[Person of Color]

It's fucking bullshit how you guys get all the good Jap cars, in the U.S. your options are super limited.

I learned to drive stick in Hondas - a 2005 Civic Si and a 1993 Integra.

They were really fun, but not my kind of vehicle.

The Integra was great. I fucking loved that car. The biggest piece of shit car ever. It had 280,000 miles on it, the linkage was totally gone, and it was so rusted when you checked your blind spot you would see the road from the rear fender. The stereo consisted of a Dual head unit, stock front speakers, a Radio Shack PA system horn, and one $10 Kenwood 6" speaker. It had the hood sanded and rusted with a sharpie teardrop in the front and a "Scum Life" sticker on the back window. My buddy got bored one day, bought CRX coil overs for $100 off of Craigslist and we slammed the fucking thing so it had maybe 2" of ground clearance at the most.

We were on a mission to destroy that car. On our first trip out with it lowered, we hit a square cut out in the road, about 5 feet wide, 5 feet long, and 1 inch deep.

*BWOOOWWWWOOOWOOMMMPPP-THHHCK* I swear to God the entire chassis bottomed out.

"Dude it's not driving straight anymore."

"Kyle, should we pull over? Did you just fuck the suspension?"

"Don't be a pussy."

It never drove right again, then one week later he goes up a small hill, downshifted into second, and the block cracked and she vomited her guts out onto the road.

I fucking miss that car. Greatest beater in history.

[Jimmy]

You rich fucks make me sick.

[Fox]

Mr.Flibble, on 08 June 2013 - 02:06 PM, said:

Jimmy, on 08 June 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

Immortality? No thanks. Life is too long as is.

As I said, fucking depressing.

Why? It seems people want so much to live more because of fear of death than appreciation for life.

[Zaxtor]

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I always wanted to ask. Is "Old Testament" the same book for Judaism, Christianity and Islam?

I heard Islam is soo similar to Christian old testament and as for Judaism I know they do some pretty sick twisted thing but I dunno if Judaism is same as old testament, still need to research it more.




PS
Breaking news
Oldest man in the world has died, RIP Jiroemon Kimura he was 116 and 54 days,

http://www.irishtime...d-116-1.1425715

Oldest man in history dies in Japan aged 116

The world’s oldest man in recorded history, 116-year-old Japanese man Jiroemon Kimura, died today.
Mr Kimura, who lived in Kyotango near Kyoto in western Japan, had been hospitalised for pneumonia since last month.
He became the world’s oldest person on December 17th, 2012, after the former title holder, a 115-year-old woman from Iowa died, according to Guinness World Records.
According to Guinness, Mr Kimura was the first man in history to have lived to 116 years old.The oldest woman in recorded history, France’s Jeanne Calment, died in 1997 at the age of 122.
Mr Kimura was also the world’s oldest living person. That title now goes to Misao Okawa of Japan, who was born on March 5th, 1898, according to a list of the world’s oldest people compiled by the Los Angeles-based Genealogy Research Group.
The previous record-holder for male longevity, Christian Mortensen of California, died in 1998 at the age of 115 years and 252 days.
Mr Kimura was born in 1897 the same year as aviator Amelia Earhart and the year Queen Victoria marked her Diamond Jubilee. He worked as a postal employee and as a farmer at his home.
On his 115th birthday, Mr Kimura told reporters he was keeping his mind fit by learning English. He attributed his longevity to getting out in the sunlight.
“I am always looking up towards the sky. That is how I am,” Kimura said then.
Mr Kimura is survived by seven children, 14 grandchildren, 25 great-grandchildren, and 15 great-great-grandchildren, Japanese media said.
Mr Kimura was among 20 Japanese on the research group’s list of 56 people verified to be age 110 or older, highlighting the challenges facing Japan as its population ages. A combination of the world’s highest life expectancy, the world’s second-largest public debt and a below-replacement birthrate is straining the nation’s pension system, prompting the government to curb payouts, raise contributions and delay the age of eligibility.
Japan’s average life expectancy at birth is 83 years, a figure projected to exceed 90 for women by 2050. The number of Japanese centenarians rose 7.6 per cent from a year earlier to 51,376 as of September, and there are 40 centenarians per 100,000 people in the country, which has the world’s highest proportion of elderly, according to Japan’s health ministry.

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[Zaxtor]

Damn I made dupe post.

[Forge]

NZRage, on 12 June 2013 - 08:58 PM, said:

Stop smoking crack.

why do you say that?
the base hp is 210 for the rs200 isn't it?
300 is easily in reach with
lose the stock intake, exhaust, add a supercharger (or turbo), and a boost controller.
get extreme with NoS

unless you think it's a waste of money

[Person of Color]

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[Jeff]

Zaxtor, on 13 June 2013 - 03:17 AM, said:

He attributed his longevity to getting out in the sunlight.

I'll try to remember that.

My grandmother is 91 and she's doing okay. Has a bit of dementia and gets tired rather easily, but other than that she's in good health.

[Person of Color]

I had my haircut last week and now this girl who did it wants me to fix her computer.

I'm either going to be paid with some kind of sex act or this is the trashiest, flirtiest 50 year old ever. I already know she's poor and she has a shitload of tatoos.

[Kathy]

Did she cut your hair for free?

[Forge]

486DX2, on 13 June 2013 - 10:52 AM, said:

I had my haircut last week and now this girl who did it wants me to fix her computer.

I'm either going to be paid with some kind of sex act or this is the trashiest, flirtiest 50 year old ever. I already know she's poor and she has a shitload of tatoos.

i'd say go for it

mutual gain
she needs confirmation that she's still attractive
at 50 she's been around the block a couple times and could probably show you a thing or two

[Jimmy]

Run up in it.
The worst that could happen is you piss in her washing machine.

[Mark]

There's good soup in them old pots.

[ReaperMan]

486DX2, on 13 June 2013 - 10:52 AM, said:

I had my haircut last week and now this girl who did it wants me to fix her computer.

I'm either going to be paid with some kind of sex act or this is the trashiest, flirtiest 50 year old ever. I already know she's poor and she has a shitload of tatoos.

Hmmm..... very..... interesting. Very interesting indeed.

[Hank]

Random question:
Does anyone know where one can get a size chart for shoes with the width included? I tried all known search engines, and can now tell standard sizes from all over the planet but not one that made a reference to width in respect to a given size.

[Hendricks266]

[Lunick]

[Master Fibbles]

Hank, on 13 June 2013 - 07:11 PM, said:

Random question:
Does anyone know where one can get a size chart for shoes with the width included? I tried all known search engines, and can now tell standard sizes from all over the planet but not one that made a reference to width in respect to a given size.

At least in the US, width is separate. I have 12W (size 12, wide). It is a pain to find wide shoes when you get up into the double digits in shoe sizes.

[High Treason]

In the UK it's a pain to find shoes at size 12 and above. Being size 13½-14 I usually just have to take whatever is in the shop. What sucks is that if say a part of the shoe at size 6 has three stitches, in the size 14 there will just be 3 larger stitches making them rather weak, I broke my foot once when I was running and the sole of the shoe came away, not I only wear boots.

It sucks, I'd like some nice shoes for a change.

[Hank]

@ Mr. Flibble - ah, not exactly, I want this chart for my new hobby - 3D modeling. I've got detailed patterns, with dimensions, for clothing but next to nothing for shoes let alone boots. UV editing is time consuming, plus to animate the actual walking and bending of a boot, so I want to make sure shoes and boots are in the right proportions for starters. So my question stands.

@ High Treason - large size shoes are hard to find, not just in the UK.

[added]
I found it, Die Bundewehr gives length and width of boots

[Jeff]

I wear size 13 shoes (US sizes).

[ReaperMan]

Same size shoe as Duke's............ Jeff is clearly Duke Nukem.

[Jeff]

ReaperMan, on 14 June 2013 - 02:07 PM, said:

Same size shoe as Duke's............ Jeff is clearly Duke Nukem.

Sounds like it

[Ronin]

486DX2, on 13 June 2013 - 10:52 AM, said:

I had my haircut last week and now this girl who did it wants me to fix her computer.

I'm either going to be paid with some kind of sex act or this is the trashiest, flirtiest 50 year old ever. I already know she's poor and she has a shitload of tatoos.

Go for it, she will tear you to pieces.

[Kathy]

You mean literally? She might be some deranged serial killer, you know. Where is 486DX2, btw?

[Ronin]

Cathy, on 14 June 2013 - 03:10 PM, said:

You mean literally? She might be some deranged serial killer, you know. Where is 486DX2, btw?

Probably chained to a bed in some basement being tattooed against his will with an apple duct-taped in his mouth, and a sore arse.

[Kathy]

Oh... do go on please...

[Person of Color]

I'm here, she's actually full blown lesbian, but wayyyheyheyey too affectionate.

Full blown as in multiple lesbian tatoos.

They're on her back so it's mixed messages up the ass.

Still, I got paid $70 to watch TV, shoot the shit, and reformat a PC and add RAM. Not bad. Then I partied till 4AM with some buds. It makes up for having to drive 50 miles in a torrential downpour.

[Jimmy]

Ronan, on 14 June 2013 - 03:22 PM, said:

Probably chained to a bed in some basement being tattooed against his will with an apple duct-taped in his mouth, and a sore arse.

Where do I apply?

[Ronin]

Where ever 486DX2 gets his mop chopped, battery's not included, terms and conditions don't apply.