[rasmus thorup]

Now let's see for a sec. You told me that you had relationship problems, i refer to that, and then i am the asshole here? oh dear, you are obviously offended because i told you that girls like things that you can't live up to. I never really liked you 3 members here anyways, so bye

[Ronin]

Burnett, on 11 December 2012 - 06:27 AM, said:

Is it normal for people at work to share those kind of stories? I'm always freaking out when someone at work start talking about personal stuff. Can't imagine someone telling about sexual stuff...

I don't know about normal, but when you work in kitchens you meet all sorts of unusual people. This particular guy is a bit of a lunatic, but I don't mind I tend to get on well with loons, I find them interesting.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

rasmus thorup, on 11 December 2012 - 01:58 PM, said:

Now let's see for a sec. You told me that you had relationship problems, i refer to that, and then i am the asshole here? oh dear, you are obviously offended because i told you that girls like things that you can't live up to.

No, I am offended because you are an illiterate dumbass.

[High Treason]

rasmus thorup, on 11 December 2012 - 07:23 AM, said:

I don't know how you look, and i honestly don't care because i'm not gonna date you >.> But since you are here, i suspect that you have long hair and beard too. If that's true then i can't blame the ladies. If you really wanted a real girlfriend, then start working out and upgrade your looks. This is harsh post, but some people needs a push, including myself

Actually, nope, the long hair is gone and the beard is only around when I can't afford razor blades, I also cycle >50 miles a week (except the past month in which I've had a broken wheel and been too ill anyway) so I don't have time to work out and doubt that I need to.

I don't change my looks for anybody, that's just dishonest and would likely damage any relationship in the long run... Women always know when you're lying or trying to be something you are not anyway and they really don't like it.

Achnear said:

As a response to this and some other posts above complaining about shallow folks on dating sites, great matches are hard to find. Especially for you folks... Given the content and layout of your posts, I assume that most of you have above-average IQs.

186 at the last test [/arrogant grin] - makes socialising difficult because people find it hard to keep up with me, most of my friends and family have similar levels of intelligence to me.

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I have found that the best thing to do is to stay local and try to meet up with people who have similar interests. Join night classes at the local community college. When you go to bars or dating websites, you are polling the general population - and let's face it, the general population is dumb as a carton of eggs.

The first sentence is what I do online. There are various reasons why I can not enter an educational establishment, mostly because the government would stop my money (which they recently lowered the payments of again). The general population's stupidity annoys me to no end.

[Sangman]

 rasmus thorup, on 11 December 2012 - 01:58 PM, said:

oh dear, you are obviously offended because i told you that girls like things that you can't live up to.

It is pretty apparent that you need to hang out with girls more if you truly believe they only want some hot jock with a sixpack :/

[Inspector Lagomorf]

 Sangman, on 11 December 2012 - 02:40 PM, said:

It is pretty apparent that you need to hang out with girls more if you truly believe they only want some hot jock with a sixpack :/

Now granted, much like married women who watch Twilight, girls would like to hook up with a hot jock with a sixpack... But a long-term committed relationship? They know full well that looks are only superficial.

At least, one can hope.

[CruX]

No, of course, it isn't about looks and a girl that only pays attention to that obviously isn't worth pursuing. But being in decent shape always helps, if only for the sake of your confidence. And maybe I'm just shitty and superficial, but nothing boosts my confidence like knowing I've got a little something for my girl to oggle

[TerminX]

 High Treason, on 11 December 2012 - 02:30 PM, said:

186 at the last test

Lol, what kind of fucking retard goes on a Duke Nukem forum and claims his IQ is higher than Stephen Hawking?

[High Treason]

I don't know what Stephen Hawking's IQ is though. If you wan't I'll go back and edit it to lie about the result of my test.

I don't set much store by IQ anyway, a friend of mine scored 207 and he's not as smart as I am, but another guy I knew only scored around 90 and he could destroy both of us.

[TerminX]

 High Treason, on 11 December 2012 - 03:07 PM, said:

I don't set much store by IQ anyway, a friend of mine scored 207 and he's not as smart as I am, but another guy I knew only scored around 90 and he could destroy both of us.

Wow, 207! That's almost 10 points higher than the highest score ever recorded, as published in the Guinness Book of World Records!

You're seriously starting to remind me of your old bullshit posts in which you claimed to be a master programmer who had written operating systems.

[High Treason]

Where's this come from?

You'd have to ask him about his test, this is the legendary Cisco engineer who I've mentioned in several things previously.


What's the matter? "U jelly"? Only scored a tiny amount?


Screw it, I'm not arguing with you, I had enough of doing that and I have better things to direct my efforts towards.

[Lunick]

 Ronan, on 11 December 2012 - 02:00 PM, said:

I don't know about normal, but when you work in kitchens you meet all sorts of unusual people. This particular guy is a bit of a lunatic, but I don't mind I tend to get on well with loons, I find them interesting.

What about Loonicks

[Inspector Lagomorf]

 TerminX, on 11 December 2012 - 03:12 PM, said:

Wow, 207! That's almost 10 points higher than the highest score ever recorded, as published in the Guinness Book of World Records!

Maybe IQ tests nowadays use base 8 scoring?

[TerminX]

 High Treason, on 11 December 2012 - 03:18 PM, said:

Where's this come from?

You'd have to ask him about his test, this is the legendary Cisco engineer who I've mentioned in several things previously.


What's the matter? "U jelly"? Only scored a tiny amount?


Screw it, I'm not arguing with you, I had enough of doing that and I have better things to direct my efforts towards.

Yes, perhaps I am the retard here... after all, I am the one who eventually gave in to your slew of whining, crying emails the last time you got banned after you couldn't help but make things up and ended up flipping out when you were called on it. I won't make that mistake again.

[Fox]

 TerminX, on 11 December 2012 - 03:02 PM, said:

Lol, what kind of fucking retard goes on a Duke Nukem forum and claims his IQ is higher than Stephen Hawking?

You should face the possibility of a bogus IQ test.

[rasmus thorup]

 TerminX, on 11 December 2012 - 03:28 PM, said:

Yes, perhaps I am the retard here... after all, I am the one who eventually gave in to your slew of whining, crying emails the last time you got banned after you couldn't help but make things up and ended up flipping out when you were called on it. I won't make that mistake again.

Or perhaps he just took a different IQ test? When i was a kid, took an IQ test, for some reason there were easy-normal-hard mode options... I had an IQ of 140+ at an age of 10 xD

 High Treason, on 11 December 2012 - 02:30 PM, said:

Actually, nope, the long hair is gone and the beard is only around when I can't afford razor blades, I also cycle >50 miles a week (except the past month in which I've had a broken wheel and been too ill anyway) so I don't have time to work out and doubt that I need to.

50miles? Are you some kind of monster?

But i guess you understood what i meant. It's not all about looks, but it helps a bit. And everything that helps is highly appreciated right?

[TerminX]

Nah, he just likes to make things up, like he has some compulsion to lie or something. It started when he first registered back on the 3DR forums, however many years ago. He had a whole website detailing several projects he had claimed to have created--all fictitious. It's a recognizable pattern at this point where he makes something up, gets called on it and then either makes more stuff up or acts like an angst-filled teenager in response.

It is what it is. He has a problem with fabricating stories, a problem with authority, and especially a problem with authority pointing out the fabricated stories. Were he to tell the truth, we'd probably find that there was no test in the first place and his two friends don't actually exist.

[rasmus thorup]

It sounds like Munchausen syndrom doesn't it? Well, i like a good story

[Kathy]

I've never had an IQ test. What if I'm a retard?

[Fox]

According to Family Guy it may be easy to know if you are retarded, are you a creationist?

[Mblackwell]

 Micky C, on 29 November 2012 - 11:09 PM, said:

Time to hack Mblackwell and steal all that WIP Duke content he's never released from his hard drive.

Wait what? HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!

So many things...

Well, here's what I could find laying around easily:

http://mb.mirage.org...easedDukeStuff/

[Hendricks266]

My IQ is over 9000

[Hank]

 Hendricks266, on 11 December 2012 - 08:06 PM, said:

My IQ is over 9000

It's an honour to know you
my IQ is about 80.09 , I think

[ReaperMan]

I wonder who would win in a fight.... Hank or Chuck Norris.

[Hank]

Chuck Norris! Hank can't slam a revolving door

[Jimmy]

 High Treason, on 11 December 2012 - 02:30 PM, said:

The first sentence is what I do online. There are various reasons why I can not enter an educational establishment, mostly because the government would stop my money (which they recently lowered the payments of again). The general population's stupidity annoys me to no end.

In before Blue Lightning tells you to get a job.

[ReaperMan]

 Hank, on 11 December 2012 - 09:03 PM, said:

Chuck Norris! Hank can't slam a revolving door

Hank.... Are you implying you tried to slam a revolving door before?

[Ronin]

12-12-2012, Today is the last time any of us will ever live see a date like this with all the numbers matching.

[Jimmy]

You mean I won't see 01/01/(30)01? Screw off, you can't tell me what to do!

[Ronin]

 Captain Awesome, on 12 December 2012 - 12:08 AM, said:

You mean I won't see 01/01/(30)01? Screw off, you can't tell me what to do!

Well seeing as you are having a mid life crisis now at age 20, you won't get to see any further than 2032.