[Jeff]

I don't know what happened to me over the last 4 hours, but I'll just use the phrase "I've never been this sick in my entire life". It's mostly gone now, but damn, I almost thought I was going to die or something. Rather just keep the details to myself.

[Mikko]

Viper The Rapper, on 13 August 2013 - 12:04 PM, said:

Also, Nokia is a fucking has been, and the Moto X is going to be American made, so suck it guys.

Well we've still got Angry Birds and maybe Remedy gets to make another game.

And yeah Finnish food is terrible, which is why we've been importing Muslims lately to make pizza & kebab for us.

[Alan]

Also kebab pizza.

[Jimmy]

You couldn't import anyone who makes better food than arabs?

[Alan]

They could import more Swedes but the ones they get are the crazy right-winger Swedes that Sweden doesn't want.

[OpenMaw]

Mr.Flibble, on 14 August 2013 - 05:52 PM, said:

I was trying to be nice and read all y'all's shitty posts since that last time I was here...then I gave up.

That's the spirit!

[Mikko]

Alan, on 15 August 2013 - 10:20 AM, said:

They could import more Swedes but the ones they get are the crazy right-winger Swedes that Sweden doesn't want.

No Nordic country is known for its food. Moreover, Swede is becoming synonymous with Muslim so we'd still be importing kebab makers.

[Alan]

True, but Sweden has a slightly better reputation for food here in the US (but mostly because of their sweets, to be honest). Of course when one of your most reputable dishes is lutefisk, it does diminish it somewhat.

[Kathy]

[Stabs]

what is nothing

for nothing to be something it would need conscious thought to interpret it to be nothing which in turn would make it something while still being nothing

how does nothing come from nothing, if i have 0 beans how can i give you 1

fuck you universe you are a paradox on yourself.

[Jimmy]

[Alan]

Kathy, on 15 August 2013 - 12:47 PM, said:

Superior Smörgåscake - Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

Haha, de är sjukt bra.

[Stabs]

another wave resonance to disrupt whilst also pleasing the happiness that started it the pure energy that was united in at the beginning, as its a new experience, prejudice from different minerals. happiness is enhance by its opponents. where there good there is evil in the great fracture (big bang), the known existence of things you cannot fathom or insult with words like gods, how to do you know how to become happier if you never knew what was worse, appreciation comes from things taken away from you.

[Mark]

Its time for another episode of "Spot DanM in this pic".

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[The Commander]

I need $250,000 to make a game with 100% of donations going towards the development of the game.
10% will go to a charity.

100% + 10% = wtf?

[Mark]

Maybe they meant all 100 percent of the 90 percent left after the charity donation.

[Inspector Lagomorf]

NZRage, on 15 August 2013 - 03:20 PM, said:

I need $250,000 to make a game with 100% of donations going towards the development of the game.
10% will go to a charity.

100% + 10% = wtf?

Donation match, maybe?

[The Commander]

It was just something I picked up while looking over Youtube just before of some idiot clowns called Smosh E-Begging for money for a game, apparently they need 250K for it.
Strangely enough if it doesn't reach the target the donations still get pocketed by them and not refunded like most of them kick starter things.

[Master Fibbles]

Sounds like a scam. The classic invest in this but if it flops, we take your money.

[Stabs]

 Mark., on 15 August 2013 - 03:08 PM, said:

Its time for another episode of "Spot DanM in this pic".

lol nah ive been watching to much space doco's latley and start to post my theories on things on here more as a journal because my RL friends could not really conceive what i think about things.

It just sucks there is a whole something you cannot even imagine ou there and we are stuck on this shitty rock with other shittier people.

[The Commander]

I herd the sun is going to change magnetic poles soon, N/S swap.

[Stabs]

possibly why the weather has been so erratic but lets try blame it on yourself and guilt you into climate change tax

[The Commander]

Lets blame the earthquakes on them too, no?

[Lunick]

Shake It Baby.

[X-Vector]

Haven't seen him around in a while.

[High Treason]

How in the hell do you create a YouTube channel now? What if I don't have a telephone? Google really are imbeciles sometimes.

inb4 the tinfoil-hat-spying-on-you stuff.

[Jeff]

So after sleeping most of yesterday afternoon and getting 12 hours of sleep last night, plus eating a bunch of yogurt with active bacterial cultures (good bacteria used to kill the bad bacteria which made me sick in the first place), as well as some apple cider vinegar (kills most bad bacteria), I'm pretty much back to normal. Still want to take it easy for the next day, but I'm on the mend.

[Komenja]

Spawn #10 is weird, man.

[Alan]

Is that the one where he asks a dude "ever seen Alien?", teleports inside of the dude, then bursts out of his chest?

Unrelated:

[Mark]

 Jeff, on 16 August 2013 - 08:30 AM, said:

So after sleeping most of yesterday afternoon and getting 12 hours of sleep last night, plus eating a bunch of yogurt with active bacterial cultures (good bacteria used to kill the bad bacteria which made me sick in the first place), as well as some apple cider vinegar (kills most bad bacteria), I'm pretty much back to normal. Still want to take it easy for the next day, but I'm on the mend.

You'll probably need to restock your supply of toilet paper too.