The Photo Thread

#511 Posted 06 July 2014 - 01:05 PM

I'm gay for Coryyne.

#512 Posted 07 July 2014 - 08:39 PM

Coryyne liked my post!!!

I hope she likes Zoolander poses.
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#513 Posted 07 July 2014 - 09:11 PM

Jimmy, on 07 July 2014 - 08:39 PM, said:

I hope she likes Zoolander poses.

duck lips on a donkey's ass

now we know where platypus come from

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The Commander

I used to be a Brown Fuzzy Fruit, but I've changed bro...

#514 Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:11 PM

I'd tap Coryyne.
Maybe even twice.

#515 Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:40 AM

Jimmy, on 07 July 2014 - 08:39 PM, said:

Coryyne liked my post!!!

I hope she likes Zoolander poses.
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#516 Posted 08 July 2014 - 08:06 PM

Zoolander was the FIRST thing I thought of when I saw your photo. Such amazing. Probably Ben Stiller's last truly great movie he worked on, too.

#517 Posted 08 July 2014 - 09:11 PM

#518 Posted 09 July 2014 - 12:17 AM

Jimmy, on 08 July 2014 - 09:11 PM, said:

I miss Kathy.

#519 Posted 09 July 2014 - 01:31 AM

Do you think he was murdered by Russian mobs?

The Commander

I used to be a Brown Fuzzy Fruit, but I've changed bro...

#520 Posted 09 July 2014 - 03:59 AM

I killed him.

#521 Posted 09 July 2014 - 04:28 PM

The Angry Kiwi, on 04 July 2014 - 02:49 PM, said:

Believe it or not Coryyne and Viper are both guys.

Really? I guess I am gay too now.

The Angry Kiwi, on 07 July 2014 - 11:11 PM, said:

I'd tap Coryyne.
Maybe even twice.

Wait a second! I didn't know YOU were gay too! So maybe "The Angry Gay Kiwi" is more appropriate?

This is all so confusing!
"Gender-Blender" comes to mind...

ConfusedBlackCat

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#522 Posted 09 July 2014 - 05:02 PM

Don't be confused. How can something that feels so right be wrong?

Coryyne, on 09 July 2014 - 12:17 AM, said:

I miss Kathy.

I'm just busting your balls, love.

Protected by Viper, on 09 July 2014 - 01:31 AM, said:

Do you think he was murdered by Russian mobs?

He's still in my crawlspace. I mainly feed him toenail clippings and chicken bones.

#523 Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:47 PM

A big event at my house yesterday. Some girl stopped by and gave me a long overdue haircut. I didn't think at the time to take a before pic. My hair was well past my shoulders in back and about 2 inches lower than my ears on the sides. Someone told me I should donate the hair to a business that makes wigs for people that lose their hair going through cancer treatment. I'll look into that. Next I need to flip a coin to decide if the scruffy beard stays or goes. I'm straight but dammit, Coryyne looks hot

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"Dick Nasty"

#524 Posted 11 July 2014 - 10:27 PM

Mark., on 11 July 2014 - 03:47 PM, said:

It's called "Locks of Love" and many local barber shops allow you to contribute upon simply walking in and inquiring about it. I'm actually growing my hair out specifically for that cause.

Gambini

#525 Posted 11 July 2014 - 10:55 PM

The hairs off my balls could make up for a couple of Afro wigs.

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Forge

Speaker of the Outhouse

#526 Posted 12 July 2014 - 05:19 AM

Duke Rocks, on 11 July 2014 - 10:27 PM, said:

It's called "Locks of Love" and many local barber shops allow you to contribute upon simply walking in and inquiring about it. I'm actually growing my hair out specifically for that cause.

ditto.
i think for certain wigs your hair has to be 12 inches long, i only have 2 or 3 more inches to go.

Jimmy

Let's go Brandon!

#527 Posted 12 July 2014 - 10:04 PM

Fuck Locks of LOve. I would supply more information but I'm durnk. Just gogole that shit. Those people sell those weigs to people who don't have cancer. DOnate to wigs for kids or pantene's beautifuyl lengths.

Person of Color

Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#528 Posted 12 July 2014 - 10:09 PM

Romero donated his hair to that company after he realized what a fucking loser he is. I feel sorry for whoever received it. A., It's cursed, and B. Mexican.

Forge

Speaker of the Outhouse

#529 Posted 13 July 2014 - 05:42 AM

Jimmy, on 12 July 2014 - 10:04 PM, said:

DOnate to wigs for kids

that's the one.
thanx you drunken sot, i had forgotten the name of it so you saved me from having to web search it when it was time to donate.
that's where the length requirement came from: LoL only requires 10 inches where WfK wants 12 inches

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MrBlackCat

#530 Posted 13 July 2014 - 05:59 AM

Forge, on 13 July 2014 - 05:42 AM, said:

I just got here... what the HELL are we really typing about here? Whoever this WFK person is, they sound pretty demanding or like they have watched too much porn. Sure sounds like I am out of the game!

(hehehe)
MrBlackCat

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Forge

Speaker of the Outhouse

#531 Posted 13 July 2014 - 07:54 AM

MrBlackCat, on 13 July 2014 - 05:59 AM, said:

Gambini

#532 Posted 13 July 2014 - 08:16 AM

12 inches measured from the crotch

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MrBlackCat

#533 Posted 13 July 2014 - 08:13 PM

Even though this IS the photo thread, I am sure glad there aren't photos to go with a lot of these posts...

MrBlackCat

PokeThePower

#534 Posted 14 July 2014 - 09:44 PM

MrBlackCat, on 13 July 2014 - 08:13 PM, said:

Even though this IS the photo thread, I am sure glad there aren't photos to go with a lot of these posts...

E3 '97...

I found myself running around Atlanta with some people I had only heard of online and was in complete fanboy mode.

They decided to go to a club but didn't tell me much about it and to be honest... it didn't even occur to me to ask. At this point I was pretty straight edge. I didn't drink or try to have sex with anyone at the two toga parties I attended in college. Not even my girlfriend.

The entrance was unmarked and in the back alley of a strip mall. When we went in I noticed the lady taking our cover charge had plastic hair and an astoundingly large adam's apple. I then walked around the corner into the main room and the first thing I saw was a naked dude hanging from the ceiling with hooks holding him up by his skin. Scattered around the edges were all sorts of other related activities.

It was actually a really great time... but I think I was as much part of the entertainment as everyone watched me try to casually adjust to what I was seeing. They were astoundingly respectful though and left me to just observe or leave as I wished.

Sometimes when I venture into the non-game areas of this forum... it reminds me of that night.

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