[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 07 January 2015 - 04:39 PM, said:

What might this question be?

Robman, on 07 January 2015 - 04:39 PM, said:

If they want to wait for a wedding night, that's fine, in fact preferred.

Ideal to the point of absurdity, such that only the perfectly absurd could ever achieve in the way the ideal demands.

"Wait" for the night you are comfortable with the potential consequences.

Robman, on 07 January 2015 - 04:39 PM, said:

Other than that though, I've known way too many people who got prego with their first sexual encounter.

Well yes, that's part of the power dynamic. It's part of the legal system too if someone is willing to take an honest look at the flow of energy. I'm not saying don't use a condom. I'm saying sometimes when a person would be willing to use a condom, avoiding the need for a condom entirely might be even better for both parties which leads to what is ultimately best for the asking party.

Robman, on 07 January 2015 - 04:39 PM, said:

fumble fumble, it's in! squirt... oops.

Eh... no biggie. Almost cliché. And do men really reject women just because they are cliché on one thing but fascinating in many others? Do women?

"It's in! Will it? ... ... ... !!! ... !!! !!! !!! ?!? !?! ??? !!! ??? !!! ? ... ... ... ... ... ... No. Wait... it's not you... not... really... damnit..." Hooray!

[Robman]

I prefer Enigma - Return to innocence

The other video just made me think of Shadow Warrior, lol

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 07 January 2015 - 05:01 PM, said:

I prefer Enigma - Return to innocence

Same question.

Robman, on 07 January 2015 - 05:01 PM, said:

The other video just made me think of Shadow Warrior, lol

You're such a spy.

[Robman]

WiederToo, on 07 January 2015 - 05:04 PM, said:

You're such a spy.

But the bromance though? I'm hurt. Shocked and appalled. Does this mean we're not going on Naked and Afraid together? I was going to bring a blow torch as my 1 item, think how good it could have been.

Return to Innocence - .. dance mix '94 was tha shit, lol. Kidding, it sucked but I liked that song First cd ever was Dance mix '92, received from older sister, bought Metallica black album for $5 off her b/f shortly after that. Then came Aerosmith.

First tape ever was Tom Cochrane - Mad mad world.

Well now I'm just confused. Am no spy in the conventional sense, was another meaning implied?
I'm just a regular joe, spending an odd amount of time on the duke4 forum due to dumping fb and spending little time outside as it's -30 celsius out there. Your hands stick to metal, it's cold.
I enjoy coming to duke4, pulling a few donuts in the parking lot as the smoke dissipates in my rear view. It's a phase, duration unknown.. love me while I'm here.

About the sex thing though, nobody was saying you have to fornicate on the first date.

- Sounds like the world could use some more absurdity.
-Power dynamic? - System is geared for single mothers and prefers it, which of course you know.

Spoiler

Fuel.
Ok, I'll hang my smartass cap up for awhile.

[Mblackwell]

Meh, he's young. I don't know about you but when I was young I could cum and then get right back in there a minute later and go for a few more hours.

Sex should only be done when/if you feel comfortable doing it. You'll know when it's time (there's no predetermined one). Also, always wear a condom until you are in a longer term monogamous thing (and there's birth control involved). Everyone appreciates it.

[Robman]

Mblackwell, on 07 January 2015 - 06:20 PM, said:

Meh, he's young. I don't know about you but when I was young I could cum and then get right back in there a minute later and go for a few more hours.

That's why when I refer to the situation, I always call it round 1 .. 2 .. 3... etc..

Mblackwell, on 07 January 2015 - 06:20 PM, said:

Sex should only be done when/if you feel comfortable doing it. You'll know when it's time (there's no predetermined one). Also, always wear a condom until you are in a longer term monogamous thing. Everyone appreciates it.

and yup... In this day and age anyway. Sweet, my first multiquote. Breakout the f*ckin Champagne! Oh first times.

[Mblackwell]

Fox, on 07 January 2015 - 08:39 AM, said:

I was super confused since the preview image is cropped. I thought it said "Jew Trailer" and wondered what the hell that could even be.

[Master Fibbles]

I only take dating advice from one man, Sterling Malory Archer.

[Forge]

WiederToo, on 07 January 2015 - 04:04 PM, said:

I wasn't actually being dismissive of the advice (thus the reason it was chopped from the reply).
Perhaps, depends on the people involved.

I'll have a cheeseburger with special sauaaaaaahhh! Hold the pickle.

Robman, on 07 January 2015 - 05:24 PM, said:

About the sex thing though, nobody was saying you have to fornicate on the first date.

Then he can afford to wait until after the date to jerk off.

[Jimmy]

Will they please fuck off with these comic book movies already?

[Fox]

Man with two penises

NSFW:

http://diphallicdude.tumblr.com/page/2

[Forge]

[HulkNukem]

Lunick, on 06 January 2015 - 09:47 PM, said:

Pics

Next time I go to my parent's, I'll snap some pics.

Its a couple of these bad boys
and like 7 or 8 sets that still have the original boxes.

[Lunick]

[Sangman]

Pretty shocked by the events in Paris. Also disappointed that several mosques were attacked in France today. Here's hoping we don't feed the polarization that these extremists are obviously trying to create.

[Master Fibbles]

I'm pretty sure the media is trying to create the polarization. The extremists are trying to create a homogeny.

[Robman]

Sangman, on 08 January 2015 - 11:43 AM, said:

Pretty shocked by the events in Paris. Also disappointed that several mosques were attacked in France today. Here's hoping we don't feed the polarization that these extremists are obviously trying to create.

Multiculturalism is a sick joke I never once got a laugh out of.

The Real Slim Flibble, on 08 January 2015 - 02:53 PM, said:

I'm pretty sure the media is trying to create the polarization. The extremists are trying to create a homogeny.

I think you mean " Worldwide caliphate." It's not just "the media" and it's worse than you think.

[Sangman]

Robman, on 08 January 2015 - 02:59 PM, said:

Multiculturalism is a sick joke I never once got a laugh out of.

I'm not sure I agree with that, but nothing good can come of discussing this, so best to leave it at that.

[Robman]

Sangman, on 08 January 2015 - 04:03 PM, said:

I'm not sure I agree with that, but nothing good can come of discussing this, so best to leave it at that.

While I could have placed my statement more politely. Indeed a vast & volatile subject from either view, even if emotion is set aside it's certainly best left out of print.

[Sangman]

It would take about 5 posts for stupid images to appear I bet.

[Robman]

lol!

[Lunick]

[Mark]

Robman, on 08 January 2015 - 04:13 PM, said:

While I could have placed my statement more politely. Indeed a vast & volatile subject from either view, even if emotion is set aside it's certainly best left out of print.

Since this is the wrong thread for a lengthy discussion on the subject I can sum up my opinion in one sentence and then I'll drop it. Multiculturalism is yet another liberal idea that sounds good on paper but when applied in the real world it has real ( bad ) consequences.

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 08 January 2015 - 02:59 PM, said:

Multiculturalism is a sick joke I never once got a laugh out of.

Sangman, on 08 January 2015 - 04:03 PM, said:

I'm not sure I agree with that, but nothing good can come of discussing this, so best to leave it at that.

Mark., on 08 January 2015 - 06:30 PM, said:

Since this is the wrong thread for a lengthy discussion on the subject I can sum it up in one sentence and then I'll drop it. Multiculturalism is yet another liberal idea that sounds good on paper but when applied in the real world it has real ( bad ) consequences.

The word you are all forgetting to take into account is "Forced".

Robman, on 08 January 2015 - 02:59 PM, said:

I think you mean " Worldwide caliphate." It's not just "the media" and it's worse than you think.

The truth is said out loud and equally misunderstood by the zealot and the opponent.

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 07 January 2015 - 05:24 PM, said:

Return to Innocence - .. dance mix '94 was tha shit, lol. Kidding, it sucked but I liked that song First cd ever was Dance mix '92, received from older sister, bought Metallica black album for $5 off her b/f shortly after that. Then came Aerosmith.

The late 90's Deep Dance out of Germany is pure unadulterated gold.

[Robman]

WiederToo, on 08 January 2015 - 06:36 PM, said:

The word you are all forgetting to take into account is "Forced".

This is true, it got left out anyway.

WiederToo, on 08 January 2015 - 06:36 PM, said:

The truth is said out loud and equally misunderstood by the zealot and the opponent.

I feel this doesn't bode well for me.

[Jimmy]

Fox, on 07 January 2015 - 07:49 PM, said:

Man with two penises

NSFW:

http://diphallicdude.tumblr.com/page/2

Of course he stuffs shit in his asshole. Of course.

[Robman]

White Guilt, on 08 January 2015 - 07:14 PM, said:

Of course he stuffs shit in his asshole. Of course.

Joke:

Grandson: "What you got there grandpa? Some cookies? May I have some?"

Grandfather: "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Grandson: "no"

Grandfather: " Well come back when it can and you can have a cookie"

Grandson sadly leaves.

The next day the Grandson is munching on some freshly made cookies when the Grandfather comes in the room.

Grandfather: " Those look prettty good can I have one?"

Grandson: " Can your dick touch your ass?"

Grandfather: "as a matter of fact yes, it can."

Grandson: " Well then go f*ck yourself, Grandma made these for me!"



- For those that hadn't heard that 1.

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 08 January 2015 - 06:55 PM, said:

This is true, it got left out anyway.

But it's the most important part.

Robman, on 08 January 2015 - 06:55 PM, said:

I feel this doesn't bode well for me.

Shirley at some point you expected man to say "But... I don't want to be robbed!!!"

[Forge]

'course I don't want to be Robbed. I don't take it like a man. And stop calling me Shirley.