[Splat]

[Master Fibbles]

I don't know why, but I just watched elephants having sex...

[Sangman]

I can top that, I just watched a Walrus as he sucked himself off:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=wsyoa8TUgoY

[Master Fibbles]

I don't know why I want to click that link...I honestly have no idea....

[AgentScotty]

Mr.Flibble, on Dec 14 2009, 11:15 PM, said:

^does that mean your daddy is on this board?


As to my predicament:
I am constipated. Maybe that is what is preventing me from writing this paper.

Constipated thinking? I'll drink a large volume of beer once or twice a year to deal with that...

[zchri9]

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[Master Fibbles]

I'm pretty sure everyone got a piece of Luke's sister.

[Master Fibbles]

lol. That is pretty funny.

[WedgeBob]

Yeah...really.

Luke should really get a hobby sooner than later.

[Master Fibbles]

Did Luke ever get any ass? Honestly, Leia got some serious action but I feel like Luke never got anything. There is no denying that Han Solo tapped many a pussy, he is fucking Harrison Ford.

[Master Fibbles]

Palpatine was a pedo. We think Vadar tapped that Padme ass, but my money is really on Obi Wan being the father.

Luke was just a loser.

[Kathy]

Stop with this blasphemy, assholes!

[Master Fibbles]

Let's face it, I'm a genius.

[Master Fibbles]

Anyone else get the "dating for star wars fans" ad on this page? I thought that was funny. Maybe if we start talking about bestiality we will get some ads for that


Now, to more important things...son, I've got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one.

[VinsaneOne]

ll

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[The Commander]

In 30 minutes it will be Xmas...

[zchri9]

1 Hour 47 Minutes.

[Master Fibbles]

11 hours and 20 minutes... so shut up.

[zchri9]

7:00am Christmas day here.

[Jimmy]

Merry Christmas, assholes!

[Martin Howe]

I just donated $2 to the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science. Can't afford more right now, but this is important; with popular bookshops stocking more on astrology and crystal healing than on astronomy and physics, we might as well live in the dark ages! Surely we ought to help free society from superstition and wishful thinking and encourage everyone to accept the world as it actually is?

If you agree please go to http://fundraiser.richarddawkins.net/ and show your support

Oh and Happy Christmas -- whatever that may mean to each of us

[Micki!]

Merry christmas, hope people here have fun ..!

[High Treason]

Just thought I'd wish all here a Merry Christmas (or anything else you might celebrate at this time of year) - Have a good one. If I have enough coinage left over I might see about donating a few quid to this site, hope that doesn't upset my title.

So, yeah, basically a Merry Chrsitmas to all on the forum1

I was tempted to post a shoddy Christmas scene I did in Build (Blood) when I was about 8 - in fact, I will, but it's the only remaining version, which is before I added writing in MS Paint. Least you can spew at the inadequacy of my skills back then - honestly, it's bloody awful, and I will probably pull it down again out of shame.

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[VinsaneOne]

CultureShock, on Dec 24 2009, 02:39 PM, said:

On Christmas day there will be:

534,435,567 peas consumed.
3,000,000 brussel sprouts consumed.
1,453,976 gallons of gravy consumed.
10,305 babies born.
985 strokes.
595 heart attacks.
52 dead babies born.
36 suicides.
32 fatal car accidents.
18 heroin overdoses.
5 people dying of choking on brussel sprouts.
3 murders.
1 plane crash.

I made it all up but you know what I mean.

1 Member (VinsaneOne) makes amends and wishes CultureShock a Merry Christmas.
1,000,000's of people still waiting for DNF!

[Master Fibbles]

Martin Howe, on Dec 24 2009, 09:02 PM, said:

I just donated $2 to the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science. Can't afford more right now, but this is important; with popular bookshops stocking more on astrology and crystal healing than on astronomy and physics, we might as well live in the dark ages! Surely we ought to help free society from superstition and wishful thinking and encourage everyone to accept the world as it actually is?

If you agree please go to http://fundraiser.richarddawkins.net/ and show your support

Oh and Happy Christmas -- whatever that may mean to each of us

This post is terribly ironic.

I also find Richard Dawkins having a foundation with the word "reason" in its name terribly ironic. We won't go there since it is the holiday season-winter solstice and all.

I wasn't going to go online today but my brother asked me to look up a (terrible) list of top 50 movies this decade.

[Mrs.TerminX]

12 Days till my wedding <3

[Splat]

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http...5g&start2=0

[Sangman]

Awesome

[Master Fibbles]

I don't usually spend more than $30 on a video game but today I decided to spend more. I was torn between buying The Force Unleashed Sith Edition for PC ($40) or picking up The Saboteur ($50). I haven't played either but I have at least seen The Force Unleashed played through a little. I also know Star Wars games tend to at least keep me entertained for a while. I was told I'd get 20~30 hours of play from it so I went with that mostly because all I know about the Saboteur is that you are an Irish guy in Paris killing Nazis...which is freaking awesome but I don't know enough about the game to drop $50 for it. Probably would have been worth it, but I don't care. I can always pick it up later.

[Mblackwell]

Splat, on Dec 30 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http...5g&start2=0

I laughed. Lots.