[Sangman]

You guys are ridiculously boring.

[Alan]

[Master Fibbles]

Today is pay day. My life is more awesome than all of yours.

[Lunick]

[Kathy]

Mr.Flibble, on 05 September 2013 - 05:54 PM, said:

Today is pay day. My life is more awesome than all of yours.

Whatever, I'm gonna buy SSD today.

[Alan]

[Person of Color]

Whelp, neither Cisco nor Pearson Vue were of any help.

It's no big deal. It's not like I'll be in the position to order $10,000 worth of Juniper hardware in ten years time...

[Hendricks266]

Mr.Flibble, on 05 September 2013 - 05:54 PM, said:

Today is pay day. My life is more awesome than all of yours.

My university is giving me so many merit scholarships that it is actually paying me to attend. This is a public institution too, ranked #5 for Computer Engineering.

[Radar]

Hendricks266, on 27 August 2013 - 06:14 PM, said:

Yesterday, I had the first session of my four-week, zero credit-hour, ENG 100 "Engineering Orientation" class. (mandatory graduation requirement for all freshman) Our ELA (Engineering Learning Assistant, basically a glorified TA if you know what that is) instructed my class to move our desks in a circle. Starting with the ELA we had to come up with an adjective that started with the same first letter as our names, and then repeat everyone's adjective and name who went before you. Being an engineering class, if the class didn't already have plenty of students with ethnic names, usually it was compounded with chronic mumblers. So we gradually went around the circle.

"Sexy Sid"
"Cool Cody"
"Plastic Platon"
"Super Sahil"
"Eloquent Evan" [me]
"Bangin' Brian"
"Michael" [a guy from China who couldn't remember anyone's names or think of a word starting with M]
"Wild Wayne"
"Excellent Edward"
"Jolly Jimmy"
"Raging Rahul"
"Breakfast-Loving Berk"
"Jacked Jerry"
etc.

Dude, we just played this game in my CISCO class. Guess who I was?

DUKING DANIEL!!!!11 HAIL 2 TEH K1NG BABAY!!!

[Master Fibbles]

Hendricks266, on 06 September 2013 - 02:39 PM, said:

My university is giving me so many merit scholarships that it is actually paying me to attend. This is a public institution too, ranked #5 for Computer Engineering.

Rock on, man. That is the best thing that could happen to a college student these days. After that there is job opportunities on campus.

[Mark]

Hendricks266, on 06 September 2013 - 02:39 PM, said:

My university is giving me so many merit scholarships that it is actually paying me to attend. This is a public institution too, ranked #5 for Computer Engineering.

Good job. I looked up merit scholarships on google and it said the finalists are the top 1 percent of applicants. Don't let the "99 percenters" hear about it. They will bring their "occupy protests" to you.

[Hendricks266]

The funny thing is that I didn't even apply for them. The university just gave them to me based on the information in my application to get into the school.

[Jimmy]

I'm working on scraping the paint off every house in a neighbourhood, so that I can then paint the entire neighbourhood.

I fell off the ladder today.
I'm not dead. Dammit!
Foiled again!

[Person of Color]

Jimmy, on 06 September 2013 - 04:46 PM, said:

I fell off the ladder today.

I BET THE JEWS DID THIS!

I just found a Staples receipt with a service plan I don't even remember buying. $90 gift card, here I come! Gonna get me am upgraded motherboard!

[Jeff]

I vaguely remember finding a $20 bill in my jacket that I forgot I had put in there. Oh, and a chocolate bar as well.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Jeff, on 07 September 2013 - 08:27 AM, said:

I vaguely remember finding a $20 bill in my jacket that I forgot I had put in there.

I'll bet the Jews had nothing to do with that.

[Person of Color]

Ms. Radar, on 06 September 2013 - 02:47 PM, said:

Dude, we just played this game in my CISCO class. Guess who I was?

DUKING DANIEL!!!!11 HAIL 2 TEH K1NG BABAY!!!

What module are you in?

Also, check this glorious video out:

[Radar]

Viper The Rapper, on 07 September 2013 - 08:54 AM, said:

What module are you in?

I don't know. How do I found out?

[Person of Color]

Well if your school is an accredited Cisco Network Academy, it's a four module course. Netspace should tell you. I don't know how to look it up though, I was in the old Acadamy Connection system so Netspace is nearly blank for me.

Just curious, what version of the curriculum are you using? I was using 4.0. Have they switched you over to the new CCNA 2.0 stuff yet?

[Lunick]

[Master Fibbles]

Alcohol makes me horny. That is all.

[Fox]

The baserape in Battlefield BC2 Vietnam is so retarded, you had have more fun shooting fishes in a barrel.

[The Commander]

I don't have Vietnam, herd it was a waste of money from a few friends so I just stick to BC2

[Jeff]

Dirtiest house in America (2008)

[The Commander]

I am not familiar with the original song of the second parody.

[Mark]

Mr.Flibble, on 07 September 2013 - 05:29 PM, said:

Alcohol makes me horny. That is all.

Note to self: Do not go out drinking with Mr. Flibble !!!

[Kathy]

Mark., on 08 September 2013 - 11:00 AM, said:

Mr.Flibble, on 07 September 2013 - 05:29 PM, said:

Alcohol makes me horny. That is all.

Note to self: Do not go out drinking with Mr. Flibble !!!

Note to self: Go out with a drunk Mr.Flibble.

[Person of Color]

You want some 4loko hun?

[Kathy]

What's 4loko?

[Mark]

An alcohol loaded energy drink.