[Master Fibbles]

This is your government. Faceless, nameless, but "very truly yours"

I figure as long as I don't exit my letter with "Allah be praised" with no signature, I'll be fine. I can be snarky as long as I'm not a terrorist.

[The Commander]

[Lunick]

I love Fox

[Master Fibbles]

The Commander, on 08 January 2014 - 06:55 PM, said:

The really scary thing is that those areas aren't even the coldest in the States.

[Hendricks266]

The Commander, on 08 January 2014 - 06:55 PM, said:

I especially like this image because the weather map is from my local TV station and I live on this map.

Into the Facebook it goes!

[Person of Color]

Hendricks266, on 08 January 2014 - 09:03 PM, said:

Into the Facebook it goes!

Beat you to it

[Ronin]

Metal Gear Rising is on Steam with all dlc included for only 19.99, I played the hell out of it on the 360 it's a great, bloody, fist full of violence and nonsense with excellent swordplay so I'd recommend it if you like games like DmC e.t.c.
I might buy it again to see what the dlc is like and for the sharper graphics as I had a lot of fun with it. I am going to wait to see if there are any problems with the port though before buying, there are no reviews up yet.

Try it, it's insane.

[Master Fibbles]

It happened...a bot (24 year old female who is bored and feels naughty?) talked to me on GTalk...it has happened...Google is not at the level of AOL at its prime.

[Fox]

[The Commander]

Dumb shit thread? ^

[Lunick]

Some sweet ass biscuits

[Hendricks266]

If you cut them parallel to the ground, could you use them to make ass burgers?

[Fox]

[TerminX]

Fox, on 09 January 2014 - 06:16 PM, said:

This guy actually died. He broke a bunch of bones and then killed himself in his garage by way of carbon monoxide poisoning after being unable to take living life as a cripple.

What an idiot.

[Lunick]

TerminX, on 09 January 2014 - 10:35 PM, said:

This guy actually died. He broke a bunch of bones and then killed himself in his garage by way of carbon monoxide poisoning after being unable to take living life as a cripple.

What an idiot.

Oh...

[Fox]

Broke a bunch of bones? I think his pelvis and ribs switched places.

[OpenMaw]

As an intense arachnophobe I just want to thank the Duke4net forumers at large for the last couple pages. It was like.... Slipping into a warm bath.... FILLED WITH SPIDERS OH GOD GET IT OFF ME AHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

TerminX, on 09 January 2014 - 10:35 PM, said:

This guy actually died. He broke a bunch of bones and then killed himself in his garage by way of carbon monoxide poisoning after being unable to take living life as a cripple.

What an idiot.

Seriously? He couldn't become a guidance counselor, or write a book about his accident, or... Anything? Turn the dumbassity into something useful? Ugh...

[Jeff]

Not scared of spiders, but I'm scared of bees. Got stung by one around 10 years ago. Every time one flies near me I start freaking out.

[Jimmy]

I love bees. The trick is to be as calm as possible and gently coax them into flying away. They are one of the most important species on the planet.

[TerminX]

Commando Nukem, on 09 January 2014 - 11:29 PM, said:

Seriously? He couldn't become a guidance counselor, or write a book about his accident, or... Anything? Turn the dumbassity into something useful? Ugh...

It's actually even worse than that. His name was Colin Winkelmann and he made enough of a recovery to walk unassisted 6 months later. He was just too much of a pussy to deal with the fact that he had a limp and would possibly never get to ride a bicycle again.

Yeah, he killed himself because walking wasn't good enough and he wanted to ride bikes instead. I actually forgot about the fairly advanced recovery he made before offing himself just 13 months after his accident. Apparently he still holds the world record for longest BMX jump for jumping over 13 Ford Expeditions. Evel Knievel he was not.

[Lunick]

Jimmy, on 09 January 2014 - 11:40 PM, said:

I love bees. The trick is to be as calm as possible and gently coax them into flying away. They are one of the most important species on the planet.

Jimmy is a softie.

[Person of Color]

TerminX, on 10 January 2014 - 12:41 AM, said:

13 Ford Expeditions

Four of which had a working transmission.

[Lunick]

[Kathy]

Commando Nukem, on 09 January 2014 - 11:29 PM, said:

Seriously? He couldn't become a guidance counselor, or write a book about his accident, or... Anything? Turn the dumbassity into something useful? Ugh...

I wouldn't want to live as a cripple either.

TerminX, on 10 January 2014 - 12:41 AM, said:

He was just too much of a pussy to deal with the fact that he had a limp and would possibly never get to ride a bicycle again.Yeah, he killed himself because walking wasn't good enough and he wanted to ride bikes instead.

Because riding bikes was his life.

[Radar]

Just in case Kathy's sympathy towards suicide wasn't obvious enough already. LOL

[Daedolon]

Pound my pad, eh?

[Hendricks266]

AviSynth kicks ass at making frame-accurate gifs from videos.

[faked]

I really like your post,Hendricks.Hope you have a good day or evening!

[Hendricks266]

Thank you, grouchbag, and best wishes to you too.

[Forge]

grouchbag, on 10 January 2014 - 05:19 AM, said:

I really like your post,Hendricks.Hope you have a good day or evening!

HA! I knew it. Bake us some brownies