[Lunick]

An actual screenshot from the upcoming Sonic game:

[Person of Color]

An actual screenshot of how much I give a fuck about modern sonic

[ReaperMan]

So instead of a hedgehog he's a blue balloon/trash-bag.

[Hendricks266]

Lunick, on 19 October 2014 - 06:08 PM, said:

An actual screenshot from the upcoming Sonic game:

MUST WASH EYES.

[High Treason]

I'm almost sad about this. Whilst rummaging in a box of junk I found my old camera, it had film inside with two photos left, I have no idea if the film is useable or not by this point but decided to snap the last two images and get it developed. I think I'll go to the ASDA I'm not banned from tomorrow and see if they will do it, they said they still develop films.

What saddens me is that this was my first proper camera, before this I only had a Practicka 110 - which I still have but it's really busted up and I could never find film for it - I have traveled the country with this Halina camera and taken photos of many things. It's strange to know that my last time pressing the shutter probably is the last time for this camera as there's no real reason to use it anymore and tracking down film is almost impossible. Not to mention that the battery holder is trashed, the winding mechanism is totally flogged out, the flash gives you a painful electric shock (I forgot about that - remembered soon enough, hehe) and the shutter occasionally jammed open ruining your photo. These issues aside, that camera served me very well and it served my dad very well before me, I'm going to miss it.



It's funny, Id forgotten how primitive these things were, there's really nothing to it - just a shutter, a mechanism to wind the film (in this case, electronic as the camera boasts full automation - really, really boasts about it just to emphasize what a fossil it is) and the flash... Almost hard to think we used to use these crappy little viewfinders that taint and blur what you're looking at. Almost beautiful in it's simplicity that what actually makes it a camera is entirely mechanical and chemical - the electronics weren't mandatory other than in cameras like this one that tried to be clever.

A technology that future generations might never know.

[Richard Shead]

Mark., on 18 October 2014 - 04:39 PM, said:

I still don't know who they are but after opening the spoiler I see the joke.

[Mark]

I know the cartoon. I'm refering to the real life people that were posted. I don't know them. I'm assuming they are well known figures somewhere.

[DustFalcon85]

Protected by Viper, on 01 October 2014 - 01:32 PM, said:

Yeah Cali is a shithole.

A little late. What will commiefornia do next? Raising the tattoo age limit to 21 and charge a 15-20% tax on tattoos?

And now something completely different. Indie First-Person Shooter Removed From Steam After Developer Threatens Gabe Newell. What. The. Hell!?

[Person of Color]

That guy is a fucking faggot, I'm glad his game got pulled. So sick of beta males in gaming.

[High Treason]

Windows 7 installer doesn't work it never did for me.

I have a funny feeling that I'm about to upgrade to Windows 8.1 a little early because the people who made part of my capture setup require their updater process to run for the card to work and the new drivers/firmware are not compatible with XP. Obviously I have old drivers archived but the updater does - what else - an update as soon as they install to the new version which doesn't work under Windows XP. Also, there's no way back now as the firmware is locked to each particular driver revision and the software does not allow downgrading the firmware.

My ISP also updated their website, it now takes a million clicks to get anywhere and the page for checking my bandwidth doesn't recognize my username. Why the hell is everything broken.

[Fox]

[The Commander]

Inb4 Zaxtor

http://www.bbc.com/n...canada-29724907

[Kyanos]

We declared war on ISIS two weeks ago. Our threat level went up on Friday, this is the second incident since. This one isn't directly relative yet, the first attack (the hit and run of two military officers) was done by a person who had tried to leave Canada for syria, only to have his passport taken. RCMP had been checking up on him as recent as a week or two ago.


Much better avatar, I'm sure I wasn't the only one sick of seeing your face around here.

[The Commander]

Drek, on 22 October 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:

Much better avatar, I'm sure I wasn't the only one sick of seeing your face around here.

I have to wear that gas mask because your shit stinks so much.

[High Treason]

Don't talk about shit! You-know-pwho will see it!

[Forge]

If Canada joins a U.S. led military campaign, you know there are problems in the world.

[zykov eddy]

Just finished half of Duke Nukem 3D for Sega Saturn. I'm gonna be honest, this is much, much worse than Total Meltdown. Most of the locations and secrets are gone, the hit detection sucks, and enemies react too fast. Some parts of the game are ridiculously difficult. For example, if octabrain comes near you, he will drain all your health in seconds. This is by far the most annoying enemy in the game.
On the other hand, the controls are decent and the framerate is nice, so at least it's playable, compared to Sega Genesis version.

By far, the worst FPS on Saturn is Quake, ported by the same guys. It's ridiculously hard, even compared to DN3D. I played through level five on normal difficulty and just stopped playing because it was impossible. It's very easy to die, because of the overpowered enemies, unavoidable traps and slow weapons. Also, just like Duke 3D, most of the secrets and locations are cut from the game. God, I hate this port so much. Thank you Lobotomy Software for screwing up a great game.

[Lunick]

zykov eddy, on 23 October 2014 - 04:30 AM, said:

By far, the worst FPS on Saturn is Quake, ported by the same guys.

Duke 3D for the Genesis was made by Tec Toy. Quake for the Saturn was developed by Lobotomy Software.

[High Treason]

I think Eddy was comparing it with the Saturn port of Duke 3D. Both that and Quake are from Lobotomy Soft.


Anybody notice the Major Stryker teaser is gone from the 3D Realms YouTube? Things are about to happen methinks.

[Lunick]

High Treason, on 23 October 2014 - 04:39 AM, said:

I think Eddy was comparing it with the Saturn port of Duke 3D. Both that and Quake are from Lobotomy Soft.

Oh, oops

I would like someone to one day rip the secret levels from the Saturn version of Quake though as there was 4 exclusive maps.

[zykov eddy]

Lunick, on 23 October 2014 - 04:43 AM, said:

Oh, oops

I would like someone to one day rip the secret levels from the Saturn version

I was thinking about making a port of Urea 51 after beating the game, actually. I think it's even possible without using new textures or con hacks.

[Lunick]

zykov eddy, on 23 October 2014 - 04:48 AM, said:

I was thinking about making a port of Urea 51 after beating he game, actually. I think it's even pissible without using new textures of con hacks.

I assume Urea 51 being played with proper controls would make the level easier and probably suckier but I'd like to see the code to enter the level (shooting all the toilets in the other levels) as some sort of mod

[DustFalcon85]

[Mike Norvak]

What does the expression "elbow-and-wink" mean, I can't find its meaning anywhere...

[Rellik]

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What does the expression "elbow-and-wink" mean, I can't find its meaning anywhere...

[Fox]

[High Treason]

I figured I should post this as I said I would, a Mullet Man update. Some time ago I uploaded my first outing as Mullet Man to YouTube, it's not brilliant but I have a feeling the world hasn't yet seen the last of him.



I don't know where he is now, he was last seen borrowing internet from a library whilst causing nuisance to women's inbox's. Rather annoyingly, Mullet Man has thus far been more successful than I was in five years of using the website. Mullet Man has also been restarting his record collection due to the originals being destroyed when they demolished the Alcatraz Maisonettes.. I probably shouldn't mention this to my therapist.

[Mark]

This should explain it.


Oops. never mind. Someone beat me to it. I didn't read all the posts.

[Ronin]

High Treason, on 23 October 2014 - 04:57 PM, said:

I figured I should post this as I said I would, a Mullet Man update. Some time ago I uploaded my first outing as Mullet Man to YouTube, it's not brilliant but I have a feeling the world hasn't yet seen the last of him.

I don't know where he is now, he was last seen borrowing internet from a library whilst causing nuisance to women's inbox's. Rather annoyingly, Mullet Man has thus far been more successful than I was in five years of using the website. Mullet Man has also been restarting his record collection due to the originals being destroyed when they demolished the Alcatraz Maisonettes.. I probably shouldn't mention this to my therapist.

Less talking shite and hair blocking the lens get more reactions, still cool though.

[Fox]