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User is offline   X-Vector 

#17401

View PostMalgon, on 10 June 2015 - 12:44 AM, said:

Uwe Boll=Comedy Gold!


He's apparently got such an aversion to bridges that he likes to set fire to them en masse:



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[...]All the actors I've ever worked with, Ben Kingsley or whatever, are fucking pussies, nothing else[...]


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[...]What is Jennifer Lopez? Like a fucking demanding Mexican bitch, nothing else[...]


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[...]We have to fucking kill the rich[...]


Gotta box 'em all, Mr. Boll.

This post has been edited by X-Vector: 10 June 2015 - 04:32 AM

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User is offline   Max Payne 

  • Skinny little Russian liberal faggot

#17402

I am not following you, wtf I don't have to follow you. Every time I go to this thread there you are... nice dress to suits you very well. Say as you wish about me with paradox or not I don't care. To me it looks like another crack to get upvotes that mean nothing. I at least check this place. Of course I knew there would be shit talking. Lunick go rub each others egos, or hey Lunick has a dress maybe he can rub more of you then that.

Edit: I wonder how I am not in negative down votes yet holy crap. There was a time I thought place was good I am serious Rockstar kids are more mature

This post has been edited by Max Payne: 10 June 2015 - 09:34 AM

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#17403

View PostMax Payne, on 10 June 2015 - 09:18 AM, said:

I am not following you, wtf I don't have to follow you. Every time I go to this thread there you are... nice dress to suits you very well. Say as you wish about me with paradox or not I don't care. To me it looks like another crack to get upvotes that mean nothing. I at least check this place. Of course I knew there would be shit talking. Lunick go rub each others egos, or hey Lunick has a dress maybe he can rub more of you then that.

Edit: I wonder how I am not in negative down votes yet holy crap. There was a time I thought place was good I am serious Rockstar kids are more mature

So you're just on here to complain about one person's random generic posts in a random generic post thread?

Picturing Lunick in a dress?

Reminisce of grade-school kids throwing rocks at who they like because they don't have the facilities to properly express their urges.

Methinks a man-crush is in progress.

This post has been edited by Forge: 10 June 2015 - 12:09 PM

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User is offline   Lunick 

#17404

View PostMax Payne, on 10 June 2015 - 09:18 AM, said:

I am not following you, wtf I don't have to follow you. Every time I go to this thread there you are... nice dress to suits you very well.


You want to see me in a dress? I know some guys around here have some weird kinks but that one is a little strange... (I've only ever worn a dress once anyway)
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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #17405

View PostMax Payne, on 10 June 2015 - 09:18 AM, said:

I am not following you, wtf I don't have to follow you. Every time I go to this thread there you are... nice dress to suits you very well. Say as you wish about me with paradox or not I don't care. To me it looks like another crack to get upvotes that mean nothing. I at least check this place. Of course I knew there would be shit talking. Lunick go rub each others egos, or hey Lunick has a dress maybe he can rub more of you then that.

Edit: I wonder how I am not in negative down votes yet holy crap. There was a time I thought place was good I am serious Rockstar kids are more mature

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You might want to see a doctor for that verbal diarrhea.
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User is offline   Max Payne 

  • Skinny little Russian liberal faggot

#17406

You really don't understand. Lunick he did it first, he pissed me off on steam before plenty times then here to. He is a jerk except to you guys which leads me to believe he is a "i am sitting on a white horse" kind of person. He is lame and a fake person who wants respect for doing nothing. You act so freaking innocent dude your a complete jerk. Truth should be told I don't have man crush on lunick and don't want to see him wearing a dress just look at his profile pic a cross dressing sonic. He is a jerk I am sure others think that to.. they just don't want to get involved (or there not on duke4 or don't come on anymore)

Go get me some damn toilet paper so I can wipe this dog shit off my shoe, lunik your services are needed. please and thanks have a nice day :)

This post has been edited by Max Payne: 11 June 2015 - 06:14 AM

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User is offline   Inspector Lagomorf 

  • Glory To Motherland!

#17407

This is certainly a more interesting variety of troll than the likes of Blackharted, Deviance, or Robchild.

But I'm sure you all will agree, nothing tops CultureShock.

This post has been edited by Comrade Major: 11 June 2015 - 06:49 AM

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#17408

View PostMax Payne, on 11 June 2015 - 06:13 AM, said:

You really don't understand.
Lunick he did it first, he pissed me off on steam before plenty times then here to.
He is a jerk except to you guys

Well there you go. He allegedly did something to you first (like not buy you a game or talked smack while stomping you in multi-player), but he doesn't do anything to us.

You may not be directly insulting anybody else, but your annoying comments are still bugging those who did nothing to you.

This post has been edited by Forge: 11 June 2015 - 07:04 AM

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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#17409

View PostMax Payne, on 11 June 2015 - 06:13 AM, said:

who wants respect for doing nothing

He posted plenty of GIFs, I respect him for that.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#17410

View PostFox, on 11 June 2015 - 10:17 AM, said:

He posted plenty of GIFs, I respect him for that.

And you got to respect a guy that supposedly looks good in a dress
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User is offline   Robman 

  • Asswhipe [sic]

#17411

 Comrade Major, on 11 June 2015 - 06:48 AM, said:

This is certainly a more interesting variety of troll than the likes of Blackharted, Deviance, or Robchild.


Suck it Trebek.
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User is offline   Mark 

#17412

 Forge, on 11 June 2015 - 12:40 PM, said:

And you got to respect a guy that supposedly looks good in a dress

Admit it. You're wondering how good he looks out of the dress.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#17413

 Mark., on 11 June 2015 - 01:54 PM, said:

Admit it. You're wondering how good he looks out of the dress.

As long as he doesn't shave his legs
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User is offline   Lunick 

#17414

 Forge, on 11 June 2015 - 02:01 PM, said:

As long as he doesn't shave his legs

I don't shave my legs because you can barely tell I have leg hair due to my fine red hair :)

 Max Payne, on 11 June 2015 - 06:13 AM, said:

You really don't understand. Lunick he did it first, he pissed me off on steam before plenty times then here to.


No, YOU really don't understand. I have no idea who you are other than some relation of DukeNukem64. If I 'pissed' you off on Steam then you obviously did something to cause it. I'm not a jerk to anyone else here (unless downvoting Radar's pony posts count) because no else causes any problems with me.

You keep posting shit like this:
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And downvoting irrelevant posts of mine just to get your kicks for the day.

I suggest you make like my profile picture and Let It Go, Fast.
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User is offline   Hendricks266 

  • Weaponized Autism

  #17415

 Lunick, on 11 June 2015 - 02:49 PM, said:

I suggest you make like my profile picture and Let It Go, Fast.

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User is offline   Sixty Four 

  • Turok Nukem

#17416

If you wish to bring my name up get it right kid.
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User is offline   Lunick 

#17417

I'm sorry, I don't keep up with your name changes every month but clearly you still have a problem with me too.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#17418

 Lunick, on 11 June 2015 - 06:15 PM, said:

clearly you still have a problem with me too.

me too. tell me you have green eyes to go with that red hair. rowr!
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User is offline   Sixty Four 

  • Turok Nukem

#17419

I don't actually, how is what I said pointing in the direction that I clearly have problems with you xD ? That's not my name and never was, that is someone else on your forum and I don't know him either. I have done a good job here and plus I have been avoiding mischief I think, I think I been doing better then ever actually my posts have been good. I am not worried with the likes of you so no I have no problem at all but you still suck. I attempted to be nice doesn't matter, that's where the opinion was left off, so that's what it is it doesn't mean I have a problem though dude I am living free.

You can respond to me if you wish but I won't see it looks like I met my quota of words

This post has been edited by Duke64Ghost: 11 June 2015 - 07:51 PM

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User is offline   Lunick 

#17420

 Duke64Ghost, on 11 June 2015 - 07:32 PM, said:

I don't actually, how is what I said pointing in the direction that I clearly have problems with you xD ?

 Duke64Ghost, on 11 June 2015 - 07:32 PM, said:

I am not worried with the likes of you so no I have no problem at all but you still sucks

 Duke64Ghost, on 11 June 2015 - 05:35 PM, said:

If you wish to bring my name up get it right kid.

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 Forge, on 11 June 2015 - 06:45 PM, said:

me too. tell me you have green eyes to go with that red hair. rowr!

They're blue sorry.

This post has been edited by Lunick: 11 June 2015 - 09:12 PM

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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#17421

 Lunick, on 11 June 2015 - 09:10 PM, said:

They're blue sorry.

you disgust me
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User is offline   Lunick 

#17422

Is this the part where I'm supposed to stop acting innocent and be a jerk according to 'Max Payne'?
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#17423

Dunno what you did to piss him off, but good job, keep it.
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User is offline   Forge 

  • Speaker of the Outhouse

#17424

hmm...seems someone has a thing for blue eyes.

Or they're just jealous that I'm perceived as cock-blocking their man-crush.

I'd moved on to other innocuous comments unrelated to this ongoing internet butt-hurt festival, but apparently one of the involved parties didn't like to be ignored.

Maybe they're developing a man-crush on me. Flattering.

This post has been edited by Forge: 12 June 2015 - 07:21 AM

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User is offline   Max Payne 

  • Skinny little Russian liberal faggot

#17425

Fuck off can I be banned please ? Never asked him for a game fuck that I can get any game I want anytime. But I dont play games I only play what I like and I have them already. Plus I could guarantee that lunick would get an ass whooping in any mp match even on "duke". I can record if you wish ... he wont show up hes only a talker. He is guy who acts like he knows something but actually doesnt on megaton forums he pissed me off with a shithole response to a problem I was having with the port. he banned others for complaining to.. he doesnt want that game to be good he wants it to be a sack of shit like him. im happy for you all that you are happy with your little mini circle of assholes
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User is offline   Fox 

  • Fraka kaka kaka kaka-kow!

#17426

A Princess for a President

Stressed by his job as leader of the free world, Barack Obama yearns for simpler times when he could live a life of uninhibited passion. By fate or luck, the mysterious Princess Celestia of Equestria shares his feelings of lust and longing, and the two of them engage in a secret affair full of the sex and romance that has been missing in their lives.

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Part 1

“Pardon me gentlemen” says Barack, “I need to make a visit to the little boys room. That French stuff never sits well with me you know." He wanted dearly to hear the sound of friends chuckling, and the rustling of papers as they return to work. Not the ha-ha-ha's of polite toadies, and then the silence as they watch him briskly walk away. He keeps his eyes on the floor ahead of him; trying hard not to make eye-contact with the surveillance cameras lining the hallways of the plane.

Barack slips into his private suite, -not truly private of course, he spotted the hidden cameras in the light fixtures the first time he laid down on his bed- and walks into the presidential washroom, the one place he mused, a president can hang himself. With a sigh he unbuckles his belt and lets his pants drop to the floor, pulls down his underpants, sits on the toilet, and stares at the erection which he had been struggling with since he left Paris. He tilts his head back and closes his eyes, losing himself in memory.

As he boarded his plane, he turned back to the crowd of young men and women for a final wave , and in the audience he saw a young Parisian women, straddling a shoulder with a sign over her head, mouthing the words written on it with pink lips “Je t'aime Monsieur President”. And he could tell she knew, he was staring straight at her, his eyes met her bright hazel, and her face was pure joy as she waved her sign wildly, her raven hair dripping onto her supple breasts, covered with a tight rainbow striped shirt, as she bounced on her friend's shoulder in her tight blue jeans, her crotch rubbing against the back of his head. Barack could feel his pants getting tighter, and he felt the light tap of the captain bringing him back to reality.

Barack looked down at his erection, his hand had been nursing it as he reminisced. Slowly he stroked in relief, closing his eyes to glimpse the Parisian girl again, and looking back down, imagining her at his feet, on her knees, looking up at him with pleading eyes and mouthing the words “Je t'aime Monsieur President”. He closed his eyes again and tilted his head up, and he felt a warm breath in his ear “let me help you with that dear” and he jolted up in his seat, and his back stiffened as he felt someone sucking at his earlobe and he whispered, “Celestia.”

***

When you get it into your head that one day you want to grow up and be president, every little thing you do is about walking that straight line to the oval office. The school you go to; will you make the right connections? The job you get; will it bankroll a campaign? The women you love, will they make a wife for a president? There was a time, Barack could come home from work, kiss Michelle, squeeze her butt tightly with both hands, carry her off to bed, strip her down as she does the same to him, kissing and necking on the bed as he softly rubs his member on her crotch. She gasps, smiling, tightens her legs around him and locks her lips on his mouth, as he pumps with all his love into her sex. He rolls over onto his back, grateful to his lover for getting on top, and taking over as he catches his breath. They stay the night, rolling in the covers, dinner getting cold, trading places and locking tightly into each other. Loving and grinding lips, pelvis, legs and tongue through the night.

But that was an age ago, now there's a chef, dinner never gets cold. Days are scheduled months in advance, no more staying up at night. And Michelle; it's a quarter past nine at the white house, and they were in bed, backs turned to each other. There was a time Michelle would have made his breakfast cold for going to sleep so early. Now his days start at six in the morning, and ends who knows when. Michelle, she's not as young as she used to be, getting tired earlier and earlier. Still pretty, in her dresses, but when they're undressing, the bulges come out. Stretch marks on her ebony skin, wrinkles where once he would run his fingers on smooth skin. Her breasts and gut hung, from two pregnancies, and her nipples, were like black knots on her chest.

He had not been as tender as he should have, and he lies in bed, wondering if he should roll over and face her, put his arm around her, maybe fondle her a little, kiss her neck, get her excited the way he used to. The weight of both of their work, had made a wedge between them. She had been a wonderful mother, a dutiful wife, a tender lover, and now, he lives with the guilt that he can't turn over and look her in the eyes before going to sleep. Thinking about days gone by, his hand slowly finds its way to his crotch, and he gently pulls out his penis, half erect.

The president's bed is made, so that the first lady tossing at night doesn't wake him up; it works both ways. Barack starts to slowly thrust his member on the bed, letting his penis rub alongside the ridges on the bedsheet. He quickens the pace, thinking of a time, when he would have Michelle's ample breasts cupped in both hands, her fingers in his mouth, and his manhood deep in her love spot. Barack, sucks on his pillow, his fingers trying to find a firm grasp on the bedsheets, as he dreams about the woman he loved, as she sleeps peacefully unaware next to him. One hand under his pillow, grasping tightly, his other hand traces the bed like it would on her body, the bedsheet a poor substitute for her skin, till he feels a soft tuft of warm silk, his fingers pass through smoothly, and it drips off his hand. The feel of the pre-cum on the tip of his penis is met with warm spit, and hot breath. “Poor baby” says a soft voice. “Let me help you with that”.

“Celestia” Barack whispers back, and buries his face deeper into his pillow.

***

Summer at the White House, it is hot and muggy. Barack sits on a bench in the garden on his day off. The girls are out getting their hair done. The summer heat, his plain white shirt, brown trousers and straw hit, a cold beer in one hand, no kids, wife or anyone else; it reminds him of his youth in the Pacific. Tanned girls in bikinis walking by, smiling as they pass. At night they sneak out, the beach littered with their underwear, and their soft skin against his, grinding hard in the summer surf. Bodies baking in the sun all day, keeping them warm at night.

Barack was dozing, his head falling back, then jerking forward as he tried to stay awake. Thinking of the old days made him want to lie down naked on the warm ground, let the dirt's heat remind him of those long summer nights. Maybe masturbate in the sun, hidden in the bushes of the White House garden without a care in the world. Barack had been watching the secret service agent out the corner of his for a while now. They were everywhere he was. And if they weren't, they had ways of knowing, hearing, and seeing what he was up to. It was a little strange, the first night, waking up the morning after Michelle had dutifully gifted him with sex, and meeting with the head of White House security. That grin on that motherfucker's face, and the look in his eye told Barack everything he didn't want to know. The sex was bad, and this asshole knew it. From now on he would know everything about him. Strutting about the White House, no ring on his wedding finger, bankrolling teenage girls on taxpayer money to suck his dick. This motherfucker isn't the president, he doesn't need a wife and kids to get his job. Barack just smiled and shook his hand; a little tempted to punch him in the balls but the feeling would have to pass. Being president meant putting up with a lot of people, even if those people might be watching your wife undress and take a shower with little cameras.

Barack's head jerked forward, the agent was gone. He's grateful for them keeping a respectful distance most of the time. Really, some of them were nice people, but to go missing altogether, that was out of character. For the first time since he took the presidency, Barack felt completely alone. It wasn't a pleasant feeling. There's something about being the most important person in the world, and sitting alone outside that makes one uneasy.

He got up, beer in hand, and walked over to where the agent was standing. Just to make sure everything was alright. Maybe invite him for a drink. Barack found him curled up on the ground, hands under his head, sleeping peacefully. He gently shook him by the shoulder, no luck, he was sleeping deep, having a good time too judging by the smile on his face.

The heat was becoming unbearable, Barack took another sip of his beer. His vision was getting a little blurry, how many drinks did he have? He couldn't remember. someone had dropped his body guard, and he was next. Why wait though? If they're this close to the president, he'd been in a van right now, tied up and gagged, or worse, on the ground waiting for the gardener to find him with a bullet in his head.

It felt good, a cool breeze was blowing through the garden, there was no one to watch over him, and he had nothing to do for the next hour or so. This would be his only chance to do something really wild in a long time. Strolling over to a row of tall sunflowers, he glances left and right and quickly pulls down his pants, then his underwear. He unbuttons his shirt, spreading it open and letting the breeze cool his bare chest. He strips off his shirt and places it on the ground. Rubbing his firm chest with one hand, and caressing his rippling abs with the other. He finishes his beer naked and lies down hidden amidst the sunflowers, enjoying the warmth of the sun baked grass underneath. One hand under his head, he slowly begins stroking his penis. Thinking of his time in Hawaii, and the fat bottom girls with the tan skin, making love on the beach. His strokes get longer, he takes the cold beer bottle and places it sideways under his balls, letting the cool condensation seep into his sack.

It might have been the beer, the heat, or something bizarre in the wind that makes grown men sleep like children in the middle of the day, and presidents masturbate in the sunflower rows, but in front of him he could see a, a white unicorn with a long shimmering mane coloured blue, green and pink. It was smaller than a horse, no taller than the average woman. On top of its head, above its horn, was a golden crown, and a golden necklace hugged its neck. Its wings were unlike any bird in the world; large round feathers in a single row. It was a strange looking beast, with a short snout, more like a large chipmunk than a horse, and very large eyes, with pink irises, and large black pupils; not on the sides of its face like a normal horse, but facing forward like a man's. It blinked once, -its long lashes fluttering; dark eyelids with black mascara- and solemnly without breaking eye contact, it bent its neck down and licked his penis. First at the tip, and then it traced its tongue down the bottom of his shaft to his balls, then back up to the tip, and then the unicorn took his throbbing penis into its mouth and began to slowly fellate Barack with its eyes closed. Still in his stupor, Barack let the unicorn to pleasure him with its mouth. His eyes rolled up into the sky, feeling the gentle sensation of the beast's soft lips rubbing against the skin of his cock, its saliva coating his shaft. The unicorn, quickened its pace, its bobbing head gently jerked his penis up and down, his balls were gently grinding against the cool beer bottle underneath them. He looked the unicorn in its eyes, and as he climaxed, the beast swallowed his cock to the base, and calmly drank his pent up semen as it pumped straight into its throat. Removing Barack's, cock from its mouth, a thin string of cum and spit hanging inbetween. The unicorn walked over to his face, nuzzled his mouth with her nose, and spoke softly.

“I know what it's like to be so powerful, and so alone, your friends and families become distant as they're caught up in political schemes. I know what it's liked to be watched day and night by your subjects, with vultures in the rafters waiting to pounce on you for every mistake you make. I know what it's like to go years without tender love, feeling the touch of naked skin against another's. Tell me you want what I want.”

“I want it.”

“I'm a princess in my own land, I've lived for thousands of years, and for the most of these years I've been a princess, and precious few of those years, I've lived as a woman. Are you going to make me a woman with that horse cock, or are you going to leave me like a virgin princess, cold in her privates till she marries.

“I'll make you a woman princess.”

“Call me Celestia.”

“Celestia...”

She kissed him on the lips, as he dozed off naked in the summer heat and fell asleep.

When the secret service found him he was fully clothed and asleep among the sunflowers. His trip to the hospital plastered headlines around the world “Obama suffers sun stroke”. They discharged him with minor heat exhaustion, he had the rest of the week off. When he got home, he went straight to the bathroom, pulled out a card he had felt in his pocket, and read “Give this a lick, and rub it on your dick. I'll be there soon anyway, ciao -Celestia.”

***

It wasn't the second or even the tenth time they had met. The bathroom was their special place. No one to interrupt, not even the spy cameras. Celestia with her magic could place the agents at their post into a daze, or replace the video feed with one from the previous day.

“I know you can stop time,” said Barack, “why do we need to always meet in these awkward situations. One night in my bed is all I'm asking.”

Celestia looked up at him, she had been nursing his dick with her mouth as he sat on the toilet.

“How droll.” She replied her horn was shining and her magic stimulated his penis like two hands jerking him off.

“I could bring any one of my royal guards, or even one of the many plebeians inhabiting your kingdom into my chambers, cast an aphrodisiac curse and let him have his way with me, wiping his memory when he was done, and letting him go having neither pleasured or been pleasured, and leaving a lonely Queen to tend her aching lust with a soulless object. I want someone to walk in, to see us. It makes me horny, sleeping with most powerful man in the world. Having him inside me, after he gives the order to send a hundred men to their death, and feeling his mouth on my sex just before he goes to speak to the world.”

As she said this, her magic was working more furiously. Barack's penis was coated with his pre-cum as the invisible hands stroked relentlessly. Celestia placed her front hooves on his shoulders and stood over him, slowly lowering herself onto his penis as her magic continued to work. But as he felt the heat of her taint on the tip of his cock, and the wet walls of her privates began to close around his penis head, he shot his seed.

“Naughty boy,” Celestia giggled. “You couldn't wait for me?”

“I've been working on it since I left Paris.”

She could feel his penis getting softer inside her, the hot cum coating the inside of her vagina, mixing with her own wetness and dripping out onto her thighs. The invisible hands were moving slower now; they fit like a tight condom, gently messaging the inside of her genitals. Slowly she started rocking her hips

“If you want,” she whispered in his ear, “maybe we could do something with that girl.”

“Out of the question.”

“I know you want it, you know she wants it, she won't even remember. A shame for those breasts to be locked away like that. Do I feel you getting a little hard now?

Barack gave a strong thrust, and Celestia bit down on his collar.

“I'm not dick deep in a French girl right now”, he said, and he fucked her hard a second time; her muffled moan rang in his ears, and he could feel her spit seeping through his shirt.

“What I want” Barack said, pulling out gently, “is this pussy right here”, and his dick pounded her again.

“Baby,” he said gently, looking down at her. Wide-eyed and nuzzled against his shirt she looked back.

“I'm getting old. All my life I wanted to be president, and now that I am, my life can't catch up. Everything I do is national security. From the food I eat, to my jogs in the morning, to the conversations with Michelle. You think the Secret Service is just going to let my wife tell me what she thinks of me, or let me tell my wife what I think of her? Psychologists working round the clock to make sure our marriage doesn't fall apart. Marketing experts making sure I don't lose image with any of my electorates. Dozens of advisers swarming me day and night. Making sure I say the right things, do the right things, and cleaning up when something goes wrong. I'm not stupid but, I'm dick deep in a magic horse right now. Even the best of us want to feel weak for a moment, do something they know is wrong. If no one finds out, and no one gets hurt, what's the harm in that? “

“Do you still love Michelle?”

“Some days, I try to think of the time we spent before the kids came. A guy can only love so much, and when you have to share your love between your wife, your kids, your friends and your work, there's a little less love to pass around. I think it was around the time Sasha was born. Each kid we had was like a little barrier between the two of us. And then my workload grew, and I got elected as President. That feeling when the polls came in, it was like having another child. Another little wall that needs a whole lot of love.”

“You didn't answer my question, do you still love your wife?”

“'Till death do us part.”

“Then why are you thinking about French girls in tight pants sucking you off in a bathroom?”

It was getting hard to think, Barack's stiff dick was still being teased by Celestia's magic, and her questions weren't getting easier.

“I love my wife, I love my kids, I love my job. I have to, millions depend on my family not falling apart, the United States depends on me not falling apart and quitting my job. It's tough. My dream of living in the white house isn't as picturesque as I wanted, but Michelle has the good sense a president's wife needs. My kids are beautiful, I'm the most powerful man in the world, I have everything going for me.”

“And yet here you are, having an affair in the bathroom of your private jet.” There was sadness in her voice. Her magic had stopped, and Barack's penis slipped out, soft as can be. The two sat on the toilet seat for a moment. Celestia with her hooves around his neck, head resting on his chest, staring off to the side. Barack with his arms hugging Celestia, stroked her soft mane.

“I don't have a family to love,” Celestia said quietly. “I have one sister, we barely talk. Things have been rough between us for hundreds of years. We try to get along, but our duties make it hard. She works when I'm asleep, and I work when she's in bed. What little time we have in between is spent on our own pursuits. Our parents passed away a very long time ago. I never married. I spent my youth studying books of all kinds, even books a princess shouldn't read. I learned that as a princess, there was some happiness I couldn't share with my subjects, in their private lives, away from the paparazzi, the lobbyists, the angry citizens. There's no return to the lives of our past.”

“Anything particular?”

“Long nights with, Ghenghis Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, all dead and gone. Lovers come and go, I've lived for a millenia, and I have not a single friend to show for it. Only subjects who know how to nod their heads, and smile politely when I joke.”

“I know that feeling too well.”

“I sent a student to study the magic of friendship in my land, hoping for some solace. Maybe I'll introduce you two, she's a sweet little thing.”

“Your protege?”

“Maybe; every century, with every lover lost, and every friend who's passed away, it's too much to bear. I don't want to be Princess forever, I want to pass the crown, and live out my days in passion, and peace.”

“You don't seem to have trouble finding passion,” and he slowly began caressing the curves of her flank.

Celestia smiled, “sometimes it's just nice to talk to someone who understands you.” She could feel him getting harder against her belly.

“My spell won't last much longer, give me a kiss for the road lover.” Obama wrapped his hands around her head, and brought his lips to her mouth, kissing her deeply. They toyed with each others tongue, inside their mouths, between their lips, kissing passionately, and draw away with a string of saliva hanging between them. Her horn sparkled brightly as she cast her spell, but Obama's hand reached out and grasped it.

“What are you doing? I can't cast my magic with your hand on my horn.”

“How much time do we have?”

“I have no idea. Five maybe ten minutes tops.”

“That's all I need,” and Barack started running his other hand down her back, and began kissing her neck.

“Let go,” Celestia panted, she felt weak with his hand on her horn, and his mouth on her body and his fingers caressing her back.

“We'll make love tonight, but we'll get caught if we stay here.”

“Scared of a little risk?” He laid her down on the bathroom rug, necking her tenderly, one hand still on her horn, the other gently massaging between her thighs. He could feel the heat from her privates on his hand; she wanted it badly.

“My magic...” She moaned as his fingers send shudders of pleasure through her spine.

“Let go of my horn, let me cast a spell so we can't be heard outside this room.” He let go and Celestia cast a purple light that enveloped the bathroom.

“And now?”

“And now I want you to make me scream like a French slut.”

Obama plunged his cock into her snatch. She cried out in ecstasy, and wrapped her legs around him. Lips on her neck, kissing her passionately, his waist pumping like a piston; Celestia, mouth open, ah-ah-ah's of pleasure slipping from her throat; she brings herself to her lovers mouth and kisses him deep. Sound of a door opening outside, it makes her hot. She shoves him a little, they trade positions. Barack on the floor, his fingers in her mouth. Celestia on top, moaning as she humps his dick, her tail brushing his balls. She shudders in joy, again and again, soaking his penis in her love juice. There's someone walking around outside. Barack stands up, takes Celestia's chin in one hand, and strokes himself with the other. He climaxes into her waiting mouth, stroking her mane as she swallows. He hears the sound of someone knocking on the door.

“I'll take care of this,” Barack says as he pulls up his pants, and puts on his coat. Celestia nods, tired from their little romp, and curls up on the bathroom rug and falls asleep. Barack steps out of the bathroom, careful to block Celestia from view.

“Is there a problem?”

“I came to ask the same question sir. We were worried when you didn't return and no noise was coming from inside your washroom.”

“Everything's fine, just a little problem with the tap.”

“With all due respect sir, as the security chief on this jet it is my duty to follow up on- ”

“Chief, am I the president of the United States or are you the president of the United States?”

“You are sir.”

“That is correct, now please leave while I fix my shirt.”

“Yes sir.”

As the door to his private suit shuts, Barack peeks into the washroom; Celestia is gone. Tucking in his shirt, he looks straight up at the light fixtures, smiles, adjusts his tie, and goes back to his meeting.

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  • Skinny little Russian liberal faggot

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whoever can read all that needs a life

seriously wtf is that shit weirdo

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Part 2

As Barack lies in bed, back towards his faithful wife, Celestia pleasure his erect penis with her mouth. The tip of her tongue slowly teases his manhood, and she gently traces it up and down along his slit lapping at the pre-cum. She takes the head of his penis between her lips and rinses it with spit; slowly swishing the saliva around in her mouth and over his penis. Her tongue gently probes at the edge of his foreskin. Testing the edges, looking to slip her tongue underneath. She draws away, leaving a sticky trail of drool and cum, and blows gently on his cock. She turns her head sideways, licking at the crevices under the head. Barack cannot suppress a shudder that runs through his back and thighs, and he hears Michelle rustle in her sleep behind him. Celestia's tongue gently explores the sensitive flesh under the knob. She takes his entire cock into her mouth, and slowly draws it out as her lips resist like suction against his shaft. Her tongue tickles the spot between his cock and balls, and then follows the botttom of the shaft back to the tip. She can feel his thighs quivering, and his penis jerking erratically, the semen pumping into his erection and readying to erupt. Celestia plugs Barack's hole with her tongue; his cock swells, his cum looking for a way out, squeezes through a gap in the top. She lets go and it spurts all over. Barack's cock jerks as it thrusts load after load onto the princess's face.

Celestia licks his seed from around her lips; cum drips from her chin and coats the fur on her mouth.

“Oh you poor thing,” she said crooning at his penis. “How long have you been locked up like that?” She cuddles his crotch with her muzzle.

“Let me wash up in your bathroom. Don't keep me waiting, I have something to ask you.”

She walks away with that sexy strut. Barack can see the outline of her ass in the dark, as she swings her hips when she walks; her tail brushing her legs as it moves with her swagger. Barack breathes heavily into his pillow, not wanting to wake Michelle. He was tired from his day, and now he was completely exhausted by this unscheduled visit from his mistress. He turned over on his back; his breathing calmer now. He could stay here in bed; not go to the bathroom. Stay with his wife; not carry on with this betrayal. Carry on with his life as if nothing happened. She would go away no doubt, she's a kind person, horse, call her what you will. She doesn't seem like the kind of psycho who would tie you down, rape you with needles and leave you naked in Times Square. She might be though, but so far, they have both been willing participants in these flings. Maybe she has a prince, or a king, waiting for her on the other side. She comes home late, kisses him, has dinner waiting, kisses him again and catches a waft of another woman's perfume. He never wants to stay up at night. Doesn't look her in the eyes when they make love. Goes to sleep when they finish. Never talks to her the way they used to. When they do, it's about their job or the kids. No, that's not Celestia. That's him. That's Barack. That's the Obamas.

Maybe it's not as simple. Maybe there isn't anyone waiting at home for her.

“There isn't anyone waiting at home for me either.”

He stares up at the ceiling, wondering how long this will go on. One day, he'll have to stop seeing her. One day he won't be president and life will go back to normal. The kids go off to college, leaving Michelle and him alone at home. No one spying, no one to disturb them. But will she still want to have sex?

“Will I even want it?”

What if these days are the end of their sex lives? How could he live with himself knowing that time he should be spending rekindling their romance was time spent destroying their marriage? What if things don't go back to normal once he leaves office? Celestia, she might be a thousand years old, but she makes love like a woman at the height of her life. He's had a taste of private stock, he can't go back to the shelf.

Clinton got caught trying to reconcile the dilemma Barack faces now. Thinking about him, Bill got back together with his wife. Either he's a man of impeccable honour; unafraid to come to terms with his dishonesty, or she's a vixen between the bedsheets to make him come crawling back. Or maybe he knew what Barack knows now, these might be the last days of his life to get some sweet honey from a fresh tap; not dig it out from from an old bottle.

Why have an affair, if you're happy in your marriage? Maybe it's good to have one. People get tired of each other over time. Time away could be therapeutic. It could reinvigorate their love. It could also draw them away from each other, like it has with him and Michelle. The secret service, the white house staff, they all say they work in the interest of the president. Well the president needs his dick wet from time to time. There are limits to even what the secret service will do. Bringing in a prostitute for the president's pleasure? Just mentioning it to them would be disastrous.

“No, this facade has to end somewhere at sometime. Get a hold of yourself Barack, you're the leader of the free world. This isn't a difficult decision. Do the right thing.”

He turns to Michelle; puts an arm on her shoulder. Tells her he loves her. She tells him she has to get up early. They both have to get up early. Didn't even hear what he had to say. Didn't matter, he did the right thing. He has to tell Celestia it's off. He owes her that much.

He steps out of bed in his pyjamas, his penis hanging out. Still a bit sticky; he tucks it back in and buttons up. Michelle doesn't even stir. He walks to the bathroom. The light is off; must be the magic. Can't tell if the light is on from the outside. He opens the door quietly and steps inside. Celestia is there, her horn sparkling, holding a pen and writing a note on the counter top. She had been doing her mascara as she waited. He could see it dripping down the side of her face, trailing her tears.

“What's wrong?”

She turns to look at him; talks the note away. Walks over and nuzzles his chest. He puts his arms around her, strokes her mane the way she likes it. He lets his fingers find their way behind her ears, and rubs in her favourite spot.

“I once asked Kennedy to meet me in the bathroom like I asked you just now,” she said sobbing. “He never came. I took the hint. I never heard from him again. He died a few months later.” She broke down crying as the words escaped her lips. Her tears soaked into his pyjamas leaving a black stain from her mascara. He didn't mind. The radiant warmth from her head against his chest was pleasant. He looked down, and saw her tearful face cuffed in his shirt. She looked a little cute, vulnerable as she is now.

“I didn't...I didn't think you would come back either.” She said, controlling herself for a moment, and sniffling. “Waiting here, like I have so many times before. Nobunaga, Aurelius, Catherine, to be scorned so many times, not so much even a good bye. As if they turned in their bed afterwards, and their conscience turned with them. Tell me Barack, is there something wrong with me?”

“Yes, and no.” He whispered back. “If I wasn't so sure you were standing in front of me, as you have many times in the past, I'd have thought I were insane, and anyone hearing my story would think likewise. But, even though your presence here is difficult to believe in, you are a rare creature in so much I don't think there is another out there, with the passion and the kindness you have.”

“You're sweet.” She said sniffling again. “Hannibal didn't even give me the time of day. Came at me with a sword the second he saw me. Churchill attacked me in a drunken rage with a broken bottle once. Thought I was some kind of demon come to kill him.” She laughed a little at the thought.

“I shouldn't be laughing, but it's a little funny talking about it.”

“You ever have any one come back to you without a broken bottle?”

“There was Ghandi.”

“Don't tell me you slept with Ghandi. I'll believe in a magic horse that sucks my dick, but not that.”

“No silly, we were good friends. He was a great listener, I couldn't seduce him at all. A little scrawny, but strong in the head. Flexible too, I thought that was sexy.”

“You keep up with him?”

“Yes, until the day he died. I can't say I've had many close friends in this world or my own, but he was among the closest.”

“How many worlds do you know of?”

“Many, but this one and my own are the only ones where I find anything that can hold a conversation. Though I can't say many in either want to talk with me.”

“You know we can't keep this up forever.”

“I know.”

“I came to say goodbye.”

“Okay.”

“I'm sorry, but I have a family, I can't continue like this.”

“We could still be friends. Just someone to talk to, someone who understands what it's like to be alone at the top. You don't need to tell me you love me.”

“I think I might if we keep seeing each other.”

“Please don't, you won't make it another fifty years. I couldn't bear it.”

“Friends then?”

“Yes, that will work. I've never wanted anything more.”

“You'll have to go now. I've got work in the morning. Michelle...Michelle is waiting for me in bed.”

“Goodbye.”

She leaned in for a kiss but he pulled back. She nods another goodbye while looking at the floor, and vanishes in a flash of light.

As he opens the bathroom door and reaches to turn off the light, Barack looks over at Michelle. Fast asleep, her hand tucked between her thighs. Hand between her thighs. The rustling when he was getting head. Fucking bitch said she was too tired.

Barack steps over to his dresser, picks up his wallet and pulls out the card Celestia had given him in the garden. He walks back into the bathroom and closes the door. He licks the card and puts it down his pyjama pants; rubbing it over his penis. He has to wait a moment, and suddenly there is a great flash and Celestia appears. Her nose is dribbling, her mascara stains are longer, she was crying again.

“What is it?” She said sobbing.

“I forgot to thank you for being such a good friend.”

He presses his lips against hers, her eyes widen in surprise, then close as she savours it. His hands stretch over her flank, rubbing it, then fall down the sides and fondle her nipples. She pulls away to moan, her red tear stained eyes look into his,

“Let me repay the favour.” Says Barack. She nods silently, he crouches and pulls her around. She bends her front legs and raises her flank in front of his face. Barack lifts her tail and brings his face close to her privates. He can feel the heat from her genitalia on his face. He takes a breath, it smells like peppermint.

“I'm guessing you magic horses eat more than just mints right?”

“God, you know how to ruin the moment don't you.” she replied scowling.

He started at her taint, tickling it with his tongue. He could hear her sharply inhaling whenever his tongue touched the soft flesh. He licks his way down, feints and draws his tongue up into her other hole. She gasps, as his tongue works in and out of her ass, tracing the rim of the hole and reaching in as deep as possible. He kisses it some more, then puts his lips on her flank, sucking on her meaty rump. He pulls away, and kisses her in her love spots. She yelps in delight. He kisses it some more, and even runs his nose over it, savouring the sweet smell of peppermint. Barack slides his tongue over her cootch, starting a rhythm of licking and kissing that has Celestia moaning on the floor in delight. His tongue probes her pussy, until it touches a spot that makes her squeal and pitch her neck up from the ground.

He goes to work on it with his tongue, spreading her lower lips with his hands, letting her soft satin tail drape over his head. He lathers it with kisses, gives it long licks, and puckers his lips and sucks it. Celestia's legs quiver, she doesn't bother trying to mute herself. Load moans of delight are punctured by squeals of ecstasy as she climbs to climax. She drips her minty juice on the bathroom rug. Barack laps up as much as he can, working her love spot, with his mouth. He can feel it coming, her back arches, she bends her head up and cries throatily. A gush of warm liquid sprays him in the face. Celestia collapses on the bathroom floor breathing heavily.

Barack steps over her to the sink; starts washing his face. He turns to Celestia, her eyes are half open, mascara stains running deep down her cheeks. Her chest is still heaving, her mouth still panting from her orgasm.

“You know what I need?” says Barack leaning against the counter. “I need a vacation. None of this bullshit with a hundred eyes on me, family tagging along, bodyguards tasting everything I eat. Before I became president I thought I could take a break from my work, go back to the way life was for one day before I committed to a life governed by rigid politics. Before I got too old to do the things I wanted to do. A bachelor party the night before my inauguration. Never happened. And it may never. I'll die knowing I lived the dream, but not the smaller ones.”

“I think I might be able to help you.” Celestia spoke softly and stood up.

“I wanted to ask you earlier but we never got the chance. What are you doing this week?”

“Tomorrow I hit the campaign trail.”

“People telling you what to say and do?”

“Pretty much.”

“Perfect. When will you be back?”

“I don't remember, could be weeks.”

“Where will you be this Sunday?”

“Dallas I think, JFK Memorial hotel.”

“I have a plan, if you still want that vacation.”

“Yeah, I'll have to hear it first.”

“I'll tell you on Sunday.”

She reaches in for a kiss.

“Just friends ok?” Barack tells her. She pecks him on the cheek.

“Go to bed, I've kept you up longer than I should have.” She smiles and winks at him, and vanishes in a flash of light. With a heavy head, Barack splashes himself with some more water, and walks back to bed wondering what Celestia could have in store for him. He puts her out of his mind, and falls asleep.

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  • Skinny little Russian liberal faggot

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 Fox, on 12 June 2015 - 08:54 AM, said:

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