[Jimmy]

Coryyne is trying to make me gay.

I'm okay with this.

[Person of Color]

Yeah well fortunately for you, doing anything with her would be like jerking off my sister. So go ahead. You might have a shot. But I don't think she fucks blacks.

[Jimmy]

I don't think being black is the issue. It's the fact I'm a burn victim.

[Person of Color]

You look like Gordon Ramsay went bobbing for apples in the fryer.

[Lunick]

 Dial V for Viper, on 09 February 2014 - 08:55 PM, said:

You look like Gordon Ramsay went bobbing for apples in the fryer.

I KNEW HE LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE BUT I COULDN'T PINPOINT IT BUT YOU SAID THE NAME I WAS LOOKING FOR.

[Jimmy]

Mainly the Apples In Fryer guy. Just a touch of Gordon Ramsay.

[Person of Color]

I need a better profile pic. that one sucks

[Micky C]

 Gambini, on 07 February 2014 - 04:07 PM, said:

So long as we don´t rub scrotums it´s alright. But I warn you: A great power comes a great responsibilty.

All we have to go to get Gambini's mapping ability is to have sex with a hot girl that he had sex with at some point in the past? Hmm, decisions.

[Forge]

 Micky C, on 10 February 2014 - 04:12 AM, said:

All we have to go to get Gambini's mapping ability is to have sex with a hot girl that he had sex with at some point in the past? Hmm, decisions.

the level of contact depends greatly on present skills.
in your case you'd have to eat the chick out within five minutes of Gambini nutting in her cum catcher

don't let it get you down. for me to get any better at mapping he'd have to spooge directly on my face and mushroom stamp it

[Kathy]

 ELFDICK, on 09 February 2014 - 08:42 PM, said:

Coryyne is trying to make me gay.

How is she trying to make you gay?

[Gambini]

If i knew my nectar was so valuable I would have sold it on ebay instead of wasting so much of it in the shower... Even at one dollar the shot, i´d be a multimillionarie

[Daedolon]

Don't clog your drain.

[Gambini]

I´d not want to be my plumber!

[Person of Color]

Commence flaming.

[Kathy]

Don't tell me you're a fatass...

[Person of Color]

Beats being Russian.

[Kathy]

At least I'm not embarrassed to look in the mirror.

[Forge]

who's the guy in the blue shirt and why does Coryyne have better "man" arms than anybody else in the picture?

[Person of Color]

The guy in the blue shirt is a friend of ours. The man arms are the angle of the photo.

[Person of Color]

We literally said "What's the absolute gayest picture we can post on Duke4?"

[Forge]

fail.

wear speedos/banana hammocks, half shirts, and put mayo around your mouths


and i don't believe the "it's the angle" excuse. Coryyne could probably beat the crap out of everybody else in that photo then make you guys crawl around the house on all fours wearing dog collars and licking peanutbutter off certain anatomical areas.

[Person of Color]

Peanut butter? That's for plebs. We only use Nutella.

[Daedolon]

Gay.

[Forge]

Nutella is only for the ass-kicker, not the ass-kickee plebs crawling around the house on their hands and knees like the bitches they are.

I want a picture of Coryyne in chaps, a leather vest, and a cowboy hat riding you side saddle

[Daedolon]

[Forge]

 Daedolon, on 06 March 2014 - 01:00 PM, said:

*snip*

do you think anyone will find the body?

naw. not before the wild boarhogs do.

cool. all that stomping made me hungry. lets go get some tacos

yea. tacos are cool.

[Daedolon]

I fuckin' love tacos.

[Jimmy]

Wow so edgy, Daedolon.

[Daedolon]

It's all I do.

[Person of Color]

 Daedolon, on 06 March 2014 - 01:00 PM, said:

Oh, but I'm the "faggot?" Just nuke Finland already. Fuck it.

It only exists because God needed a place to store all those twigs.