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User is offline   Wienerhole 

  • Only A Man

#16831

Curiouser and curiouser, Forge.

"sand farmers"

I don't buy that you buy that.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#16832

View PostCharlesT, on 08 March 2015 - 07:21 PM, said:

"sand farmers"

I don't buy that you buy that.

Desert Nomads? Jawas? Arrakeen Worm Riders?

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#16833

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 06:39 PM, said:

ps. I was out all day amongst the 100acre wood,

...and your mind just wandered of its own accord....


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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16834

It's more fun when you atleast try to have a point.


It's seriously 100 acres.
You picked up on my word-play ... surely you have the mind of a genius.

This post has been edited by Robman: 08 March 2015 - 08:24 PM

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#16835

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 08:21 PM, said:

It's more fun when you atleast try to have a point.

....and here I though you were good at drawing invisible lines between imaginary points

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 08:21 PM, said:

It's seriously 100 acres.

:)
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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16836

I officially consider you to be clinically retarded.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#16837

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 08:26 PM, said:

I officially consider you to be clinically retarded.

Coming from an illiterate, I'm surprised you can form complete sentences.

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16838

View PostForge, on 08 March 2015 - 08:34 PM, said:

Coming from an illiterate, I'm surprised you can form complete sentences.


Coming from a satanic hooker, I'm surprised you're not off f*cking a corpse.
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User is offline   Mblackwell 

  • Evil Overlord

#16839

Whoah, how would the corpse pay?
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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #16840

View PostRobman, on 26 February 2015 - 07:22 AM, said:

Flawed on so many levels, not sure if I want to even waste the time.

The same train of thought brought this gem my way:

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View PostRobman, on 01 March 2015 - 07:08 PM, said:

You're a male and don't know what your penis is for.

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 04:08 PM, said:

Now, also couple this with early education of sexual activity, where as if they just knew people pee and poo out of there, the majority would treat it as such until a later age.

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View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 04:08 PM, said:

It's basically a fast track to the robbing of innocence.

You lose your innocence when you learn about death, not sex.

Social conservatism is a self-fulfilling belief. There is no reason for sex to be taboo. Except, of course, religious fundamentalism (i.e. delusion).
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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #16841

View PostHendricks266, on 20 February 2015 - 06:25 PM, said:

Your claim is unfalsifiable nonsense.

I have a pet dragon.
>Where?
Outside.
>I don't see it.
It's invisible.
>I'm waving my arms around but I can't feel it.
It's noncorporeal.
>I'm aiming an infrared camera but can't see any heat.
It neither emits nor receives radiation of any kind.
>Where do you keep its food?
It doesn't need any.

View PostCharlesT, on 20 February 2015 - 07:18 PM, said:

Stop when the light is red, Go when the light is green.
> What is this red and green nonsense you are talking about?
The top light is red, the bottom light is green.
> They are exactly the same. I just stop when the top light is brighter.
No, one is red, and one is green.
> You're strange.

Imagine how frustrating it would be to a person who could see Red/Green if Red/Green colorblindness was the norm.

What separates your example from mine is the following.

>If I can't test your claim for myself, how can you prove to me what you're saying?

For a failure in perception like colorblindness: "Let me show you the evidence."

For unfalsifiable claims like my pet dragon and "everyone everywhere has covered it up": "You'll just have to believe me."
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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16842

View PostHendricks266, on 08 March 2015 - 09:11 PM, said:

You lose your innocence when you learn about death, not sex.

Social conservatism is a self-fulfilling belief. There is no reason for sex to be taboo. Except, of course, religious fundamentalism (i.e. delusion).


I love how you're wrong about pretty much everything.

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in·no·cence
ˈinəsəns/
noun
noun: innocence

-the state, quality, or fact of being innocent of a crime or offense.
"they must prove their innocence"

-lack of guile or corruption; purity.
"the healthy bloom in her cheeks gave her an aura of innocence"

-used euphemistically to refer to a person's virginity.
"they'd avenge assaults on her innocence by others"
synonyms: virginity, chastity, chasteness, purity; More

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No, really.. it's almost like you say something completely wrong just to hear me correct you.
This thread is losing it's entertainment value.

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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #16843

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 09:24 PM, said:

in·no·cence
ˈinəsəns/
noun

-used euphemistically to refer to a person's virginity.

>implying a slang use of a term is the same as its actual definition

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 04:08 PM, said:

It's basically a fast track to the robbing of virginity. If there's one thing the lord speaks of, it's how wrong it is to steal the virginity of children.

There's a reason the epitome of the loss of virginity is linked to sexual activity.

Satan takes joy in the robbing of the virginity of children.

It's not good to steal the virginity of youth. Every other evil feeding law/agenda/ideal is coming in place, so why not that eh? I do not like this happening.

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 09:24 PM, said:

I love how you're wrong about pretty much everything.

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16844

Are you on drugs?
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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #16845

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 09:24 PM, said:

No, really.. it's almost like you say something completely wrong just to hear me correct you.
This thread is losing it's entertainment value.

Conversely, your shitposts are easier to debunk as you continue to make them. Getting tired?

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 09:38 PM, said:

Are you on drugs?

None.
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#16846

Don't make him go down that road.

What are we talking about anyway? I want bullet points, I can't follow this shit.
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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #16847

View PostHigh Treason, on 08 March 2015 - 09:42 PM, said:

What are we talking about anyway? I want bullet points, I can't follow this shit.

If Robman rips the bong, and no one is around to hear it in desolate Nowhere, Canada, does it make a sound?
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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16848

Toronto Ontario, Ontario's capital city, population 2.5 million. Distance from me? 1 hour.

You've been debunking what I say? Because it looks like you're modding what I say.
Tell me.. what colour unicorns pick you up for school in the morning?

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#16849

@Hendricks; I was actually replying to Robman... You must have posted whilst I was writing. In answer to your question, of course it makes a sound, it's simple physics; vibrations in the air and all that.

@Robman; Is unicorn "in the sticks" speak for luxury automobile? I don't suppose you see that many of them in the middle of nowhere, unless the joyriders crash one in the ditch around your field and light it on fire.

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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #16850

View PostHigh Treason, on 08 March 2015 - 10:00 PM, said:

In answer to your question, of course it makes a sound, it's simple physics; vibrations in the air and all that.

You and I know that, but that didn't stop the morons at my junior high school from insisting that it didn't.

View PostHigh Treason, on 08 March 2015 - 10:00 PM, said:

@Robman; Is unicorn "in the sticks" speak for luxury automobile?


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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16851

View PostHigh Treason, on 08 March 2015 - 10:00 PM, said:

@Robman; Is unicorn "in the sticks" speak for luxury automobile? I don't suppose you see that many of them in the middle of nowhere, unless the joyriders crash one in the ditch around your field and light it on fire.


Says the guy with no car.
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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16852

Since you like arguing with me so much Hendricks, I've heard the longer you play in traffic, the more innocent you become.

vir·gin·i·ty
vərˈjinədē/
noun
noun: virginity

the state of never having had sexual intercourse.
"he lost his virginity in college"
synonyms: chastity, maidenhood, maidenhead, honor, purity, innocence; More
celibacy, abstinence;
informal,cherry;
archaicvirtue
"the sleazy tabloids speculated on the loss of her virginity"
the state of being naive, innocent, or inexperienced in a particular context.
"his political virginity"

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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #16853

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 10:12 PM, said:

the state of being naive, innocent, or inexperienced in a particular context.
"his political virginity"

>innocence means virginity
>virginity means innocence


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#16854

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 10:10 PM, said:

Says the guy with no car.


You do not understand, that fact that I neither own a car nor a license to drive one has little bearing on whether I drive one or not.

Besides, I don't need to own one, I'm within walking distance of everything anyway.
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#16855

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 10:12 PM, said:

Since you like arguing with me so much Hendricks, I've heard the longer you play in traffic, the more innocent you become.

Virginity means innocence? If a guy never had sex, but constantly insert objects in his anus and masturbates watching creepy pornographic videos, is he still innocent?

View PostHendricks266, on 08 March 2015 - 09:11 PM, said:

You lose your innocence when you learn about death, not sex.

Dunno about that. I think small kids and animals instinctively know they can be destroyed. Perhaps it's when you realize that all these histories about life after death are not true.

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User is offline   Mblackwell 

  • Evil Overlord

#16856

Innocence leads children to pull the wings off of a butterfly, or yank the tail of a dog, or smack their mother in the face repeatedly. They don't want to hurt things, but it's just simple curiosity with no knowledge of the consequences. Innocence.

Spoiler

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#16857

View PostRobman, on 08 March 2015 - 09:46 PM, said:

Toronto Ontario, Ontario's capital city, population 2.5 million. Distance from me? 1 hour.

^
Canadian
Conspiracy Theorist Nutjob
Plays in 100 acre wood
Fails to get references to Winnie the Pooh (which is like the Canadian state bird or something - might as well be since he'll have to 'google it' to find out Canada is not a state)
Has to change the channel for his Dad on their Magic Hillbilly Voodoo Box or he'll be stuck on the MSN start-up page.

Guessing excess time annoying people on a forum is due to the fact that either there is no sister, or she wisely moved too far away to endure excessive brotherly love.

Backwoods bumpkin illiterate at its finest. Thank the computer gods for spell check and speech recognition programs.

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This post has been edited by Forge: 09 March 2015 - 07:30 AM

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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#16858

And BlackCat wonders why I call some people retards.

This post has been edited by Robman: 09 March 2015 - 10:13 AM

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User is offline   Kyanos 

#16859

View PostForge, on 09 March 2015 - 07:21 AM, said:

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AOL was the first logo I noticed with the all seeing eye.

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User is offline   Hank 

#16860

Canadian computer connected ... no ... cancel, info over load, shit, disconnect, too late :)
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