[♥Coraline♥]

Forge, on 06 March 2014 - 08:46 AM, said:

fail.

wear speedos/banana hammocks, half shirts, and put mayo around your mouths


and i don't believe the "it's the angle" excuse. Coryyne could probably beat the crap out of everybody else in that photo then make you guys crawl around the house on all fours wearing dog collars and licking peanutbutter off certain anatomical areas.

Yeah I wanted to do things that were too gay for words, but those two pussied out.

Ugh I just went in for emergency surgery because a hernia I had (embylical? did i spell that right) ruptured. I'm more disabled than a whore in church. They shoved it back in and put a screen inside. it's the most painful thing in the entire world.

and neither of those two fucks would wait with me at the hospital nor while the surgery commenced.

[Jimmy]

They were too busy buttfucking each other. Glad to hear you're doing good man, that shit sucks for sure.

[Forge]

Coryyne, on 07 March 2014 - 06:54 PM, said:

Ugh I just went in for emergency surgery because a hernia I had (embylical? did i spell that right) ruptured. I'm more disabled than a whore in church. They shoved it back in and put a screen inside. it's the most painful thing in the entire world.

and neither of those two fucks would wait with me at the hospital nor while the surgery commenced.

that sucks. hope you heal up quick.

those two fags took advantage of your absence so they could go through your underwear drawer and wear the tastier choices on their heads.
you also might want to check the crotches of the dirties in your laundry hamper for chew marks

[Person of Color]

I'm not going to wait 7 hours for you when I don't even have a car to get there.

[Forge]

they recently invented this thing called a "taxi"

excuses are like assholes; everyone has one and they all stink

[Person of Color]

"Wow lets hang out at the hospital today" said no one, ever.

[MrBlackCat]

 Protected by Viper, on 08 March 2014 - 11:01 AM, said:

"Wow lets hang out at the hospital today" said no one, ever.

Oh yeah... like you NEVER said that before. Everybody says that man. "Everybodys doin it... Just do it..." (ok, not really)


I have pulled off hospital stays many times over the years with my family and friends. Just take a handheld game or two to pass the time between terrorizing the patient-to-be with horror stories of surgeries gone bad and push through it. It can be fun. Who does't enjoy promoting terror in friends?! Next time maybe Coryyne will invite me as backup just in case of a hospital outing and I can teach these guys a thing or two about having fun in a hospital.


Let me guess... you don't even planning on kissing it and making better either hu? Yeah... I figured as much.
(Hehehe)


**edit**
Wait a second... this is the picture thread. Why no pictures of the Hernia, surgery etc? Lets not just talk about it, show it!

MrBlackCat

[MrBlackCat]

(please excuse the double post... was too old to edit the previous)

 Coryyne, on 07 March 2014 - 06:54 PM, said:

Ugh I just went in for emergency surgery because a hernia I had (embylical? did i spell that right) ruptured. I'm more disabled than a whore in church. They shoved it back in and put a screen inside. it's the most painful thing in the entire world.

and neither of those two fucks would wait with me at the hospital nor while the surgery commenced.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living With A Hernia


MrBlackCat

(How do you embed video here?)

[Forge]

if i hazard a guess, it would be due to the httpS prefix on the address you used
next time you visit a video page with this kind of address remove the S from https and reload the page.





edit: changed for your amusement

[Kathy]

 MrBlackCat, on 18 March 2014 - 02:46 PM, said:

(How do you embed video here?)

Just copy&paste http url.

[Forge]

he did, but it didn't embed

the only difference between his post and mine:


mine is http:


his is https:

[Kathy]

That's why I said "http url". He also injected [media] tags.

[Forge]

 Kathy, on 18 March 2014 - 06:51 PM, said:

That's why I said "http url". He also injected [media] tags.

Oh. I get it now. You're just repeating what i already said

 Forge, on 18 March 2014 - 06:26 PM, said:

if i hazard a guess, it would be due to the httpS prefix on the address you used
next time you visit a video page with this kind of address remove the S from https and reload the page.

[MrBlackCat]

Fixed... thanks to all persons for Syntax Guidance as well as disgusting surgery videos.

Does it ever seem like surgeons in such videos are like WAY rough?
I swear I cut up my food more gently and smoothly than that.

Well, if I have an awesome operation like that, I am posting the video or photos here for sure.




MrBlackCat

[♥Coraline♥]

 MrBlackCat, on 19 March 2014 - 04:37 PM, said:

Fixed... thanks to all persons for Syntax Guidance as well as disgusting surgery videos.

Does it ever seem like surgeons in such videos are like WAY rough?
I swear I cut up my food more gently and smoothly than that.

Well, if I have an awesome operation like that, I am posting the video or photos here for sure.




MrBlackCat

I'll post something...eventually. It's mostly healed up now, but it left an ugly scar. Still gives me pain if I try to do lifting or anything major.

[The Commander]

The Commander

The Commander

[ReaperMan]

 The Commander, on 19 March 2014 - 06:03 PM, said:

I was hoping to be funny.

The Commander

[The Commander]

The Commander

The Commander

[MrBlackCat]

 Coryyne, on 19 March 2014 - 05:59 PM, said:

I'll post something...eventually. It's mostly healed up now, but it left an ugly scar. Still gives me pain if I try to do lifting or anything major.

There are ugly scars? I though they were just Physical Experience Points... but call it like you see it I suppose.
Hehehe The completeness of my life will be maintained with or without ever seeing anyones scars though. Just messin with ya.

 The Commander, on 19 March 2014 - 06:03 PM, said:

The Commander

The Commander

THAT is funny... Doesn't it just make you feel better? : )
Now I don't have to look ALL the way up there to the left side of your post, find some silly avatar, then look ALL the way above it to see who you are. Is great for those with Lazy Eye. I mean think if you are using a really large monitor... the distance from someones post to their Screen Name can be substantial. If they are REALLY out of shape, their eyes could be sweating by the time the find your Screen Name. Is just too hard for some people. Signing your post is better because it is closer to the end, and is all down hill. Whew!

MrBlackCat

[Forge]

 Coryyne, on 19 March 2014 - 05:59 PM, said:

I'll post something...eventually. It's mostly healed up now, but it left an ugly scar. Still gives me pain if I try to do lifting or anything major.

you should've got a colostomy bag and filled with creamed peas and corn. Then when Viper is only half paying attention you pull it out from under your shirt and make a comment like, "Oh, it's barely digested." Then you stick your finger in it and lick it.
Just to get back at him for bailing on you while you were in the hospital.

[♥Coraline♥]

Forge, that was gross.

[Person of Color]

 Forge, on 20 March 2014 - 07:19 PM, said:

you should've got a colostomy bag and filled with creamed peas and corn. Then when Viper is only half paying attention you pull it out from under your shirt and make a comment like, "Oh, it's barely digested." Then you stick your finger in it and lick it.
Just to get back at him for bailing on you while you were in the hospital.

MMM, a Premie Steamer

[MrBlackCat]

Daaang... Coryyne you are quite young, stylish, AND attractive.

MrBlackCat

[High Treason]

IMO, any girl who finds it necessary to center the image on her tits instead of her face just comes off as a bit of a hoe/attention seeker unfortunately. There are millions of women on the internets these days, it ain't the big deal that is used to be. I'm not saying you are, it just gives that impression. >Waits to be bashed on by the community for making such a comment<



Anyway, whilst I'm here, this is what I look like these days;

Still bald, what does grow is going gray, shit ain't getting any better so I'll just make the most of it before it gets worse.

[Person of Color]

 MrBlackCat, on 03 July 2014 - 08:32 PM, said:

Daaang... Coryyne you are quite young, stylish, AND attractive.

MrBlackCat

Faggot.

[♥Coraline♥]

Don't let Vipers facade fool you - he was hitting on me harder than a priest in a playground when he came down to visit.

Thanks MrBlackCat for the warming comments! Makes me feel good about myself. ^__^

[Person of Color]

That's impossible. The priests need to use Viagra.

[The Commander]

Believe it or not Coryyne and Viper are both guys.
Not sure how Viper passes as a guy with the tits he has.

[Person of Color]

>A fat guy looks bad in swimgear and a lightweight t shirt

Holy shit, stop the presses!

[MrBlackCat]

 High Treason, on 04 July 2014 - 03:52 AM, said:

IMO, any girl who finds it necessary to center the image on her tits instead of her face just comes off as a bit of a hoe/attention seeker unfortunately. There are millions of women on the internets these days, it ain't the big deal that is used to be. I'm not saying you are, it just gives that impression.

If I had tits I would share them with others... just sayin. And what is wrong with attention? I like attention... and even if someone considers it "the wrong kind" of attention, sometimes that can introduce others to your other atributes besides just physical attractiveness.
When I mean is this... I am pretty secure with myself in most ways, but always wished I could be smarter, more attractive etc so I had "more to offer" those who I loved. That is how I have always valued any attractive attribute, be it physical or psychological. Sure I can offer my girlfriend lots of things... I can make money, be funny, even rhyme some of the time, but it would be even better if I was model attractive too.

High Treason said:

>Waits to be bashed on by the community for making such a comment<

Not from me... I do understand where you are coming from completely. I guess I am more "what does it really hurt if she was attracting attention to herself?" Maybe she likes us and is sharing herself with us?
On a different subject, but same logic, I have been accused of "showing off" many times with my various collections (like games) but it isn't that way for me. I just feel lucky I was able to have these things (for myself) so I share them with others who appreciate them. So if I was young and attractive, I would probably share images of that also.

High Treason said:

Anyway, whilst I'm here, this is what I look like these days;
<snip>
Still bald, what does grow is going gray, shit ain't getting any better so I'll just make the most of it before it gets worse.

Bald and gray isn't worse... is just "another look" man.

 Protected by Viper, on 04 July 2014 - 11:10 AM, said:

Faggot.

HA! Maybe... maybe not.

 Coryyne, on 04 July 2014 - 11:19 AM, said:

Don't let Vipers facade fool you - he was hitting on me harder than a priest in a playground when he came down to visit.

Thanks MrBlackCat for the warming comments! Makes me feel good about myself. ^__^

"a priest on a playground" lol
I am sure he was just trying to pretend not to be gay. If I wasn't probably older than your parents I am sure I would do the same.


TheMrBlackCat