[Lunick]

Sarcastic Fringehead

[Mark]

WOO HOO. Its like finding money in the street. Almost. I was going through a pile of old receipts and check stubs looking to throw out the un-needed ones. I found a check stub with my paycheck still attached. I've got about a week to go before the 180 day expiration date. And I thought this was going to be a bad day because it started out with no morning newspaper delivery and only enough Wheaties in the box for half a bowl.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Mark., on 26 June 2013 - 10:10 AM, said:

WOO HOO. Its like finding money in the street. Almost. I was going through a pile of old receipts and check stubs looking to throw out the un-needed ones. I found a check stub with my paycheck still attached. I've got about a week to go before the 180 day expiration date. And I thought this was going to be a bad day because it started out with no morning newspaper delivery and only enough Wheaties in the box for half a bowl.

You threw away two weeks worth of pay? With money management skills like yours, no wonder you only have enough Wheaties for half a bowl.

[Radar]

I recall Mark once saying that he was adequately putting enough money away for retirement.

[Mark]

I usually let the checks pile up before getting the ambition to go to the bank. Someday I'll sign up for direct deposit. And buy extra boxes of cereal.

[Paul B]

http://www.youtube.c...e&v=dojCeh4z22s

Crappy quality, but I had to share this. This guy is amazing!

[Fantinaikos]

For those who don't know where to go on vacation this Summer, here are some suggestions:

CLEVELAND



OAKLAND
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzkoeyhAAdk

INDIANA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDdqImmHrc

MICHIGAN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byiq5dKZEzI

LAS VEGAS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5vPmVV-kfg

[ReaperMan]

Best place ever.....

[Hank]

... time to go there

[Darkus]

I modified my UT99 to make it look like DN3D. I've just changed all the players to Duke skins, and the weapons to match DN3D. Too bad I did not make screenshots showing the M16 and the pipebombs, but we can see the shrinker/expander and the freezethrower.

(note: due to the hugue size of my post because of the screenshots, I added them in spoilers)


A shrunken player. Splat.

Spoiler

The freezethrower. Act indentically like the original in DN3D

Spoiler

The green player is on the effect of the expander. Like a bubble.

Spoiler

Me being shrunk

Spoiler

Killed myself with freezethrower

Spoiler

With also a tiny Duke to tease me

I have also the DNF player model for UT2004, maybe I'll try to do some cool screenshots with him...

[leilei]

what

[Person of Color]

leilei, on 27 June 2013 - 01:22 PM, said:

what

BUT WHO WAS 3DREALMS

[Forge]

leilei, on 27 June 2013 - 01:22 PM, said:

what

Country: United States
Age: 49

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hi it 3D Realms i am working on a Duke Nukem Forever Mod for quake 2 it a Remake For the 1998 game but i call it Duke Nukem Forever 1999 it a mix to 1998-2001 if this dont work i gone to the halflife 1 engine Bio i have the voice of Duke Nukem and i make Gta Mods long time of ago Now i making Mods for So Old Games but the old is Easy to Make and New is hard some times you now know so if you need help just let me know and i can't use hard tools

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Hi guys it 3D Realms Software we are back to take games to the next level. we have to update are moddb co so we back now.

Quote

hi guys this is 3D Realms if you need me for a duke nukem mod or game
i am the right guy for the job and i am the voice of duke nukem but not jon st john. if you need me just let me know you

Old and from the U.S. so one might assume English is a primary language. His spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure are atrocious. Must be from Arkansas or Louisiana. I wouldn't trust this guy to read a script without a translator. I'm guessing Duke would end up with a deep southern hick accent. Maybe he should be advertising his voice overs for Redneck Rampage.

[Fantinaikos]

Probably is a kiddo, perhaps not even american, that lied to appear competent (Ohoh, i write i'm from USA and i'm big man so i'm pro make goog mods huuu).

Anyway...

!!!Endurance challenge!!!

[Master Fibbles]

Actually, I'd wager he isn't American at all. If he is, he can't be over 10.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Forge, on 27 June 2013 - 02:38 PM, said:

Must be from Arkansas or Louisiana

There are idiots up north too, you know.

[Forge]

i had to spend two years in Texas that i will never get back, so it's my prerogative...no, my right, to make fun of southerners

10 worst school systems (academically) by state (2012):
1. South Dakota - worst
2. Nevada
3. Idaho
4. Mississippi
5. Alaska
6. Nebraska
7. Montana
8. Arizona
9. Oregon
10. Missouri

seems the northwestern part of the country is the dumbest with four out of ten (if you count Alaska). (3,5,7.9)

10 best school systems (academically) by state (2012):
1. Maryland - best
2. Massachusetts
3. New York
4. Virginia
5. Arkansas
6. Florida
7. Georgia
8. New Jersey
9. West Virginia
10. Kentucky

seems the northeast has the best education system - Arkansas ranks at a respectable # 5, but i'm still going to make fun of them

[Radar]

And where did you pull that list from? Swap Arkansas out for Michigan, bro.

[Person of Color]

YEAH BOI NUMBA 3

STILL SUCKIN' MAD DICK COMPARED TO EUROPE

[Mark]

If you narrowed down the scope of that list, Milwaukee is right down at the bottom with Detroit. The rest of Wisconsin helps keep us off of the bottom as a state.

[TerminX]

After seeing that list, I feel a bit better about having moved to Arkansas...

[Master Fibbles]

Arkansas is a happening state. My girlfriend made fun of me for saying that it was a "destination" for a trip (I have family there but it is also has a lot of cool places..).

Northwest Arkansas is one of the fastest growing parts of the nation, in no small part thanks to Sam Walton.

[Mark]

About 15 years ago I held the distance record for low power Amateur Television transmission. My video signal went from Milwaukee WI to some city in Arkansas that I forgot the name of. Unfortunatly someone else beat my record about 2 hours later.

EDIT: Just remembered. The city was Osage.

[Forge]

Radar, on 27 June 2013 - 03:50 PM, said:

And where did you pull that list from? Swap Arkansas out for Michigan, bro.

sorry. just copy-paste & forgot the link

and i was incorrect with the first post. the report was posted in 2013, but the data was collected from 2012

i used this one:
http://247wallst.com...-worst-schools/

but this one has all the states (& is slightly different from the other list as it includes District of Columbia):
(Michigan is rated 24th out of 51)
http://www.edweek.or...ntc=EW-QC13-EWH

edit: there are lists out there that vary from these, but some of the things they assess seem pretty focused (like free lunch programs, etc., etc.) and they also include colleges whereas the other two lists focus on elementary, middle, and high school levels (with some emphasis on college readiness & transferable credits towards a degree)
http://www.statemast...-educated-index
including colleges and free lunch programs among other things can throw the numbers due to financial, institutional, and program influences, imo

[Person of Color]

One of these things is not like the other

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[Inspector Lagomorf]

Not unless it can be argued that Mustang drivers are mostly Jewish.

[Person of Color]

Lots of guidos, honestly.

[Fantinaikos]

486DX2, on 28 June 2013 - 08:21 AM, said:

Lots of guidos, honestly.

Summoned.

[blackharted3]

Guys whatever you do, make sure that whenever you're in a rush and have to scramble to get somewhere, DON'T be upstairs.

Why I here you cry? Try a broken knee. So basically I'm not gonna be here all that much, for however long it takes to heal up.

Also if any of you wanna send me virtual cookies feel free!

[Zaxtor]

Lunick, on 26 June 2013 - 01:40 AM, said:

Sarcastic Fringehead

Nice pet fish ;0000


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lil of topic.

What if we spell Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz as a word, a 26 letters word?
Is pretty crazy. I used an online audio dictionary.
http://zaxtor.net/Sp...z_as_a_word.mp3