[Mark]

When you're in physical therapy say "hi" to the AFLACK duck for me.

[Hank]

Zaxtor, on 28 June 2013 - 02:45 PM, said:

What if we spell Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz as a word, a 26 letters word?

games what else?
http://www.abcdefghi...wxyz-games.com/

[leilei]

Mr.Flibble, on 27 June 2013 - 03:02 PM, said:

Actually, I'd wager he isn't American at all. If he is, he can't be over 10.

If there was any judgment on "3dReamls" it says he's 22 on that profile, and I bet the age on both profiles are fake to get around the COPPA compliant registration process since he acts under 13 with a fantasy of playing like a game developer, probably all an act to look cool in school or so, as in "ill sho those meen bully's i am real game develper". He doesn't act like a troll, and probably fits more into the Wolf3D community than others since it's easy to be a 'game developer' by replacing maps, 64x64 sprites and walls. Not just exclusive to that either - Yoyogames has been suffering since that one "3d fps" demo for GameMaker in 2004 (the one with the pinky sprites, sprite jungle, and tanned serious sam coach gun rip).


or maybe i am overthinking it and it's actually george

[Person of Color]

HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I JUST BOUGHT

http://www.ebay.com/...=item2ec8c6a3d6

[Lunick]

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous.

[Person of Color]

It doesn't get any more Chinese than this.

From what I've heard on YouTube it controls like fucking shit too! The dude was wearing a fedora so you know he's on top of shit.

[Jeff]

Neat. I was just watching some old SNES videos on Youtube.

[High Treason]

Meh, you want one of these;
http://krikzz.com/in...t&product_id=50

Every game for Mega Drive, Master System and 32X on a single cartridge. Great for bootlegs and homebrew too.


I also have an old dev cartridge lying around too, but it is missing two of it's PROMs.

[Master Fibbles]

I have had a realization that because I'm moving at the end of the month, I'm actually in a budget crunch despite the feeling that I'm not. I was feeling so good about making twice as much money a month as I had previously and having income...then I realized that I need to save money for August when I move.

And I wanted to buy a suit...

[Forge]

a few more months in the leopard print suit won't kill your reputation that much (except with other pimps that can afford the zebra print)

[Hank]

... there is still Savile Row or Canali ... no self-respecting pimp goes to Walmart .

[Master Fibbles]

I can live without a suit. I am going to my sister's wedding right after I move. I have blazers and shirts and ties...just no formal suit. I had one - two actually - but one was too small for me in December and the other ripped after a job interview.

Of course, all of this is assuming that I need $500 to move. If I end up spending less than that to move, I might be able to get a suit before the wedding.

Also, I WISH I had a leopard print suit.

[Fantinaikos]

Two famous funny italian songs, one about a not corresponded love and another one that is surreal and disturbing.
Do not ask me why i did it, i just was in the mood for translations... (lyrics under spoiler)

PANDEMONIUM - TU FAI SCHIFO SEMPRE (YOU SUCK ALWAYS) - 1979

Spoiler

M:Sometimes I wonder if I'm dreaming...
Possible that you chosen me as the man of your life?
Me, a person almost insignificant near you that look like a star because you are beautiful, you're fragile, you're a flower.
Here, you are a flower.

F:Wake up for a good once, and stop dreaming! you know what i tell you?

you suck always, from morning to evening you suck always, when you go down the street you suck always, when you read the newspaper you suck always. you suck always.

M:You are a flower scented, you are a rose!

F:You are a scathe. but why don't you go away?

F:You suck always, however you dress you suck always,

M:I would spend my life writing you poems. talk of love.

F:Get ready for a party you suck always,

M:As a reward is enough for me your gaze, your smile.

F:If you look out the window you suck always, you suck always.

M:You have a mouth strepitous! more sweeter, is a cherry.

F:You are a scathe. but why he never dies?

M:When i see you i have a thrill for you, baby.

F:When i see you my stomach becomes empty. And you know why? because: You suck always (ecc... ecc...)

M:But how?! I tell you marvelous phrases, I'm dying of love for you, and you treat me like this!
But who do you think you are?? the only woman who is on the Earth believes to be!
you know what, what i tell you?: YOU SUCK ALWAYS,
WASH YOURSELF IN THE EVENING!!
YOU SUCK EVEN AT NIGHT!!
A FLOWER... A ROSE... BUT THIS UGLY THING... THIS CURIOUS THING...
"NOW IS ARRIVED SOFIA LOREN"! A FLOWER, BUT WHAT FLOWER! A CHERRY? BUT WHAT CHERRY!
YOU NOT EVEN A ROTTEN APPLE!
SHE DECEIVE IS A FLOWER, AND THEN I SAID TO HER THAT IT REALLY WAS A FLOWER! BUT WHAT FLOWER, WHAT ROSE! A ROSE...
BUT WHO KNOWS YOU? WHO SAVE YOU? THIS UGLY THING! A FLOWER, A ROSE... BUT WHAT ROSE?

ELIO E LE STORIE TESE - IL VITELLO DAI PIEDI DI BALSA (THE CALF WITH THE FEET OF BALSA) - 1992
(Of course it's not the official video. Anyway, if you have a good ear, you can easily find a Pink Floyd tribute at a certain point)

Spoiler

In the grove of my fantasy there's a screw of little crazy animals invented by me that makes me laugh when i'm sad, makes me laugh when i'm happy, makes me laugh when i'm average. In practice they makes me laugh always that screw of animals invented by me!

There's the calf with the feet of balsa, there's the calf with the feet of sponge, and guess who's there?
there's also the calf with the feet of cobalt! there's the calf with the feet of tuna. Four i have invented, they are the animals of my and your fantasy!

But one day the calf with the feet of balsa went to the calf with the feet of cobalt, he told him:

CWBF:"There's the calf with the feet of tuna who speaks very ill of you. He claims that your feet are not made of real cobalt,
but are in fact four feet of bread covered by a thin layer of cobalt!"

CWCF:"Mph, my dear calf with the feet of balsa your story is false, the friend calf with the feet of sponge revealed me the truth:
he has hidden a listening bug in your feet of balsa and in the tuna feet. So he found out that you, only you, always you,
also you, nothing else than you, just you...

Choir:You are the calf with the feet of balsa, the inventor of a false story.

CWCF:"You accused the calf with the feet of tuna, and for this your feet will be excised!

Magistrate:But the law provides an additional penalty for this crime, the forced listening of...

(Dialectal and slow countryside chant)

In the grove of my fantasy now there's a calf with no more feet, that invokes mercy. When suddenly a little friend is approaching...

FB:I introduce myself, i'm the little Faggot Bear and as you may have guessed I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS!!!

(sound, silence)

[Forge]

Mr.Flibble, on 30 June 2013 - 08:05 AM, said:

...just no formal suit. I had one - ripped after a job interview.

that's why you should backhand when you slap a ho

[Kathy]

666?

[Jimmy]

Mr.Flibble, on 30 June 2013 - 08:05 AM, said:

Also, I WISH I had a leopard print suit.

Me too, dude. Complete baller status. Plus I love tacky shit.

[Jeff]

With summer here, I've got to find ways to keep the kitty cool. I forgot to turn the air conditioner on when I got home and Cosmo started wheezing a bit, so I should probably look at some stuff to keep him cool during the summer months. I know cats don't like water, but if you take a damp cloth and just pat the cat with it, it'll keep him cool. Some cats love water, but most of them hate it.

[Master Fibbles]

Jimmy, on 30 June 2013 - 11:09 AM, said:

Me too, dude. Complete baller status. Plus I love tacky shit.

Some day I'll get lucky at a thrift store...I have found some sweet clothes at thrift stores over the years...

Also, apparently searching "leopard print suit" results in mostly women's (business and swim) attire.

[Forge]

Jeff, on 30 June 2013 - 11:55 AM, said:

With summer here, I've got to find ways to keep the kitty cool.

http://www.newegg.co...N82E16835181032

fit kitty with a harness and a battery pak

[Mark]

Jeff, on 30 June 2013 - 11:55 AM, said:

With summer here, I've got to find ways to keep the kitty cool. I forgot to turn the air conditioner on when I got home and Cosmo started wheezing a bit, so I should probably look at some stuff to keep him cool during the summer months. I know cats don't like water, but if you take a damp cloth and just pat the cat with it, it'll keep him cool. Some cats love water, but most of them hate it.

I hope your cat has been de-clawed before you try that move.

[Fantinaikos]

Oh, the fan tagged Pirate Bay.com!

[Jeff]

Mark., on 30 June 2013 - 01:38 PM, said:

I hope your cat has been de-clawed before you try that move.

He is, but only on the front feet. He's an indoor cat. Hasn't been outside since I got him. I wasn't the one that had him declawed though, since I wasn't his original owner.

[Person of Color]

Mr.Flibble, on 30 June 2013 - 08:05 AM, said:

Also, I WISH I had a leopard print suit.

[Jimmy]

Is it wrong to be strong?

Mr.Flibble, on 30 June 2013 - 12:09 PM, said:

Some day I'll get lucky at a thrift store...I have found some sweet clothes at thrift stores over the years...

I love thrift stores! While the song and video are sort of lame, I wish I could find something as awesome as the coat in Macklemore/Ryan Lewis' Thrift Shop video. I would wear that shit all the time.

[Person of Color]

Jimmy, on 30 June 2013 - 06:33 PM, said:

Is it wrong to be strong?

"I'm not into beastiality...but that's a good-looking animal."

[Forge]

486DX2, on 30 June 2013 - 08:13 PM, said:

"I'm not into beastiality...but that's a good-looking animal."

stick your thumb in its butt and see if it gets really pissed

Jeff, on 30 June 2013 - 11:55 AM, said:

With summer here, I've got to find ways to keep the kitty cool.

then try:

[Lunick]

Same image, different caption.

[Jeff]

Happy Canada Day.

[Hank]

Jeff, on 01 July 2013 - 03:31 PM, said:

Happy Canada Day.

... .... luv this country

[Lunick]