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User is offline   Sangman 

#9721

View PostKathy, on 04 August 2013 - 02:39 PM, said:

It'll do.


Was someone I met IRL. Whilst we were dating (were because I'm pretty sure I'm done with it now) she's been messing with me a bit too much and did some stuff with another dude. Not exactly cheating since we weren't together but she explicitly requested me not to do such things so fuck that shit.

She's not a bad girl but the differences between us are just too great.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#9722

so basically she wants you exclusively for her amusement, but she can run around and do as she likes? fuck that. that's still "cheating" no matter how she justifies it.

get revenge before you go your own way.

get her in the sack at her place, put her in the huckle-buckle with her ankles up by her ears, hit it long stroke style, a few minutes in "accidentally" back stroke a little too far so your dick comes out then slam it in her ass. see how hard she bangs her noggin on the head board. say, "sorry" then wipe your pecker off on her pillow as you mention that maybe its time, "we start seeing other people".
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User is offline   Sangman 

#9723

 Forge, on 05 August 2013 - 09:41 AM, said:

so basically she wants you exclusively for her amusement, but she can run around and do as she likes? fuck that. that's still "cheating" no matter how she justifies it.


That is indeed what it seems like.


Anyway I don't feel the need for petty revenge. After she told me we just had some mindblowing adult funtimes. Works for me.
I just "broke up" with her (basically telling her I'm no longer interested) and she took it well... Better than the last one who called me an asshole and never wanted to see me again. Somewhere further down the line maybe we can still be friends but for now I need to not see her for a while.

Neeeeeext!

This post has been edited by Sangman: 05 August 2013 - 10:03 AM

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User is offline   Inspector Lagomorf 

  • Glory To Motherland!

#9724

 Sangman, on 05 August 2013 - 10:02 AM, said:

I just "broke up" with her (basically telling her I'm no longer interested) and she took it well... Better than the last one who called me an asshole and never wanted to see me again. Somewhere further down the line maybe we can still be friends but for now I need to not see her for a while.


Make sure you stick to your guns on this one. I know all too well the type you're dealing with and they will try to find a way to get you back just for the sex.
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User is offline   Sangman 

#9725

I don't mind fuckbuddies but if one of the parties has feelings (in this case it was me as much as that might make me a pussy) it doesn't really work :P
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#9726

fuckbuddies are fine if you don't mind the fact that you're basically rubbing dicks with the other dozen guys she's been humping
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User is offline   Sangman 

#9727

Unless you go for an "exclusive fuckbuddy" kind of deal which is what I was doing but then you're in this moral grey zone between being fuckbuddies and being in a relationship and it's just quite maddening.

I guess it's a character flaw: I don't mind having someone just for sex with no emotional commitment but then I get annoyed if they have sex with other people as well :P
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#9728

separating physical and emotional relationships is not a very easy thing to do. i wouldn't call it a character flaw.
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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#9729

I fucking love Forge.
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User is offline   Kathy 

#9730

 Sangman, on 05 August 2013 - 09:31 AM, said:

Not exactly cheating since we weren't together but she explicitly requested me not to do such things so fuck that shit.

Did you request the same? I can't see someone specifically bringing up the topic of "don't cheat" if that person isn't willing to do the same.

 Forge, on 05 August 2013 - 09:41 AM, said:

get her in the sack at her place, put her in the huckle-buckle with her ankles up by her ears, hit it long stroke style, a few minutes in "accidentally" back stroke a little too far so your dick comes out then slam it in her ass. see how hard she bangs her noggin on the head board. say, "sorry" then wipe your pecker off on her pillow as you mention that maybe its time, "we start seeing other people".

What the... :P

 Forge, on 05 August 2013 - 10:32 AM, said:

fuckbuddies are fine if you don't mind the fact that you're basically rubbing dicks with the other dozen guys she's been humping

For her it would be likewise so what's your point here?
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User is offline   Sangman 

#9731

 Kathy, on 05 August 2013 - 12:46 PM, said:

Did you request the same? I can't see someone specifically bringing up the topic of "don't cheat" if that person isn't willing to do the same.


Yeah I did but to be honest I just wanted to vent for a bit, just took a good shit and I'm relaxed now. I'd rather not dwell on this too much. :P
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User is offline   Kathy 

#9732

 Sangman, on 05 August 2013 - 12:50 PM, said:

Yeah I did but to be honest I just wanted to vent for a bit,

Then she wasn't that nice, if she agreed and casualy broke the agreement.

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just took a good shit and I'm relaxed now.

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I'd rather not dwell on this too much. :P

At least you had sex. Most my "dating" ends up with misery and no sex.
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User is offline   Radar 

  • King of SOVL

#9733

 Hank, on 05 August 2013 - 01:43 AM, said:

V8 sounds like the health drink, try a V12, and a get a hot one
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Yes, brilliant solution. You know that car is $500,000?

 Sangman, on 05 August 2013 - 10:27 AM, said:

I don't mind fuckbuddies but if one of the parties has feelings (in this case it was me as much as that might make me a pussy) it doesn't really work :P


Which will always to one of the persons involved eventually. No way do they work out in the end.

 Sangman, on 05 August 2013 - 10:36 AM, said:

Unless you go for an "exclusive fuckbuddy" kind of deal which is what I was doing


What do you mean? Like, you were the only sex partner she had? Yeah, right.

This post has been edited by Ms. Radar: 05 August 2013 - 01:59 PM

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User is offline   Sangman 

#9734

 Ms. Radar, on 05 August 2013 - 01:51 PM, said:

What do you mean? Like, you were the only sex partner she had? Yeah, right.


Yeah. You seem a little jaded. She might have done something with that one dude but she was honest about it and confessed the next day.

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Then she wasn't that nice, if she agreed and casualy broke the agreement.


Nothing casual about it, she felt guilty as balls. But I guess now you're going to say that was an act :P

Honestly I didn't care that much about the cheating per se (I was surprised at myself for not caring at all) but it makes for a better story than just "our differences in personality are just too big for a relationship to work".

This post has been edited by Sangman: 05 August 2013 - 02:23 PM

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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#9735

 Forge, on 04 August 2013 - 09:55 PM, said:

people will still get something too fast and drive like an idiot
if it isn't a mustang, it'll be a camaro, or a charger

growing a mullet and drinking cheap pilsner is mandatory if you are going to own one of these models


I drank two of these the other night. GUUUILLLTYYY!

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P.S. I fucking love you. I love people with no filter. No hetero. Or maybe it's the Natty talking.

This post has been edited by Viper The Rapper: 05 August 2013 - 02:27 PM

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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#9736

I forsee myself getting a phone call around 11:30.

"Look Jim... here's the deal... Jim..... I'm.... I'm a good person, Jim. That's all there is to it. I'm just a good person.

Hold on... Jim.. Hold on. I gotta.... I gotta piss. I'm gonna piss in the washing machine. Jim... can you hear me? I'm pissing in the washing machine, Jim."
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User is online   Lunick 

#9737



For Jimmy.

This post has been edited by Lunick: 05 August 2013 - 06:32 PM

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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#9738

Was this game built on the Turok engine or something? Jesus.
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User is offline   Kathy 

#9739

 Sangman, on 05 August 2013 - 02:21 PM, said:

Nothing casual about it, she felt guilty as balls. But I guess now you're going to say that was an act :P

No, I would say she's okay.
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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #9740

Tomorrow morning I get my wisdom teeth extracted. See you all as soon as the fog of the painkillers lifts.
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User is online   Lunick 

#9741

 Hendricks266, on 05 August 2013 - 10:18 PM, said:

Tomorrow morning I get my wisdom teeth extracted. See you all as soon as the fog of the painkillers lifts.


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User is offline   Micky C 

  • Honored Donor

#9742

 Hendricks266, on 05 August 2013 - 10:18 PM, said:

Tomorrow morning I get my wisdom teeth extracted. See you all as soon as the fog of the painkillers lifts.


Puffy cheeks awaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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User is offline   Radar 

  • King of SOVL

#9743

When I got my wisdom out, I remember taking two vicodins just because I felt like it. If I kept my body completely still for 10 seconds, it would go numb. Was weird and awesome at the same time.
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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#9744

NO. I want to see you on drugs, Hendricks. This could be beautiful.
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User is offline   blackharted3 

  • Resident Dufus

#9745

 Ms. Radar, on 04 August 2013 - 09:43 PM, said:

But the Ford Mustang should be banned. Why are you condoning these killing machines?

It's only a killing machine if driven by an old person :P

EDIT: Oh and as you may have guessed, my leg is finally starting to heal properly! Yay for me :P

This post has been edited by Duel: 06 August 2013 - 05:01 AM

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User is online   Lunick 

#9746


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User is offline   Kathy 

#9747

Almost was ready to buy plasma Panasonic ST60 with raving reviews about its picture quality, but found out in has a nasty input lag of 70+ms which will be worrisome on console games. Probably gonna stay on my 5 year old LCD then and wait for OLED.

Hmmm. Just tested my monitor vs tv. The lag difference was 50ms. Since my monitor's lag is 10ms then TV's could be at most 60ms. If count into that some possible lag in my test because of dvi/hdmi/receiver/nvidia, it might go down with a proper testing. But it won't be that different from my current situation. Hmm....

This post has been edited by Kathy: 06 August 2013 - 08:23 AM

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User is offline   ReaperMan 

#9748


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User is offline   Person of Color 

  • Senior Unpaid Intern at Viceland

#9749

 Jimmy, on 05 August 2013 - 06:25 PM, said:

I forsee myself getting a phone call around 11:30.

"Look Jim... here's the deal... Jim..... I'm.... I'm a good person, Jim. That's all there is to it. I'm just a good person.

Hold on... Jim.. Hold on. I gotta.... I gotta piss. I'm gonna piss in the washing machine. Jim... can you hear me? I'm pissing in the washing machine, Jim."


Hey hey hey...ALLEGEDLY pissed in the washing machine. I was fucking black out drunk.

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 Hendricks266, on 05 August 2013 - 10:18 PM, said:

Tomorrow morning I get my wisdom teeth extracted. See you all as soon as the fog of the painkillers lifts.


You misspelled fun.

This post has been edited by Viper The Rapper: 06 August 2013 - 09:33 AM

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User is offline   Jimmy 

  • Let's go Brandon!

#9750

It's okay, you poured bleach in there and turned it on. It's sanitary.
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