[Jeff]

Not that anyone here plays flight simulators (besides me), but here's some new Microsoft Flight screenshots which are compared to the default FSX textures. Big difference.

Microsoft Flight May 2011 screnshots

[Master Fibbles]

 Hank, on 10 June 2011 - 05:39 PM, said:

you don't sign up for anything. scroll down and click on next. My girl would kill me if I sign up. Are you OK? tough exams? Here, have a beer

I had beer...I'm not sure I can get drunk anymore

Actually, if I opened up my bottle of Jameson, I'd be happy real quick...but I don't want to waste it. I mean, I paid good money for that and I want it to last the summer if possible.

[Hank]

Mr.Flibble, on 10 June 2011 - 07:09 PM, said:

I had beer...I'm not sure I can get drunk anymore

Actually, if I opened up my bottle of Jameson, I'd be happy real quick...but I don't want to waste it. I mean, I paid good money for that and I want it to last the summer if possible.

dude - sorry to bring this up again, but Vancouver Canucks won 1-0, just right now. And are leading the series 3-2, so here, have another on me. Cheers, yes, I'm a happy camper tonight.

[Jeff]

Hooray for Canada, whoo.

[Master Fibbles]

Hank, on 10 June 2011 - 07:21 PM, said:

dude - sorry to bring this up again, but Vancouver Canucks won 1-0, just right now. And are leading the series 3-2, so here, have another on me. Cheers, yes, I'm a happy camper tonight.

Besides, I'm about to go to bed. It is late here.

[Hank]

Jeff, on 10 June 2011 - 07:38 PM, said:

Hooray for Canada, whoo.

Ah, at least one! So, just one more win and the cup stays in Canada! Methinks, Monday is gonna be a nail biter.

[Master Fibbles]

I got a notice about needing to change my password on the Gearbox forum. Today I got around to logging in there and it tells me to change my password. I enter in the same thing in all three boxes (ie I didn't change my password) and it accepted it. Haha...forum software fail.

[ReaperMan]

I shot a chipmunk with a rubber-band gun today.

[Master Fibbles]

Did you kill it? Did you confirm the kill? Have you mounted the head on your wall to show off to the ladies?

[ReaperMan]

Mr.Flibble, on 11 June 2011 - 06:35 PM, said:

Did you kill it? Did you confirm the kill? Have you mounted the head on your wall to show off to the ladies?

No, i didn't kill it, i did stun it for a good three minutes though. If its back tomorrow ill get it with the BB gun instead, i'm tired of it chirping by my window at 6 in the morning anyway.

[Master Fibbles]

Murdering thug.

Spoiler

waste the mother fucker

[Jeff]

Playing TF2 for about 10 minutes and having 10 people screaming on voice chat at the same time makes me want to come here and chat with you guys. Nice and peaceful at Duke4.

[ReaperMan]

The chipmunk is now KIA, however i had to dump it in the ocean because i can't let the extremist chipmunks get the body or they will turn him into a martyr. JK, i couldn't find him today, must had learned his lesson.

[Master Fibbles]

If you had left the post without the JK, you would have gotten a plus for being funny. Instead, you are a tease.


I feel like I should have remembered that the guy with the keys to the office I work in is not here today which means I either have to get someone else to open the room or just say fuck it and do other stuff today instead of earn money. I am really inclined to spend the day reading instead of working.

[ReaperMan]

Mr.Flibble, on 13 June 2011 - 08:30 AM, said:

If you had left the post without the JK, you would have gotten a plus for being funny. Instead, you are a tease.

Mr.Flibble, on 13 June 2011 - 08:30 AM, said:

I feel like I should have remembered that the guy with the keys to the office I work in is not here today which means I either have to get someone else to open the room or just say fuck it and do other stuff today instead of earn money. I am really inclined to spend the day reading instead of working.

You should read a book about picking locks, that way you wouldn't have this problem in the first place.

[TerminX]

A couple of months ago I went out to the garage to smoke some pot and found a mouse that was almost drowning in a Starbucks cup that had been left in the couch cushions earlier that day. Instead of letting the rodent drown, I blew all of my smoke into the cup through the big hole in the lid and let him go outside. The only problem is, he was too stoned to actually go! He just sat there on the grass walking in circles. I came back outside half an hour later and he was still doing it. Oops!

[Master Fibbles]

ReaperMan, on 13 June 2011 - 08:35 AM, said:

You should read a book about picking locks, that way you wouldn't have this problem in the first place.

Or I could ask someone in the hall to open the room up and work a few hours...or I could hope that someone eventually gives me keys to rooms because, you know, I'm like, an employee now...

[ReaperMan]

 Mr.Flibble, on 13 June 2011 - 09:32 AM, said:

Or I could ask someone in the hall to open the room up and work a few hours...or I could hope that someone eventually gives me keys to rooms because, you know, I'm like, an employee now...

But picking a lock is way cooler

[Master Fibbles]

True...it is cooler...but why would I when I could have just waited.
In this case, I just spent the day reading and working on projects not related to work and didn't make any money. Oh well, tomorrow I'll work a full day and all that jazz.

[Hank]

TX, on 13 June 2011 - 08:42 AM, said:

Oops!

So it does not go well with mice ?

[ReaperMan]

TX, on 13 June 2011 - 08:42 AM, said:

... He just sat there on the grass walking in circles. I came back outside half an hour later and he was still doing it. Oops!

At least if he died (because some animal took advantage), he died humanely.

[Hank]

ReaperMan, on 14 June 2011 - 12:22 PM, said:

At least if he died (because some animal took advantage), he died humanely.

Feeding little things Starbucks Coffee is inhumane! He should have rescued the poor thing.

DNF was already sold out at lunch. They told me to go at another store, like across town.

[ReaperMan]

Hank, on 14 June 2011 - 01:32 PM, said:

DNF was already sold out at lunch. They told me to go at another store, like across town.

My pre-order should be here tomorrow.

[blackandbright]

ReaperMan, on 14 June 2011 - 03:52 PM, said:

My pre-order should be here tomorrow.

Good on you, did you pre-order the BOS edition?

[ReaperMan]

blackandbright, on 15 June 2011 - 06:53 AM, said:

Good on you, did you pre-order the BOS edition?

Yes

[Hank]

The better team won. Boston Bruins.

[Jeff]

They did have the home ice advantage, didn't they (sorry, didn't watch it)?

[Hank]

Jeff, on 15 June 2011 - 07:51 PM, said:

They did have the home ice advantage, didn't they (sorry, didn't watch it)?

I watched it, and tonight I think home ice meant nothing. They looked to me that they were out of steam.

[Master Fibbles]

That is because here in America, we don't rely on other people to get the job done.

Of course, I don't watch hockey but I am patriotic enough to like when the US beats Canada. Serves you right, bunch of pussies.

[blackandbright]

Guys who is the most respected member here? Just curious.