The Post Thread
#841 Posted 31 December 2009 - 06:25 PM
#842 Posted 01 January 2010 - 06:42 AM
#843 Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:22 PM
"Yeh? Wewl I 'ad sex wif yor mum!"
#844 Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:31 PM
#845 Posted 01 January 2010 - 07:50 PM
But seriously, it wasn't funny...neither of you.
#846 Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:06 PM
One of my brothers commented that he felt it was wrong because there were cats with human boobs. My response is does James Cameron have a furry fetish?
#847 Posted 03 January 2010 - 12:33 AM
Mr.Flibble, on Jan 3 2010, 06:06 AM, said:
Do NOT go to ZDoom.org when leilei is online there. Your eyes will bleed
This post has been edited by Martin Howe: 03 January 2010 - 12:54 AM
#848 Posted 03 January 2010 - 09:55 AM
Martin Howe, on Jan 3 2010, 03:33 AM, said:
Why do you tell me to not go somewhere and then post a link to said place? That is like telling a child not to stick a knife into an electric socket and then giving them a knife.
#849 Posted 04 January 2010 - 03:14 PM
Mr.Flibble, on Jan 3 2010, 11:55 AM, said:
And setting them down in front of an electrical socket.
#850 Posted 04 January 2010 - 05:17 PM
Mblackwell, on Jan 4 2010, 06:14 PM, said:
That'd certainly make a GREAT YouTube vid.
#851 Posted 04 January 2010 - 05:52 PM
Speaking of which, I created a doomsday device and the clock is ticking
#852 Posted 05 January 2010 - 08:34 AM
Mr.Flibble, on Jan 3 2010, 06:55 PM, said:
Mblackwell, on Jan 5 2010, 12:14 AM, said:
By chance I survived almost exactly this situation when I was four years old.
(The 'knife' was of pure metal and fit perfectly into the socket.)
Now I am an electrical engineer.
#854 Posted 05 January 2010 - 11:41 AM
#855 Posted 05 January 2010 - 11:53 AM
#856 Posted 05 January 2010 - 11:56 AM
#857 Posted 05 January 2010 - 12:05 PM
No amount of censoring from reality will save anyone...
#858 Posted 05 January 2010 - 10:25 PM
#859 Posted 06 January 2010 - 05:35 AM
Mr.Flibble, on Jan 3 2010, 05:55 PM, said:
Does the "tongue in cheek" smiley not show on your web browser?
I always LOL at Leilei's freakish anime/cat girls with huge breasts and even bigger guns when he posts them on ZDoom.org; have to say they look technically well-executed as far as a non-artisty type like me can judge... how they would walk without toppling over is anybody's guess though
#860 Posted 06 January 2010 - 10:36 AM
Why do women (with big breasts) need to walk? All they do is cook and take a dick.
This post has been edited by Mr.Flibble: 06 January 2010 - 10:37 AM
#861 Posted 06 January 2010 - 12:34 PM
My dad worked at a funeral home while he was working on getting some certification for being a funeral director (who changes careers in their late 50's?). Anyway, he lost his job yesterday and after he told the reason (some younger guy who is an embalmer and certified etc wanted to work there) so they laid off my dad, I said you should have said "They found a cure for death so they laid us off." That would have been the better way of approaching the whole thing....
I think this means I shouldn't expect my parents to help pay for gas so I can drive back to school.
This post has been edited by Mr.Flibble: 06 January 2010 - 12:35 PM
#862 Posted 06 January 2010 - 09:47 PM
My mom's job was saved by the generosity of many people (she teaches maths and science at a private school). So long as the school remains open, she will have a job...
And then there is my friend who has pretty much no money and will be lucky to pay his mortgage this month....yeah, buying banks didn't save shit.
#863 Posted 09 January 2010 - 04:27 PM
I didn't know this, but my dad apparently has a minor in education to go with his philosophy degree from his time in a seminary. He is applying to be a substitute teacher for the local school districts which I find ridiculous since I can't see my dad honestly being a teacher, even just being a sub (which basically means he is a warm body). Part of me can imagine him being like the one guy in some stereotypical movie about a white guy teaching at a in the hood school....except it doesn't have a happy hollywood ending.
My dad has done fairly well in his jobs in personal sales (insurance, housing etc) but he just doesn't get along with bosses which is bad when you aren't the boss (and can't afford to be your own boss). Things will work out but it is just a shame that he is too young to retire for how much money he made.
#866 Posted 18 January 2010 - 12:03 PM
Also, this is funny.
This post has been edited by Mr.Flibble: 18 January 2010 - 12:05 PM