[Kathy]

And it's funny why?

[Mark]

I missed it too. Must be some of that high-brow, sophisticated city folk humor.

[Hank]

^ it's just a vicious programming sample of kill-for-sure the mighty Sonic. Sort of darkish humour.

[Ronin]

Jimmy, on 05 July 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:

Yo I'm invited right?

Sure, why not?

The stag was great, bunch of decent guys (I only knew the groom) they turned out to be. All the activities we did except paintballing were designed so that even if you have the slightest fear of heights you're shagged. Of of them was you had to climb up a 60 ft pole then when at the top leap out a few feet to catch a bar, even though you have safety gear it's still pretty scary if you're not great with heights like me. Another one was sort of like a bungie jump except you fall backwards from a platform 90 ft up and swing all the way down. The paintballing was great fun, never did that before was fun to find out that charging at a team like Arni in Commando while they are all hiding actually works. The drinking was great too from what I can remember, I don't know if I did anything too stupid but I guess I'll find out at the wedding.

[Fantinaikos]

Behold: Two of the worst immigrant rappers! (lyrics in spoiler)

I decline any liability for brain damage.

SPITTY CASH (ITALIAN-RUMANIAN) - DIFFICOLTA' NEL GHETTO (DIFFICULTIES IN THE GHETTO) - 2006-7

Spoiler

Yo... I'm back... I hope you miss me!
I saw my neighborhood bro.
Now I'll tell you what i saw yesterday.
We waited a long time.
Now we are finally united... let's show them who we are.
RULES CASH MUTHAFUCKA!

When you look around you see the poor children and not only, but when you
look around you see the poor children and not only. I know it is not easy for them, but not even for me.
But tell me what you see when you look in their eyes eeeeh.

When you look around you see the poor children and not only, but when you
look around you see the poor children and not only. I know it is not easy for them, but not even for me.
But tell me what you see when you look in their eyes eeeeh.

It was the August 26, 1988 now I'm 18 and I'm almost dead but i don't have the fault of the age to make you feel so
but I know that I was a child I had all but then I grew up, the situation became more tougher in the house and also in the neighborhood bro.

I begin the rhyme i begin the jack, and so I'm fucked up
two weeks the hip, outside, where there was no one i was alone it was only me bro i really had no choice ah-a ah-a.

When you look around you see the poor children and not only, but when you
look around you see the poor children and not only. I know it is not easy for them, but not even for me.
But tell me what you see when you look in their eyes eeeeh.

When you look around you see the poor children and not only, but when you
look around you see the poor children and not only. I know it is not easy for them, but not even for me.
But tell me what you see when you look in their eyes eeeeh.

When I was a few years older i told myself that I have to start doing something. I wanted to make the cash
i wanted eveything, then i made a little band two blocks farther where I saw that no one want me and then had
to quit the rap and live, and to killing the days ye with the bros around, yes i started to make a normal life
but they told me that my back was covered but when i had attacked they runned, i get left behind muthafucka!

When you look around you see the poor children and not only, but when you
look around you see the poor children and not only. I know it is not easy for them, but not even for me.
But tell me what you see when you look in their eyes eeeeh.

When you look around you see the poor children and not only, but when you
look around you see the poor children and not only. I know it is not easy for them, but not even for me.
But tell me what you see when you look in their eyes eeeeh.

God, give me the strength of my father to move forward because i can't take it anymore.

God, give me the strength to my mother to work until the sun goes down.

If you look in my eyes, also you will see of what i'm capable, of where my heart can reach when my morale falls.
Now I wake up early in the morning as before because there are money to be made (cash!), see now i'm eighteen and
i no longer killing the days with the bros there, these are my bros those here.

And now a free freestyle ah! this is Spitty, the disc of Spitty eh! the cash empire muthafucka!

Milan...

Rome...

I'm coming... ye!

And don't say "damn" when there's Spitty in the area, you feel it in the air... ye!

This stuff is gangsta to the top muthafucka!

LIL ANGEL$ FT GIOKER & BEN-J - ESTATE (SUMMER) - 2011

Spoiler

Lil Angel$: Bella!

Gioker: Bella!

Lil Angel$: Summer? yes. Someone wanna some Summer?

Gioker!

Lil Angel$!

Lil Angel$: Sexy baby, sexy mamy they will turn with, they will turn with...
I will do great things when the days will be perfect, the fun will be to the stars,
evenings with various models because we are waiting for Summer.
We are waiting only the Summer!

She likes clear days baby, she asks what would you do in these situations.
Hop style, hop style and sexy girl in miniskirts.
Great desire to go out, great desire to hit.
Every afternoon at the literary cafe smallow drinks until the end, every afternoon
you see blondes, black hairs and that whores!
The music plays, the girl falls in love, we will be all at sea, at the disco, at the
pool waking up high in the morning. the girl approaches and for sure will be part of
my company.
The soundboxes on summer pump it, the girls on summer dance it.
Looking at the girls how they moves, i look at with leisurely,
on summer i'll make the things with leisurely yeah!

Sexy baby, sexy mamy they will turn with they will turn with...
I will do great things when the days will be perfect, the fun will be to the stars,
evenings with various models because we are waiting for Summer.
We are waiting only the Summer!

Gioker: It is truly arrived, this Summer is mine. I dream like a child this is my magic,
returns the desire to live as a fuck, the desire to pass it alone makes you with the bitter
taste in the throat, it's time to write a new story the winter has passed there's a new story
that comes forward sea, sun, freedom and you. Don't stop now you have to give your chance to
rule a world to make your low, fuck all the bitches right to the throne. The Summer is what
i need to, it's the only way that makes feels good. I'm not at home screwing around watching tv,
i go out smash everything and you do not understand a shit because did you stay to look at a mirage.
The road is long and more hard if i look at it from below.

Lil Angel$: Sexy baby, they will turn with they will turn with...
I will do great things when the days will be perfect, the fun will be to the stars,
evenings with various models because we are waiting for Summer.
We are waiting only the Summer!

Ben-J: Hello sexy mama, you know what the day Summer time welcome to my Summer love
Summer beaches some are Summer couches, ha, ha. I got my queen on my favourite term
cause it's Summertime. Lady oh shit cause i got the new chic like i'm a Jay Six now
she trying to thumb me down, but trust me i don't love i just fuck cause i got my
dick stuck in a truck like a dick throath. But back to Summer love i've got my swag
to make them bitches feel my Summer love, and i love sneakers, Gucci belts and tight
jeans. I don't talk i just let them feel my heat in this task cause i'm Ben-J, i'm
hiting hard done in Summertime.

Electric voice: Cause i'm Ben-J, i'm hiting hard done in Summertime ah, ah!

Lil Angel$: Sexy baby, they will turn with they will turn with...
I will do great things when the days will be perfect, the fun will be to the stars,
evenings with various models because we are waiting for Summer.
We are waiting only the Summer!

[Mark]

At the start of the first video when the guy is flashing his gang sign with the missing ring finger, right away I thought of my high school shop teacher after his accident.

[High Treason]

Hayfever is being shit, pollen count set to be higher tomorrow.

I have no reason to go out though, my refund turned up and my new Casio arrived too... It's awesome, just like my old one, I've already multi-tracked a song, I think after a few days I'll upload a video with some tunes.

[Hank]

Diagon Alley now on google maps, for Harry Potter fans ...

[Person of Color]

Those retards don't have shit on this guy

[Jimmy]

GODDAMMIT I LOVE THIS SONG.

[Person of Color]

[Master Fibbles]

I'm tired. Jimmy, get your bitch ass up here and cook me dinner.

[Jimmy]

Yo come pick up and you got it.

[Person of Color]

Downloading Windows XP Mode from Microsoft.

"I've got a 75 megabit fiber optic line."



"Best I can do is 200 kilobytes a sec, man."

Get it together Microsoft.

[Forge]

486DX2, on 09 July 2013 - 04:25 PM, said:

Downloading Windows XP Mode from Microsoft.

holy crap. are you spying on me? i just downloaded that last night and converted over to run with vmware (my win7 is home premium - so no virtual pc for me - wouldn't use it anyway - it's lame and runs slow)

[Alan]

[Person of Color]

Forge, on 09 July 2013 - 06:22 PM, said:

holy crap. are you spying on me? i just downloaded that last night and converted over to run with vmware (my win7 is home premium - so no virtual pc for me - wouldn't use it anyway - it's lame and runs slow)

Naw I did it legit, I have Professional.

By the way, there are workarounds you can do to get it to work in Home Premium. All the necessary code is there already, Microsoft just locked home users out of their installer or something.

[Person of Color]

My buddy and me are about to build a sick ass MAME box.

http://www.ebay.com/...984.m1423.l2650

http://www.ebay.com/...=item2ec08601d7

[Kathy]

486DX2, on 10 July 2013 - 08:28 AM, said:

By the way, there are workarounds you can do to get it to work in Home Premium. All the necessary code is there already, Microsoft just locked home users out of their installer or something.

Which would be the same just as pirating it.

[Person of Color]

Not really. Just grab a license off a dead computer and activate it by phone.

[Kathy]

Grab what license from a dead computer? By EULA you aren't allowed to use XP Mode on Home version of 7.

[Forge]

xp mode is free for download and use. it's the licensing when using it on machines other than professional, enterprise, and ultimate that are the issue. (those releases come with the license pre-installed - so the idea is when you purchase those upgrades from home edition you are also purchasing the license to use xp mode)

i have an old windows xp pro 32bit disc which i legitimately bought - but it's dead from damage
i used that key to license the xp mode via online verification and it worked fine

(edit: there are illegal hacks to make virtual pc & xp mode run permanently on a home edition windows 7, but i wouldn't risk it myself since micro$oft spies on everybody that uses their software)

you can get xp mode to work on windows 7 home by adjusting the security settings properties of the vhd file, but the xp operating system will expire after 30 days (i don't like virtual pc & i don't won't to deal with potential issues by using a "hacked" version and then trying to license it)

i used a "modified" virtual pc (free to download) to boot the xp mode (free to download), exported an image, uninstalled virtual pc, converted the image with VMware vCenter Converter (free to download), launched xp mode with VMware Workstation (purchased) and licensed it (also purchased).

-so i cheated a little, but everything i downloaded or used was free or already paid for-

[leilei]

Personally I use Crapacle VirtualBox for WinXP and Microsoft VirtualPC 2007 for Win98, both on Windows 7 x64 (despite the "warnings" about the older VPC not functioning on a newer OS, it seems to work flawlessly, even including ethernet passthrough - the only way I can reliably do file transfer between other 9x PCs, as well as use DJGPP).

[Fantinaikos]

Yo guys, you still have some space there in the middle?


Looks like it.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Don't mock them! One of those medals was for issuing a glowing reverence to Mao Tse Tung immediately after sneezing.

[Master Fibbles]

Some of the younger ones might have medals for hacking Google.

[Person of Color]

Did you see that thing on VICE where they went into North Korea? I'm talking about the newer one, not the original one from 2008. It debuted on HBO a couple weeks back.

They had an entire room full of Koreans and computers. These computers were either on some random ebook or at the Google homepage. Yeah, they had people staring at fucking Google with their hands under their chin or just resting on the fucking mouse.

The only guy using a computer was the guy they wanted them to talk to.

"Silly Americans, they'll never notice!"

[Hank]

Monster Star found in our Milyway

[Engel220]

That's actually not bad considering I live in a pretty small town in a small English county. Certainly nothing to complain about, especially since I upgraded to fibre-optic broadband.

[High Treason]

Heh, wish things were so good here, no option of fibre yet because the ISP don't think the council estates need it.


Anyway, I said I would post this when it was done, so here it is;


Multi-track recording of course.