists; once the surgery had a temporary dentist while the main man was off sick; she was about my age (30-ish at the time) blonde with a reasonable figure and wearing a tight blue sweater. If she'd been my wife instead of some other lucky sod's wife... ooh yes!

[Kathy]

Doing a haircut and seeing a dentist just because of the breasts? Man...

[Master Fibbles]

Actually...she is attractive (on many levels). She apparently cuts her own hair (which actually is impressive for a woman to do). Of course, do I trust anyone but a paid professional and my mother to cut my hair (besides shaving my head)?

[Kathy]

Her attraction shouldn't be a factor in choosing whether or not you will let her cut your hair. While it is tempting, think about your hair first.

[Master Fibbles]

Haha. I am thinking of my hair (and my ears).
Of course, it is a good excuse to hang out with her. Just saying.

[Kathy]

The best excuse to hangout is being handsome.

[Master Fibbles]

Handsome? I am the very definition of handsome.


I feel I should address the "breasts in face" thing brought up but then people would laugh at me for actually respecting this woman enough that I don't see her as nothing more than a fuck box with handles.

[Jimmy]

Hey, you don't mind buzzing your hair right? So yeah, just get her to do it. If she screws it up, or you don't like it, you can just get it buzzed. I love buzzcuts.

[Master Fibbles]

I usually do just buzz it when I don't get it cut by mommy or some professional.

I actually would prefer to not buzz it though. It is getting cold maybe finally and although I wear a hat, I wouldn't want to freeze my head.

[SkullHacker]

Meh, I usually just let my mom buzz it off once every few months.

Went out yesterday, had a pretty good time until I had trouble standing. I think I had about 16-18 beers, and a few drop shots that some girl gave me.
Dit see and talk to a few nice girls though, which is kinda a big step since I usually just sit and wait (I suck at taking the initiative).

[/Head hurts/] I'm facing the consequences now though... Been too long since I went out.

[Master Fibbles]

16-18 beers?! In what, 3 hours or more right? That is a lot of beer...a lot of beer.

[Kathy]

SkullHacker, on Nov 20 2009, 04:11 PM, said:

and a few drop shots that some girl gave me.

What's a "drop shot"? Couldn't find in the dictionaries.

[Master Fibbles]

Probably a shot....

[AgentScotty]

Probably a depth charge or Irish car bomb or some-such...

[Master Fibbles]

AH, yeah. That would make sense. Drop a shot into a beer. Can't say I enjoy (or really had) one. I'm a straight shooter (when I shoot). However, I tend to like ------ and coke/sprite/ginger ale over shots. I do enjoy me a good margarita...

[Jimmy]

Alright, so what's a girl?

[SkullHacker]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 20 2009, 03:27 PM, said:

16-18 beers?! In what, 3 hours or more right? That is a lot of beer...a lot of beer.

Well, its not that much, compared to the huge amounts some of my mates drink... besides, we (I and a house mate) went out pretty early at 9:45 and got back home at 2:10. And I did drink a lot of water between beers. I usually do this + eating candy to increase sugar levels as it reduces the hangover significantly.
oh and btw I meant glasses of beer, not bottles. It seems to have been 15 pints and 4 shots, and a nice Guiness at the end which actually tasted weird after all the Heinikens.

Drop shot is a shot that tastes like 'drop'. Drop is this: *pic of drop*
a salty candy that is usually black. I didn't actually know the English word for it. There doesn't seem to be one.

[Master Fibbles]

Captain Awesome, on Nov 21 2009, 12:18 AM, said:

Alright, so what's a girl?

The female of the species known as homo sapien sapien. However, the term "girl" often refers to a younger form of this gender. This leads me to concern...

[Martin Howe]

Captain Awesome, on Nov 21 2009, 05:18 AM, said:

Alright, so what's a girl?

A person who does not accept that
(a-> && (b->c) --> (a->c)
(a-> && (a) --> b
because it would make life too hard

[Master Fibbles]

Wait, I thought girls like things that were hard...er, never mind....