[Master Fibbles]

Well, apparently I could get it from around here but I don't think they are just going to hand out the stuff. Generally speaking, isn't possession of Agent Orange something along the lines of conspiracy to commit terrorism?

[Hank]

only if you call it that way, I think, if you call it n-butyl esters of 2,4-dichlorophenoxyacetic acid (2,4-D) and 2,4,5- trichlorophenoxyacetic acid (2,4,5-T), even the paranoid US custom peeps and coppers will be OK with it, again, methinks.

[Master Fibbles]

Well, of course if you use some fancy chemical name for it no one cares...just like if you say that you need some C2H5OH no one seems to mind that it is before noon on a Sunday.

[Mike Norvak]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=v1ZAtVxoHw0

o.O

[Master Fibbles]

Holy shit...I don't know what is going on there but it is rather awesome.

[Micky C]

Omg that gave me a headache, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Agent Orange would be such a cool name for an orange flavoured soft drink, I'd totally buy it

Edit: finished 4 out of my 6 end of year exams, WOOHOO

[Jimmy]

Yeah, she's done some really strange stuff, all in 1.5 cons. I could never convince her to use eDuke32, wasn't enough of a challenge for her, apparently.

Hank, Agent Orange is a pretty good band! As to acquiring real Agent Orange, I don't know man. I can't incriminate myself!

[Hank]

When in doubt, my papa always said – silence is gold; looking back, I think he referred to the racket us kids made at home.

[Master Fibbles]

I just thought of the solution to this whole TSA thing with the backscatter or whatever that is making a lot of noise: bring in some doctors to stand there and tell people if they have some STD by just looking at it. I think if you add some free health inspection, people will be less upset about the whole thing. Besides, it could increase health care in the US.

[Jeff]

In the latest episode of Stargate Atlantis that I just watched, they actually poked fun of the people who played WoW and how it makes you lose track of your time.

[Master Fibbles]

That is good. More people need to make fun of WoW. South Park's episode on it is quite epic (though my favorite episode is Go God Go 1/2) and certainly does a number on WoW. The game should be the butt of all jokes related to gaming.

[Micky C]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 25 2010, 01:15 PM, said:

That is good. More people need to make fun of WoW. South Park's episode on it is quite epic (though my favorite episode is Go God Go 1/2) and certainly does a number on WoW. The game should be the butt of all jokes related to gaming.

Doesn't DNF have that title at the moment?

And how did Stargate Atlantis make fun of WOW? I swear I would have remembered that if it happened

[Master Fibbles]

*related to gaming from the outside looking in

DNF is really no longer the butt of all jokes in the gaming world either because it is allegedly going to be released "soon" (just like 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, and 2002)

[Hank]

Everytime I come here I need to google something. Today alone was C2H5OH, DT, TSA, backscatter, STD and WoW.
I think they should have a google search field on top of this thread.

[Micky C]

Maybe you're just a bit slow off the mark Hank, I only don't know what 3 of those are

[LeoD]

I guess not knowing all those abbreviations of dispensable games marks the real Duke fan.

[Master Fibbles]

Hank, on Nov 24 2010, 11:41 PM, said:

C2H5OH, DT, TSA, backscatter, STD and WoW.

Alcohol, DeeperThought (user here), Transportation Security Administration, backscatter x-ray machines used for full body scans at airports, sexually transmitted disease, World of Warcraft.

I'm actually surprised you don't know 2 of those since STD and WoW are pretty commonplace abbreviations.

[High Treason]

People seem to want to change it to STI (Sexually Transmitted Infection) around where I am.

On a totally un-related note, I've had a really good day today (this is a rarity for me). I woke up and it was snowing, I hate snow - you may like it, but when you have to walk everywhere or ride around on 90-Year old bicycles that weigh a lot with 1920's (almost non-existant) steering it is not fun.

Yesterday I discovered that the left locking cone was loose on the gear hub (Sturmey Archer K series) on my vintage Raleigh Tourist so I had to dismantle the entire back end of the bike again to get the wheel off (You have to remove the brakes and mudguard!) and stripped the hub down, because the last bike that had a loose cone turned out to have no bearings, the bearings are 100% OK, I'm amazed that after 90 years everything still works on these things, it proves a point in my opinion. I got that fixed anyway.

I later convinced someone I know to go Ice Skating with me, I haven't been for about a year, I always forget how much I enjoy it, I used to do it all the time, even took figure skating lessons a few years back - it's funny how when you are a male and start figure skating people think you must be gay, weird that, those hockey players that call me gay skate around with men and spend a long time in changing rooms with men and often have physical contact with men wheras figure skaters take a female partner on the ice and don't wear all that protective crap, personally I think the hockey players are not as comfortable with their sexuality as I am... Actually, nobody called me gay this time though, which is rare.

[Master Fibbles]

You're gay.

Spoiler

for having fun

Changing STD to STI would just bullshit everyone into thinking that they can fix it and it would all go away or something like that. It also could make people think that it isn't commutable. Infections are local and can't be passed from one person to another; diseases can. It is a stupid idea.

[High Treason]

So what if was gay?

Yeah, well, people seem to have some kind of sunny disposition instead of looking at things realistically and when you point things like that out to them they say you are negative and to stop trying to ruin their day, and then when a problem they have been ingnoring makes things go horribly wrong for them and they do nothing but whine at you and then they just accuse you of the ruining their day again by being negative as soon as you point out that you warned them that it might happen. Positive people must live a depressing life, always being dissapointed.

This is, of course, very generic and can be applied to anything, not just STDs. Thankfully I've never had any major STDs.

[blackharted]

High Treason, on Nov 25 2010, 09:34 AM, said:

So what if I was gay?

You would poke shit and acually get those STD's you were talking about.

[High Treason]

Maybe, I never actually said I was strait though did I?

On another note, somebody has moved my pasta again and I can't find it, I just want to have some food and sleep, what part of don't touch my stuff are people still not grasping after two whole years!?

I just had a thought... If you went back in time and screwed yourself, would that be classed as gay, incest or masturbation?

[Master Fibbles]

High Treason, on Nov 25 2010, 12:34 PM, said:

So what if was gay?

"gay"

When the hell did "homosexual" take over the first definition of "gay"? Damn pricks stealing a perfectly good word making it something it isn't. I will continue to use gay as it was originally intended and thus disrupt everyone's day...because I'm an elitist asshole like that.

[High Treason]

Funny thing is, that's along the lines of my standard response to people that say I am gay.

"Thank you kind sir, I am rather jolly today if I do say so myself."

I should really fix the keyboard on this laptop, you know, I atually find it easier to paste or even enter the ASCII code for spaces than I do to type them, that and the damn shift key only works when it wants to but will not work on A,S,D,F and G at any time. The mouse cursor moves itself but the touchpad does not work when you touch it and when the driver is enabled the laptop randomly opens help screens (as if I hit the ? button on the touchpad), still, I got it for £80 broken and it didn't cost anything to get it running with what parts I had, it's probably the best £80 I ever spent.

I'm in a really crappy mood about that pasta though, someone is buying me a weeks shopping now, or else.... I'll think of something later.

[Hank]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 25 2010, 11:35 AM, said:

I'm actually surprised you don't know 2 of those since STD and WoW are pretty commonplace abbreviations.

I shock people with my ignorance.

STD, until I googled it, was = http://www.stddevelopment.com/
Wow was, until I googled it, a word, as in: Wow, look at that gay guy. Where gay in today's language means something different. I'll tell you guys, get Google here. And today's gays look far more appetizing, than those who a had or have a Gay Old Time, methinks.

Just in case: I do hope no one takes my posts serious.

[Micky C]

Mr.Flibble, on Nov 26 2010, 02:50 AM, said:

You're gay.

Spoiler

for having fun

Changing STD to STI would just bullshit everyone into thinking that they can fix it and it would all go away or something like that. It also could make people think that it isn't commutable. Infections are local and can't be passed from one person to another; diseases can. It is a stupid idea.

I thought the reasoning behind changing STD to STI was because STI was more scientifically correct? I know next to nothing about them and assumed the term was changed to add cover fungi or lice or little green aliens on holiday or something.

[Kathy]

Today at the embankment.

[blackharted]

High Treason, on Nov 25 2010, 11:44 AM, said:

Maybe, I never actually said I was strait though did I?
I just had a thought... If you went back in time and screwed yourself, would that be classed as gay, incest or masturbation?

Well you damn well should be!!!!! And no if you when back in time you fuck the timeline up and ruin life for everyone!!!!

[Micky C]

Lotan, on Nov 26 2010, 06:26 PM, said:

Today at the embankment.

Wow. What caused the second pic?

What do people think about bi's around here?

[blackharted]

Micky C, on Nov 26 2010, 02:45 AM, said:

Wow. What caused the second pic?

What do people think about bi's around here?

Bi's are greedy!