Hey everyone. Great entries so far! Iv been around a while, but signed up specially for this. So heres my try, hope you like it!
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Duke Nukem Forever: Tribute to a legend
What a long and fun time this has been
all of you feel like my next of kin
14 years
5 million beers
and enough cake to last a lifetime
But now the ultimate alien ass kicker is back
with his gold colt and a bottle of jack
alien bastards beware, make a prayer
Duke Nukem is a bacon slayer
Thank you George Broussard
the man who always kept his card
Always bet on Duke
3D was no fluke
Take 2 needs to STFU
Today Duke can pick up poo
trip mines, pipebombs and a big ass gun
Duke is coming when its done
So indeed that time has at last come
Dukes finally not outta bubble gum
the game is almost here
the hero that would never disappear
Octobrains, troopers and fat commanders
maybe a gag about Ned Flanders
Forum banter and many good times
Maybe even one or two crimes
and a story about a chair
a memory to Kaiser's underwear
Not never, Duke is forever
Place a bet if you are clever
Together we made it
14 fucking years!
I was a kid when this began
Now I feel like a fucking old man
3D realms acting like the gestapo
Jobi saying it was coming tomorrow
But my god it was worth it
even if the wait was shit
So heres to another decade
of babes and ammo
just like in 12th grade
I might grow an afro
So see you in Duke match and hail to the king
Cant wait to show you my pipebomb fling
Hell theres even a glory hole
grab the turd from the toilet bowl
I hope its a deal
I'll see you June 10th
balls of steel