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#20372 Posted 15 June 2018 - 06:05 PM
That's a big cat in that watermelon pic.
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#20374 Posted 17 June 2018 - 10:28 AM
Happy Father's Day to all you dads who aren't deadbeats and wifebeaters. You're making a difference.
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#20376 Posted 17 June 2018 - 05:17 PM
This thread is cracking me up. Only about 650 more pages to go. And then it'll be up to 800.
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#20377 Posted 17 June 2018 - 07:32 PM
Mark Charles, on 17 June 2018 - 05:17 PM, said:
This thread is cracking me up. Only about 650 more pages to go. And then it'll be up to 800.
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#20379 Posted 18 June 2018 - 03:07 AM
I'm guessing he means that he is attempting to read all the posts and has 650 pages left to read. By the time he is caught up to today's posts the thread will be up to 800 pages. He'll never catch up. So, I think he was just making a joke.
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#20380 Posted 18 June 2018 - 05:03 AM
I'd be too scared to go back and read some of the crap I posted.
5+ years of narcotic pain pills for the destroyed spine, and a cocktail of designer mood pills to help with the nightmares and crippling depression.
Not exactly the most stable of personalities. (not that I'm currently unicorn rainbow shart and pixie jizz, but I'd like to think I'm a little more consistent with my idiocy)
5+ years of narcotic pain pills for the destroyed spine, and a cocktail of designer mood pills to help with the nightmares and crippling depression.
Not exactly the most stable of personalities. (not that I'm currently unicorn rainbow shart and pixie jizz, but I'd like to think I'm a little more consistent with my idiocy)
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#20382 Posted 18 June 2018 - 07:28 PM
Johnboy EGA
Johnboy CGA
Johnboy RGB
Johnboy CGA
Johnboy RGB
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#20384 Posted 18 June 2018 - 09:39 PM
I may have just discovered why I feel so odd and out of place with this world. It's a bit outside the normal way of thinking, but it has something to do with being a spiritual wanderer, lightworker, or an old soul.
It all makes sense now!
It all makes sense now!
This post has been edited by Jeff: 18 June 2018 - 09:41 PM
#20386 Posted 19 June 2018 - 07:05 AM
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to find someone with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious lady with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I'm older and wiser now & looking for a woman with big tits
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to find someone with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious lady with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I'm older and wiser now & looking for a woman with big tits
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#20387 Posted 19 June 2018 - 08:28 AM
"They're all crazy. There's no where to go. Real courage is looking in the face of crazy and staying."
-Owen Benjamin
-Owen Benjamin
#20388 Posted 19 June 2018 - 08:30 AM
I've never had a girlfriend, and I'm okay with it. Plenty of women hitting on me though.
Getting into relationships with people just seems complicated, so I tend to avoid them whenever possible.
Getting into relationships with people just seems complicated, so I tend to avoid them whenever possible.
This post has been edited by Jeff: 19 June 2018 - 08:33 AM
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#20390 Posted 19 June 2018 - 11:29 AM
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#20395 Posted 19 June 2018 - 10:46 PM
Agreed
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#20399 Posted 20 June 2018 - 09:22 AM
I'm going to guess that the museum installed an app running through wifi instead of having a human tour guide. The kids have to whip out their phones.
#20400 Posted 20 June 2018 - 09:38 AM
Mark., on 20 June 2018 - 09:22 AM, said:
I'm going to guess that the museum installed an app running through wifi instead of having a human tour guide. The kids have to whip out their phones.
Yeah the actual story of that picture is they are reading up on what is on display.
Plastic signs are more expensive than websites.
