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Haha thanks for the warn. Between this and Duke Screw'em I no longer have to wonder about what terrible porn parodies of my favorite games would be like. xD
Duke Nukem Movie...Something's Going On "Hmmm?"
#62 Posted 26 January 2012 - 04:08 PM
Mikko_Sandt, on 26 January 2012 - 10:58 AM, said:
Was looking for porn and stumbled upon this:
Don't bother to watch it though - it's beyond terrible.
Don't bother to watch it though - it's beyond terrible.
Broken image.
#63 Posted 18 October 2012 - 03:32 AM
I saw the trailer on youtube... it looks like shit.
Ron Jeremy... come on.
This movie makes you respect other porn parodies like the Avengers or Big Bang Theory
Review;
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The latest edition of the Duke Nukem video game series that this poorly produced and executed parody is based on was one of the poorest reviewed by critics and has been scorned by video game fans worldwide. Why in fuck’s sake would anyone involved in the production of this think that making a parody of it would be a good idea? Seriously, no one liked the game and it’s now in bargain bins everywhere … close to the bargain bins this will end up residing in, adult section-wise.
The acting here is bad—performers needed second takes that just weren’t given—the camerawork is average, the editing is terrible and the packaging looks cheap. Using paintballs to fake blood and obvious toy guns? Really? It’s not even laughably bad. It’s just bad.
Ron Jeremy stars as “Dick Fuckem,” and hearing him swear and enthuse about chicks as co-director Ralph Long—playing a younger version of Fuckem—gets sucked by and fucks them just isn’t hot or funny at all. Luckily, it’s only over Bella Reese’s scene.
Dick Fuckem is out to protect Chatsworth from evil clowns, and Abella Anderson helps save the day—but not this parody—with some poorly edited sex and clown killing. Loud, annoying music gets laid over way too much of Scott Lyons getting a decent blowjob and tit-fuck from Codi Carmichael next to someone’s computer before their good vag.
-- Heather Namikoshi - AVN
The acting here is bad—performers needed second takes that just weren’t given—the camerawork is average, the editing is terrible and the packaging looks cheap. Using paintballs to fake blood and obvious toy guns? Really? It’s not even laughably bad. It’s just bad.
Ron Jeremy stars as “Dick Fuckem,” and hearing him swear and enthuse about chicks as co-director Ralph Long—playing a younger version of Fuckem—gets sucked by and fucks them just isn’t hot or funny at all. Luckily, it’s only over Bella Reese’s scene.
Dick Fuckem is out to protect Chatsworth from evil clowns, and Abella Anderson helps save the day—but not this parody—with some poorly edited sex and clown killing. Loud, annoying music gets laid over way too much of Scott Lyons getting a decent blowjob and tit-fuck from Codi Carmichael next to someone’s computer before their good vag.
-- Heather Namikoshi - AVN
#64 Posted 18 October 2012 - 03:42 AM
Soap DX, on 18 October 2012 - 03:32 AM, said:
I saw the trailer on youtube... it looks like shit.
Ron Jeremy... come on.
This movie makes you respect other porn parodies like the Avengers or Big Bang Theory
Review;
#65 Posted 18 October 2012 - 11:08 AM
A lot of parody aren't really that bad. They fulfill a very comedic aspect of the parody, but this....omg no. So bad. 
#66 Posted 19 October 2012 - 02:11 AM
At least the girl on the cover delivers a more appropriate "kick ass" attitude than Duke Nukem does on the DNF box.
She's probably ticked off about Ron Jeremy stealing her last packet of bubblegum.
She's probably ticked off about Ron Jeremy stealing her last packet of bubblegum.
#69 Posted 15 December 2012 - 08:58 PM
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=lNoQb_3HWXE
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=tfjdkHHtRFg
Looks and sounds like Sandman to me.
Here's a video to compare:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=68_myX6j7DM
