Duke Nukem Forever Nude Patch "The way DNF was meant to be played :)"
#1 Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:23 PM
Uncensored Super Resolution Image: http://wesker500.dev...Patch-258017530
I found this mod a few months after DNF's release and I forgot all about it until now lol, The mod switches the pictures in Level 1 & 2 with more erotic/nude pictures and in "The Hive" level, the babes are more tanned and the G-strings are removed, revealing down below
I dont think the mod is downloadable anymore since I cant find it anywhere. Glad I kept it
#2 Posted 22 March 2012 - 03:24 AM
Can it be uploaded somewhere easier?
#5 Posted 22 March 2012 - 02:10 PM
When I opened the video, I admit I was expecting to be given a reason to face palm myself to death!
When I saw the video's thumbnail contained Duke looking in a mirror, for some reason, knowing how fucked up things can get on the internet, I was expecting really crazy shit to be seen in this video.
Just think what a nude patch would do to Duke's image...
Having Duke Nukem naked in front of a mirror playing with feces and throwing them at the mirror, is probably the most deranged thing that could ever happen in video game industry...
Luckily I didn't get scarred for life after seeing this video since it was just something boring.
Useless In my opinion.
The game already over did it and focused too much on the sexual innuendo and nudity already.
Believe it or not, the game exaggerated with it's focus on nudity so much that I actually had a shock when I realized that what can be seen in that naked patch, wasn't there in the first place.
If you showed me the naked patch screenshot compilation and told me it's made with screenshots from the default game, I would have believed you since in my mind, this game was already completely uncensored and constantly attempted to brag about this aspect, while completely forgetting the Duke 3D gameplay elements that made it so cool in the first place...
When I think about it, DNF to me was more of a 3d sexvilla sequel than a Duke 3d sequel.
What ever.
This post has been edited by Mr.Deviance: 22 March 2012 - 02:24 PM
#7 Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:14 PM
Mr.Deviance, on 22 March 2012 - 02:10 PM, said:
You just provided an idea for people who hated DNF and Gearbox...
#8 Posted 22 March 2012 - 05:40 PM
Fox, on 22 March 2012 - 05:14 PM, said:
Well, just so I can distance myself a bit from that category of people I will say that I didn't hate DNF, just that I severely disliked it.
As for Gearbox, well I totally hate them.
So I am not that far from being part of that list of people that you just described.
However, I believe that only a Duke Nukem character hater would do such shit to him.
I am definitely not a Duke Nukem hater, no matter how much his new games might suck.
This post has been edited by Mr.Deviance: 22 March 2012 - 05:41 PM
#9 Posted 22 March 2012 - 11:33 PM
#11 Posted 23 March 2012 - 05:58 AM
Mr.Deviance, on 22 March 2012 - 02:10 PM, said:
Well, I certainly did - I mean, "Duke Nukem Forever Nude" just conjures up fabulous possibilities.
Can't put the blame solely on Wesker though; after all it was 3D Realms that teased us with Duke's Enormous Tool, while in the end failing to deliver it into the hands of the community.
#12 Posted 23 March 2012 - 08:47 PM
#13 Posted 23 March 2012 - 09:05 PM
Dude, people like porn.
#15 Posted 23 March 2012 - 09:54 PM
This is Gearbox forum bullshit, "hehe guys whos boobs do you like the best hehe" , Fuck off.
Every time I hear someone mention "Dukes enormous tool" I get angry at its stupidity. Sorry if I come across as mad its because, well, I am.
I view you people who obsess about the sexual content of Duke Nukem games as the enemy of potential good Duke Nukem games.
This post has been edited by Ripemanewone: 23 March 2012 - 10:01 PM
#16 Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:01 PM
Ripemanewone, on 23 March 2012 - 09:54 PM, said:
Yet many people remember it just for talking, strippers and innuendos when level design, interactivity and art direction is what really mattered in DN3d and why I loved it.
This post has been edited by Burnett: 23 March 2012 - 10:05 PM
#17 Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:08 PM
Burnett, on 23 March 2012 - 10:01 PM, said:
Yeah but thats what I mean, level design includes interactivity and art design and the violence includes the remarks Duke makes to dying enemys "ah does it hurt?" + Shotgun Blast = violence at a glorious scale. Duke made violence beautiful. I first played Duke Nukem 64 when it came out so the "bad boy" porn and alcohol stuff was not a factor in how much I loved that game, I just loved it for what it was gameplay wise, after I played pc version when my father bought a pc and found the extra sexual content amusing, nothing more. It did not make the game better in any way for me. As long as that content is subtle and not the selling point I'm happy, but too much focus on it is exactly one of the reasons DNF wasn't as good as it could have been, I mean the tits in the hive level had more work put into them than anywhere else in the game, that to me is a waste.
This post has been edited by Ripemanewone: 23 March 2012 - 10:32 PM
#18 Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:45 PM
- Implied oral sex from the holsom twins.
- Partially censored/partial nude pictures, posters, calenders, and computer terminals all over.
- Several female fans throughout the game making innuendo at Duke.
- Nude chicks in the hive level. At least twenty of them.
- An entire level dedicated to getting a lap dance and implied sex with a stripper by finding her food, a sex toy and a condom that is filled with nude and partially nude women.
That still wasn't e-freaking-nough?!
Gahhh!!!
I'm not a prude, but it really doesn't seem to be necessarily to me. As others have said, it was pretty much everything from level design, gun play, art direction that made Duke3D so freaking good. The humor, and sexual bits were seasoning added on top of that. It worked because it was in balance. This feels fucking juvenile.
Oh, and Fox? If you want Porn, there are literally hundreds of websites out there that feature just about any kind of porn you want.
#19 Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:50 PM
#20 Posted 24 March 2012 - 01:02 AM
Fox, on 23 March 2012 - 10:50 PM, said:
I agree, I posted this preview here for simple fun, but it seems like Duke4.net is NOT the place to go to have some fun with Duke fans. What a disappointment
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The point is just the same as video games......FOR FUN!!!!
This post has been edited by Wesker500: 24 March 2012 - 01:04 AM
#21 Posted 24 March 2012 - 04:00 AM
Ripemanewone, on 23 March 2012 - 09:54 PM, said:
I think the phrase "Arnold Schwarzenegger channelling Leisure Suit Larry" would kind of get it across. If you wanted to boil it down even further, 'douche' would sum it up both nicely and economically.
#22 Posted 24 March 2012 - 05:21 AM
Ripemanewone, on 23 March 2012 - 09:54 PM, said:
Wrong. Tits are an essential part of both first-person Duke games and DNF certainly would be much worse without all the porn.
#23 Posted 24 March 2012 - 06:30 AM
Captain Awesome, on 23 March 2012 - 09:42 PM, said:
Well, there is none, but if you're going that route then you'll have to introduce a modicum of equality - if you're going to show vagina then you'll have to offer some penis as well, it's only fair.
#24 Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:17 AM
Wesker500, on 24 March 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:
What has the entire forum to do with it? Anyone quoting duke4 includes myself in this topic since I'm a member.
1. DNF via Gearbox and 2K/T2 is anti modding anything. They want to sell DLCs. They do not wish for anyone to have fun modding.
2. Any attempt to modify any aspect of the game will be persecuted by them.
3. Even before watching the video, I knew I will never see this in DNF legally, unless Gearbox does it themselves and charges me $10 for the DLC. - No thanks.
So relax, have fun but don't expect everyone to be happy watching what will never be.
#25 Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:59 AM
Mikko_Sandt, on 24 March 2012 - 05:21 AM, said:
Wrong. Without the sexual content 3DR would have had to focus on making a solid game, so in many ways the porn is what killed DNF. You and a few others might think its essential, but in reality its not. Like I said earlier Duke 64 is the game that got me into Duke Nukem and there were no in your face tits, but that didn't stop the game rocking.
Duke 3D's sexual content was funny and not over done, in DNF it was embarrassing and childish. I can see how this sort of stuff would appeal to some as cartoon porn is fetish, I personally find it weird and just a little disturbing.
Tits are not essential to make a Duke game great.
#26 Posted 24 March 2012 - 12:42 PM
Ripemanewone, on 24 March 2012 - 08:59 AM, said:
And why do you assume this? What killed DNF were poor level design, clunky controls, bad graphics, health regen, the two-weapon limit etc. Do you really think these were a result of 3DR spending too much time working on tits and asses? Hell, there was only one tit-centered level (Titty City) and it was one of the game's high points, containing lots of interactivity and adult humor, both of which are essential to the franchise. So how exactly you came to the conclusion that it's the adult content that's to blame for the game's faults in other areas such as gameplay and level design?
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Adult content in DNF is on par with Duke3D in the relative sense. What Duke3D had was headline-worthy back in the days. If DNF had relied on a couple of strippers à la Duke3D, it wouldn't have been the same. They had to make the adult content more graphic just to achieve the same results. The difference in reaction to such content is explained by the fact that 1) the rest of the game isn't as good as Duke3D and that 2) every other guy is a grass-eating feminist wuss nowadays.
#27 Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:24 PM
It would have been great (especially if it was done well) if there was a nice big strip club with strippers but also aliens, and that the strippers would react to your presence, the aliens' presence, and gunfire, making them scream or run away or cower when fighting was going on, and then come up and 'thank' you once you've killed all the aliens around them. Keeping all the gameplay types separate as they did felt very cheap and lazy because it meant they didn't have to program awesome interactivity such as this.
#28 Posted 24 March 2012 - 04:16 PM
Mikko_Sandt, on 24 March 2012 - 12:42 PM, said:
I think, that if they didn't have the sex stuff to fall back on they would have had to concentrate on making more interesting things to carry the game. Obviously it wasn't just the sex stuff that killed DNF, but to me it did damage the game massively, I hated every scene with the twins and the other horny women just annoyed me. I hated the stripper level you liked it, to me it was pointless and felt shoe horned in just to add more sex to the game and the interactivity was too staged, the interactivity have been like that in the other levels and not "heres the interactive level", it was just a set piece. I don't want adult content removed from a future Duke game but I also don't want a game that seems to be made just to show off this kind of stuff, we both have very differant opinions of what is great about a Duke game.
#29 Posted 24 March 2012 - 06:47 PM
Wesker500, on 24 March 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:
What are you, twelve? I don't think looking at cartoon tits with a bunch of other guys is fun.
DNF's sexuality was over the top in a bad way. In fact, so was the language. Duke was edgy because it never just went all out. Things that go all out always come off as exploitation and hokey. For example, the strippers in D3D flashed you, but they had titty-tassles. This was edgy, because you were pretty much seeing a boob, but it was also humorous because titty-tassles are hilarious. If it had just been a tit, it wouldn't have been funny at all, it'd just be a tit. And throwing out a 'fuck' in every other sentence just makes you look stupid and uncouth, like me. That's what bugged me about DNF. Duke didn't sound like a wise-cracking badass, he sounded like me, a smart-mouth dumbass.
This post has been edited by Captain Awesome: 24 March 2012 - 06:49 PM
#30 Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:24 PM
Captain Awesome, on 24 March 2012 - 06:47 PM, said:
He probably meant overly serious reaction to this mod.
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I doubt it was all an artistic choice. In 1996 having bare tits in a game would have been over the line. There aren't many games even today to show them.