[Carl Winslow]

Basically things are only cool if Jimmy does it. got it.

[ReaperMan]

Jimmy is basically Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Sylvester Stallone and the Fonz all wrapped into one man. I mean who could beat that factor of cool? No one.

[PokeThePower]

HulkNukem, on 17 October 2014 - 02:48 PM, said:

Maybe this game might even end the whole gamergate thing where everyone targets this game with their hatred and come together to stop it

Wait... what? That's the exact opposite of what gamergate people are speaking up about.

If anyone from gamergate tries to stop this game from being made as opposed to just choosing to not buy it, then they are no different from the people they are resisting.

The game theorist hiding out in my nose wouldn't be shocked if we found out the entire thing is a honeypot aiming to get people to unwittingly help build a backdoor precedence to assist certain "motivated" people in gaining more traction to justify stopping other games they don't approve of.

[Striker]

Dunno if you noticed, in the trailer, the people he kills in those finishers are specifically people of different ethnicity every time. No white people. It's hard to tell since it is in black and white, but if you look closely.

Something is up here.

This is apparently Destructive Games' CEO, found by folks on facepunch:


(Notice something?)

[Person of Color]

This makes Bombshell look like fucking Shakespeare.

[Jblade]

They'll release this, somewhere down the line someone else will shoot up some people, a nebulous line will be drawn between them and this, ban video games blah blah blah. Same shit every fucking time.

[Person of Color]

This shitty game? Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had standards. Too bad Gen Z doesn't.

[Idiotska]

[HulkNukem]

Wieder, on 17 October 2014 - 10:48 PM, said:

Wait... what? That's the exact opposite of what gamergate people are speaking up about.

If anyone from gamergate tries to stop this game from being made as opposed to just choosing to not buy it, then they are no different from the people they are resisting.

The game theorist hiding out in my nose wouldn't be shocked if we found out the entire thing is a honeypot aiming to get people to unwittingly help build a backdoor precedence to assist certain "motivated" people in gaining more traction to justify stopping other games they don't approve of.

I was being facetious

[PokeThePower]

HulkNukem, on 18 October 2014 - 07:39 AM, said:

I was being facetious

Oh thank goodness. /salute

There was a rather surprising reaction to the game at work so my sarcasm detector got a bit overloaded.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

I'm suspicious of this game's intentions, but without actual evidence, I can't make a judgment call one way or another. I'm tired of conspiracies. I want proof.

What with all the accusations of backdoor deals, plants, etc., I am starting to think we've become a society of consensus tinfoil-hatters.

[Jimmy]

Carl Winslow, on 17 October 2014 - 07:30 PM, said:

Basically things are only cool if Jimmy does it. got it.

You're a dipshit. Weeks ago 8chan didn't exist.

[PokeThePower]

Comrade Major, on 18 October 2014 - 08:53 AM, said:

I'm suspicious of this game's intentions, but without actual evidence, I can't make a judgment call one way or another. I'm tired of conspiracies. I want proof.What with all the accusations of backdoor deals, plants, etc., I am starting to think we've become a society of consensus tinfoil-hatters.

It certainly does look perfectly timed and promoted, doesn't it?

Jimmy, on 18 October 2014 - 10:07 AM, said:

You're a dipshit.

Wait... but... don't you advertise yourself as wanting to dip in other people's shit?

We're on the verge of the edge now boys!!!! Or I'm on the verge of mowing and edging the lawn... yeah... off to do some edging.

[Robman]

hehe.... I see what you did there.

[Carl Winslow]

Jimmy, on 18 October 2014 - 10:07 AM, said:

You're a dipshit. Weeks ago 8chan didn't exist.

I dunno man who's the idiot with a trollface for an avatar here? Also pretty sure 8chan's been around for a long time, it just wasn't a cool kid's club until all this shit happened.

[Fox]

And yet the guy with a trollface avatar is pissing you off.

[Carl Winslow]

That assumes I have time or reason to be pissed.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

He says you're pissed off, therefore you're pissed off. That's how it works. "umad"

[Person of Color]

Carl Winslow, on 18 October 2014 - 06:26 PM, said:

That assumes I have time or reason to be pissed.

You're too busy with other bullshit.

Spoiler

[The Commander]

This game is awesome, I want it.
Fuck you guys.

[Idiotska]

[Jimmy]

Wieder, on 18 October 2014 - 02:05 PM, said:

Wait... but... don't you advertise yourself as wanting to dip in other people's shit?

Only if she's hot, not some faggot who jerks off to robots.

[PokeThePower]

It's coming... here it comes...

[PokeThePower]

Carl Winslow, on 18 October 2014 - 06:26 PM, said:

That assumes I have time or reason to be pissed.

Every time you reply to Jimmy or Viper... no matter what it is... results in this...

[Carl Winslow]

Aren't you supposed to be some sort of professional game developer

Like honestly this site's full of idiotic bro dudes and I kinda figure you'd atleast be semi-intelligent.

[High Treason]

I'm guessing he's in the dole queue these days because all he does is shitpost, double post and generally act like a twelve-year-old who just found out what forums are.

[Carl Winslow]

if there wasn't a timer on how often you could post I could shitpost forever.

but seeing as that's not the case I can't be assed to sit around and wait 30 seconds, I got shit to do and this place isn't fun enough to care that long.

[PokeThePower]

Carl Winslow, on 19 October 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Aren't you supposed to be some sort of professional game developer

Is that like being important?

Carl Winslow, on 19 October 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Like honestly this site's full of idiotic bro dudes and I kinda figure you'd atleast be semi-intelligent.

I can code, level design, and weave illusions via digital logic.

That does indeed require a decent degree of intelligence, but it certainly doesn't demand any sort of social perfection.

Carl Winslow, on 19 October 2014 - 11:01 PM, said:

I got shit to do and this place isn't fun enough to care that long.

So do it. /hug

[Richard Shead]

Wow, more "hatred" going on in this thread than in the game itself....welcome to the forums of duke4.net!

[Jimmy]

Carl Winslow, on 19 October 2014 - 10:49 PM, said:

Like honestly this site's full of idiotic bro dudes and I kinda figure you'd atleast be semi-intelligent.

"Wow, these people are mean to me, they must be stupid!"

Carl Winslow, on 19 October 2014 - 11:01 PM, said:

but seeing as that's not the case I can't be assed to sit around and wait 30 seconds, I got shit to do and this place isn't fun enough to care that long.

Please leave permanently and/or get hit by a bus when you go outside (the first time in months, by the way.)