[Yatta]

Brace for PAX! Duke4.net will explode with traffic.

(no this is not wishful thinking or BS)

[OpenMaw]

Yatta, on Aug 30 2010, 09:22 PM, said:

Brace for PAX! Duke4.net will explode with traffic.

(no this is not wishful thinking or BS)

Will it be exploding with traffic because of a buzz in the RUMOR or something solid?

[Yatta]

Something solid!

[MusicallyInspired]

I'm so psyched.

[OpenMaw]

 MusicallyInspired, on Aug 30 2010, 10:06 PM, said:

I'm so psyched.

[Stabs]

 Yatta, on Aug 30 2010, 09:22 PM, said:

Brace for PAX! Duke4.net will explode with traffic.

(no this is not wishful thinking or BS)

that will be my new sig if its not

[blackharted]

Yatta, on Aug 30 2010, 08:22 PM, said:

Brace for PAX! Duke4.net will explode with traffic.

(no this is not wishful thinking or BS)

Are you saying you know something we don't?

[Master Fibbles]

Yatta, on Aug 31 2010, 12:46 AM, said:

Something solid!

I've always preferred solid shit over liquid shit

Of course, it couldn't come at a worst time: I just started grad school and I have a ton of stuff on my plate. No time (or money) for games.

[blackharted]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 31 2010, 05:17 AM, said:

I've always preferred solid shit over liquid shit

Of course, it couldn't come at a worst time: I just started grad school and I have a ton of stuff on my plate. No time (or money) for games.

Gross.

[Radar]

blackharted, on Aug 31 2010, 03:44 AM, said:

Are you saying you know something we don't?

He's the creator and leader of the biggest Duke community still alive. So yes, he probably does know something we don't. Know where your place is, and don't be surprised that after annoying everyone on this forum that you're the last to ever receive inside information.

[Master Fibbles]

Yatta has at time received insider information. TX has already said in another thread that he heard stuff from someone but couldn't keep it to himself.
Those guys have been around a long time and have a lot of connections to the developer community.

[blackharted]

Radar1013, on Aug 31 2010, 07:16 AM, said:

He's the creator and leader of the biggest Duke community still alive. So yes, he probably does know something we don't. Know where your place is, and don't be surprised that after annoying everyone on this forum that you're the last to ever receive inside information.

I know where my place, now you have posted that it re-confirmes that I am more grown up that you. You wanna learn to grow up a bit I only asked a question. No need to get mouthy with me.

[Master Fibbles]

Radar has significantly more respect from this and other Duke communities than you, even from me and I don't respect many people.

[AgentScotty]

Yatta, on Aug 31 2010, 12:46 AM, said:

Something solid!

Butt-Head: Uh-huh-huh, he's talking about fecal matter...

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 31 2010, 08:17 AM, said:

I've always preferred solid shit over liquid shit

Beavis: Heh, heh-heh, he beat you to it, butthole...

Butt-Head: Shut up, dillhole!

Beavis: Fartknocker!

[ReaperMan]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 31 2010, 02:01 PM, said:

Radar has significantly more respect from this and other Duke communities than you...

Has blackharted ever been respected from anyone in this Duke community?

[Master Fibbles]

No....But that doesn't change the fact that Radar has more.

[MusicallyInspired]

Commando Nukem, on Aug 31 2010, 02:49 AM, said:

Ah memories. When I was a kid I always pronounced that "Get Sitched". No idea what it meant. Now to this day that's what I hear in my head when I read it.

[OpenMaw]

After posting that pic I went and had a go at Wolfenstein 3D for the first time in a long while.


Good ol' Wolfenstein.

[blackharted]

 Commando Nukem, on Sep 1 2010, 12:00 AM, said:

After posting that pic I went and had a go at Wolfenstein 3D for the first time in a long while.


Good ol' Wolfenstein.

I'm not to keen on Wolfenstein. I acually hated the most recent game, which is a great shame as I wanted to like it.

BTW Flibble you are wrong, i got tons of respect.

[ReaperMan]

 blackharted, on Sep 1 2010, 03:21 PM, said:

BTW Flibble you are wrong, i got tons of respect.

We could make a thread with a poll if you would like to see how wrong you are.

[Master Fibbles]

 ReaperMan, on Sep 1 2010, 04:28 PM, said:

We could make a thread with a poll if you would like to see how wrong you are.

Do we really need another thread started by him? I mean, sure it would be funny to an extent to see that really only one person votes "yes" but do we really need that thread?

[ReaperMan]

 Mr.Flibble, on Sep 1 2010, 05:48 PM, said:

Do we really need another thread started by him? I mean, sure it would be funny to an extent to see that really only one person votes "yes" but do we really need that thread?

No, we don't need him to make another thread.

[Master Fibbles]

Question of the moment:*
Which would be worse getting caught having sex with?
1) An animal
2) A dead person










*Actually, I was asked this a few weeks ago but I feel like changing the topic in this thread and starting a discussion of epic proportions.

[Kathy]

Since having sex with dead person is a felony it's pretty obvious which would be worse.

[Green]

Andrew Hanson - The Eulogy Song
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=VkM9cDiWJ6o

My great grand father died this week.
I couldn’t stand him actually nobody could.
But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was, so..
I’d like to dedicate this song to you, Gramps.
He was very hard of hearing,
he was dull and domineering,
mysogenist cantankerous and vain.
He hit the bottle every night,
he hit my grandma out of spite,
and those stories about his bunyons were a pain.
But all that’s now forgotten,
once he took his final breath.
Yes even pricks turn into top blokes after death.
You don’t believe me?
Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..
Steve Irwin lived in khaki,
a cartoon kamikaze,
who taunted crocs and tots so frequently.
And Brocky was some revhead,
who pumped the air with pure lead,
so anti green he drove into a tree.
But all that was forgotten,
once they took their final breath.
Yes even tools turn into top blokes after death.
John Lennon chose the hippy life,
he chose some nutbag for a wife,
his songs were never quite as good as Paul’s.
Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers,
just one album, mostly covers,
more wailing than Japan does off our shores.
But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.
Princess Di was just a slut for sex,
when they looked in the car wreck,
her dress was wet with Arab semen *stains*.
Stan Zemanek was a racist jock,
a Fatso xenophobic cock,
whose views were more malignant than his brain.
But all that was forgotten,
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
once he took his final breath,
yes even arseholes turn into top blokes after death.
It’s not how they lived that counts,
but how we rewrite the book.
When it comes to truth it’s best to use restraint,
it pays to throw away the facts
and have a rose coloured look.
When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.
Don Bradman was a total farce,
a grumpy, greedy tired-arse,
who couldn’t even score one run last time he played.
Kerry Packer was a brothel chief,
a tax cheat and a kidney thief.
and procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made.
But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even **** turn into top blokes after death.
Belinda Emmett was a… (stopped by cast)
Remember all will be forgotten,
once we take our final breath..
yes even pervert motherf**kers,
even rampant child-abusers,
even local Baghdad looters,
even baby bunny rooters,
even reckless drunken drivers,
even rodent sperm imbibers,
even violent poofter bashers,
even public penis flashers,
even rotting corpse molesters,
even human piss ingesters,
even tiny kitten kickers,
even anal finger lickers,
even Anna ‘bloody’ Coren,
yes even she will be a top bloke after death.

[blackharted]

 ReaperMan, on Sep 1 2010, 12:56 PM, said:

No, we don't need him to make another thread.

Oh yes we do!

Thanks for reminding me!

[ReaperMan]

 Mr.Flibble, on Sep 1 2010, 11:36 PM, said:

Question of the moment:*
Which would be worse getting caught having sex with?
1) An animal
2) A dead person

How long has the person been dead?

[Master Fibbles]

 Lotan, on Sep 1 2010, 11:11 PM, said:

Since having sex with dead person is a felony it's pretty obvious which would be worse.

I'm talking about shock appeal here; not legal shit. Which would garner a more "holy shit, what the fuck are you doing?! That is fucking sick!" reaction from a person?

 ReaperMan, on Sep 2 2010, 09:58 AM, said:

How long has the person been dead?

That is an interesting question...After even a few years there isn't much left, is there...for it to be worth it, wouldn't the corpse have to fresh?*



*OK, that is some sick shit right there. Why am I commenting on carnal relations with corpses?

[blackharted]

 Mr.Flibble, on Sep 2 2010, 07:47 AM, said:

I'm talking about shock appeal here; not legal shit. Which would garner a more "holy shit, what the fuck are you doing?! That is fucking sick!" reaction from a person?


That is an interesting question...After even a few years there isn't much left, is there...for it to be worth it, wouldn't the corpse have to fresh?*



*OK, that is some sick shit right there. Why am I commenting on carnal relations with corpses?

Because your disgusting...........

[ReaperMan]

 Mr.Flibble, on Sep 2 2010, 10:47 AM, said:

wouldn't the corpse have to fresh?*

How fresh we are you talking about? Like died that day fresh or died last week decaying fresh? Also what if it was mummified?