[The Duke]

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[Kathy]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 22 2010, 09:52 PM, said:

Everyone has their good movies and their bad movies but the Director/Producer can't make crappy scripts or bad actors into good movies.

Producer/director choose whether or not to change script and both are responsable for choosing the right lead(at least) actors and enabling their acting skills.

[Shawneth]

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[The Duke]

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[ReaperMan]

I doubt that it would be any good.

[Shawneth]

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[Splat]

[canada4duke]

The Duke, on Aug 23 2010, 05:56 PM, said:

if duke nukem the movie comes out do you think it's going to be good

Depends on who the writers are and definitely who the director is.
I vote Seth McFarlane (Family Guy) to write the script and Micheal Bay (Transformers) to direct it.

[Master Fibbles]

Why Seth McFarlane? Family Guy isn't really Duke Nukem esque. Hell, none of his stuff is Duke Nukem esque.

Uwe Boll.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

canada4duke, on Aug 24 2010, 11:42 AM, said:

Depends on who the writers are and definitely who the director is.
I vote Seth McFarlane (Family Guy) to write the script and Micheal Bay (Transformers) to direct it.

That is an absolutely laughable choice. Seth McFarlane? His "humor" died out years ago.

Go the Expendables route. Get Sylvester Stallone to both script, direct, and produce.

Or, yeah, Uwe Boll. Can't be any worse than House Of The Dead, right?

[The Duke]

I'm sure that it's going to suck

[blackharted]

oporix, on Aug 21 2010, 08:20 AM, said:

IMO I don't think that it matter what director makes a movie. It is all about the way the movie is. An example of this is Steven Speilberg, He made LOADS of amazing movies but they were all good, until The newest Indiana Jones. That movie made me want to have the Duke Sprite be real. But that is because Steven made a bad movie, mabye it was by chance or he had the skill, but he eventullly failed. So far James Careron has not failed.

You are half right, as Speilberg DID make a bad movie BEFORE Indiana 4 and that is War or the Worlds.

BTW Mr.Flibble you are wrong as Avatar was amazing. Not just because of FX but the action was great as was the acting etc. etc.

[Master Fibbles]

The Mighty Bison, on Aug 24 2010, 02:59 PM, said:

Go the Expendables route. Get Sylvester Stallone to both script, direct, and produce.

That could work. Stallone is actually a pretty good action movie writer.

The Mighty Bison, on Aug 24 2010, 02:59 PM, said:

Or, yeah, Uwe Boll. Can't be any worse than House Of The Dead, right?

Postal wasn't bad...of course, that is only because Postal has no real story to truly mess up. Bloodrayne on the other hand....well, the few minutes or so of boobies was about the only good part of that movie.

Of course, I mention Uwe because he has that habit of buying up rights to make video game movies.

[blackharted]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 26 2010, 10:55 AM, said:

That could work. Stallone is actually a pretty good action movie writer.


Postal wasn't bad...of course, that is only because Postal has no real story to truly mess up. Bloodrayne on the other hand....well, the few minutes or so of boobies was about the only good part of that movie.

Of course, I mention Uwe because he has that habit of buying up rights to make video game movies.

Yes it was! DON'T PRAISE HIM!!!!!!

[Master Fibbles]

Avatar was Dances with Wolves, Pocahontas, and Cats thrown into a world much like Alien or Star Trek. It sucked because of the first three movies it reminded me of...

Postal was entertaining. That is all it had to do.

[blackharted]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 26 2010, 11:24 AM, said:

Avatar was Dances with Wolves, Pocahontas, and Cats thrown into a world much like Alien or Star Trek. It sucked because of the first three movies it reminded me of...

Postal was entertaining. That is all it had to do.

No. Avatar was great fun. If you praise Uwe Boll fuck off. The world doesn't need him.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

blackharted, on Aug 26 2010, 02:42 PM, said:

No. Avatar was great fun. If you praise Uwe Boll fuck off. The world doesn't need him.

Yes, it does. Uwe Boll is filling a vacuum. If he leaves, someone else will inevitably take his place and just as likely make even shittier movies.

[blackharted]

The Mighty Bison, on Aug 26 2010, 01:43 PM, said:

Yes, it does. Uwe Boll is filling a vacuum. If he leaves, someone else will inevitably take his place and just as likely make even shittier movies.

Its not possible to make wrose movies the Uwe Boll.

[Master Fibbles]

Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Kathy]

Nashville by R.Altman. Wanted to watch it for a long time. Today I did.

[blackharted]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 27 2010, 06:36 AM, said:

Star Wars Holiday Special.

Don't even mention that.

[Master Fibbles]

Hey, you are the one who tried to claim that Uwe Boll has made the worst movies of all time. I'm just pointing to something (objectively) worse than any Uwe Boll movie.

[blackharted]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 29 2010, 09:37 AM, said:

Hey, you are the one who tried to claim that Uwe Boll has made the worst movies of all time. I'm just pointing to something (objectively) worse than any Uwe Boll movie.

No. Nothing is worse then Uwe Boll.

[Master Fibbles]

...except the Star Wars Holiday Special...and some of the crap on Hulu or Netflix. Those B-movies that are basically porno scripts with most of the sex cut out.

[blackharted]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 29 2010, 10:49 AM, said:

...except the Star Wars Holiday Special...and some of the crap on Hulu or Netflix. Those B-movies that are basically porno scripts with most of the sex cut out.

No. NOTHING not even SWHS is wrose. Hell unlike Uwe Boll movies Hoilday Special had ONE (and only one) good thing about: It introduced Boba Fett.

[OpenMaw]

blackharted, on Aug 29 2010, 12:51 PM, said:

No. NOTHING not even SWHS is wrose. Hell unlike Uwe Boll movies Hoilday Special had ONE (and only one) good thing about: It introduced Boba Fett.

Holiday Special is definitly worse than anything UWE BOLL has made.

I can get some laughs out of an UWE BOLL session. I cant do that with Holiday Special.

...and F*CK Boba Fett. He's such a great Bounty Hunter that DARTH VADER HAS TO REMIND HIM NOT TO KILL THE BOUNTY! Thats like having to remind the mail man not to light the mail on fire.

[Master Fibbles]

Bounty can come as dead OR alive...or just alive in the case of Vader's demands.

However, that does not change the fact that the introduction of Boba Fett (in the cartoon, not the actual live action special itself) is not a truly redeeming quality to the Holiday Special. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can redeem the Star Wars Holiday Special. I watched that all the way through and I'm still not sure what I watched. I use that as a standard of bad high budget movies. Low budget movies have no standard.

[blackharted]

Mr.Flibble, on Aug 29 2010, 03:08 PM, said:

Bounty can come as dead OR alive...or just alive in the case of Vader's demands.

However, that does not change the fact that the introduction of Boba Fett (in the cartoon, not the actual live action special itself) is not a truly redeeming quality to the Holiday Special. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can redeem the Star Wars Holiday Special. I watched that all the way through and I'm still not sure what I watched. I use that as a standard of bad high budget movies. Low budget movies have no standard.

District 9 anyone?

[OpenMaw]

blackharted, on Aug 30 2010, 04:35 AM, said:

District 9 anyone?

Not a fair example. It had help that most low budget films do not get. Thanks to Peter Jackson's involvement.

[Master Fibbles]

By "no standard" I mean that you can't judge low budget movies on a standard of the "worst" simply because they all have different sets of skills thrown in. Some B-movies are actually really good movies that just don't get the publicity of a big budget film/producer. Other movies are poorly written and have actors who are trying too hard to be any good. There is such a diversity and no standard expectation.

I never saw District 9 so I can't comment on it. However, the fact that it even made headlines means it was good enough to get attention. Much like Napoleon Dynamite which was about as low budget as it gets but it made bank on being what it was.