Colon Semicolon, on 06 February 2014 - 10:51 PM, said:
Wow look at all these incredibly insecure man-children on a website for a crass and childish mass violence simulator giggle about a children's series changing direction. I'm sure it'll make them feel that much better about the fact that their series is a steaming trash pile with literally 2 good games and make their penises larger by playing them.
Faggot.
Colon Semicolon, on 06 February 2014 - 11:10 PM, said:
I'm legitimately surprised at how everyone is bitching about this. it really doesn't look that bad and you can safely ignore the music choice. It probably won't even be in the game. Sonic was always a childrens series and expecting them to try and change that lead to the two worst abortions of the whole series. It's safe to say that it's stupid to expect such things from it.
It wasn't always a children's series, I don't know if you owned a Genesis back in the 90's, but literally everyone played that. Same with Mario.
The merchandising was child oriented. Not the actual software.
There's a MASSIVE difference between old and new Sonic games as far as art direction goes. One has beautiful artwork, the other looks like a really shitty children's cartoon and chases anyone away who is old enough to masturbate.
Colon Semicolon, on 06 February 2014 - 11:25 PM, said:
Classic Sonic is good and all but to continuously hold that up on a pedestal is utterly bizarre. most of Sonic is bad but to act like literally only 3 games were good and it will never be good again is stupid. Most of this forum seems like it's full of people with some bizarre masculinity issues and have never seen anything beyond action movies and video games.
No it isn't, it's fucking great shit. They're help up on a pedestal because they are some of the finest 2D games ever made.
If it's only "3 games" that proves you're a fucking pleb with no experience in quality 2D video games.
There's 1, 2, 3, Sonic and Knuckles, Sonic CD, Sonic Spinball, Sonic Pocket Adventure, and Sonic Generations.
in b4 furry or Sanic fanboi, I'm neither. I just collect old games and systems and Sega has always been my poison of choice.
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Also I didn't realize that my age mattered, or that it was even hidden on my profile. but since you care, I'm 26. I collect action figures and model kits, and I also draw porn of robots. does this help?
You should send it to The Commander, whenever I post Mass Effect porn in our Steam chats he gets super defensive while me and Jim are doubled over laughing.
He loves Vorcha cocks. He's totally into that shit. He's so Asariphobic you just know he's always jerkin' it to blue titties.
Colon Semicolon, on 07 February 2014 - 01:42 PM, said:
I think it's more the fact that the people here seem to gravitate to only reiterating popular opinion, which is to say "Sonic is dead" over and over again. It's been said since Sonic Adventure, it continues to be said, this will not kill anything and it's just silly to act like that's the case. Everyone will get to saying 'ehh it's okay' by the point the game comes out and realize they were being silly. Continuing to hold the old games up on a pedestal is the problem and being unable to realize that it's a children's series and always will be is what's damaged it so severely. They tried to make games for adult fans that whined about the direction, and it lead to Shadow and Sonic 06, considered to be the worst games in the entire franchise. I don't know what you expect when they really should NEVER listen to the fans ever again.
Total bullshit, they lost any sense of quality and had marketing directors decide what would sell to kids, and they said "edgy crap." Guess what? It failed.
It used to be "Make a fucking great game and people of all ages will buy it."
Do you have fucking autism or something? Did you seriously forget that Sonic was a pop culture icon in the 90's?
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By the way, the sonic comics have nearly dropped everything of the past iterations because it was convoluted trash (thanks Ken Penders). For once they're actually readable again.
I just had to Google that man's name. You are a gigantic loser for knowing who he is.
You...actually read those things? I wouldn't wipe my ass with them.
Colon Semicolon, on 07 February 2014 - 09:05 PM, said:
I don't like to single this out, but the mario and rayman fandoms aren't filled with rabid monsters who scream at the companies involved to the point they buckle and change direction over the fan's bullshit. Now that Sega has realized that this is what causes them the most issue, they've been going alot better.
Probably because they aren't crap. Although Rayman is debatable.
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I have such an unmitigated hatred of children's learning these days, ESPECIALLY how awful television media for young children has gotten. I'ts literally forcefeeding of information and teaches absolutely nothing of social skills, and there's MAYBE two shows that aren't garbage shill factories.
"Shill factories." If you're a /pol/lock just go ahead and admit it, It'll undo all the retarded crap you just posted.