[ReaperMan]

There is something wrong with you guys. Stop acting all emo and shit.

[Lunick]

I'd rather spend money on friends than a significant other.

[Robman]

Lunick, on 04 January 2015 - 07:24 PM, said:

I'd rather spend money on friends than a significant other.

A trait of the "significant other" should be that they are in touch with your reality.
It's very easy to find entitled people.

[Lunick]

Friends can be "in touch" with me too

[Hendricks266]

ReaperMan, on 04 January 2015 - 07:09 PM, said:

There is something wrong with you guys. Stop acting all emo and shit.

Don't hate me because I'm sensitive.

Spoiler

[Robman]

Lunick, on 04 January 2015 - 07:27 PM, said:

Friends can be "in touch" with me too

oooh, so coy

@Hendricks, everytime I see that gif I blackout and shit myself, stop it.

[Master Fibbles]

In a perfect world, a significant is also a friend. This does not mean you should seek out dates from your group of friends. That is probably a bad idea.

I've had some pretty shitty relationship experiences. I'm 27 and many of my friends are married with children (or soon to have children). It bears on you when you get older. However, especially after I realized that my ex was a bit unstable and her mom is an overbearing...I digress, after that debacle, I'd rather have friends and hang out without any of the expectations of a relationship right now. It is easier....a hell of a lot easier and I could use some easy things.

[Robman]

The Real Slim Flibble, on 04 January 2015 - 07:33 PM, said:

In a perfect world, a significant is also a friend. This does not mean you should seek out dates from your group of friends. That is probably a bad idea.

I've had some pretty shitty relationship experiences. I'm 27 and many of my friends are married with children (or soon to have children). It bears on you when you get older. However, especially after I realized that my ex was a bit unstable and her mom is an overbearing...I digress, after that debacle, I'd rather have friends and hang out without any of the expectations of a relationship right now. It is easier....a hell of a lot easier and I could use some easy things.

When you force shit, it breaks.. it's gotta slide in naturally, lol

[Person of Color]

zykov eddy, on 04 January 2015 - 01:36 PM, said:

Meh, no girlfriend for me.
22 years, lonely, still counting.

Don't worry about it. I didn't lose my virginity until 22 but that's also because I literally cannot have sex with a girl unless it's someone I deeply care about. We're no longer together. She's gotten very mentally ill but I've known her longer for anyone else and I try to be her guardian whenever I can.

I had a laundry list of exploits prior to that though. Everything from gay shit to fingering two chicks making out on my lap. I just saved sex for someone who mattered.

#justenfjthings

[Fox]

Robman, on 04 January 2015 - 06:51 PM, said:

Women have/are a code to crack and it's pretty standard across the board.

I don't have experience in intimate relationships, but I don't think women are different. Maybe television taught them that bitching is the right way to solve problems in a relationships. But men also learned bad things from television.

[Robman]

Hmm, well men and women are meant to be different anyway, these days it's questionable

[Fox]

http://www.playbuzz....itizenship-test
I passed.

[Robman]

Fox, on 04 January 2015 - 10:23 PM, said:

http://www.playbuzz....itizenship-test
I passed.

39/50 and not a US citizen, took about 6 minutes.

[zykov eddy]

Kathy, on 04 January 2015 - 03:23 PM, said:

Looking at your photos that's surprising.

The look doesn't matter. I might as well be fat and ugly and everything would still be the same.

Meh, forget the present. Doesn't matter really. I just don't how to play "the game". I could have attracted some girls in the past if only I knew how to play. Not exactly sure what I'm talking about, but apparently that's my problem with women. I've seen horrible relationships, with a nice girls in love with douchey guys, and I guess it's because these guys know how to play.

I'm about to buy Trans by Neil Young on vinyl and play it until it wears off.

[Person of Color]

Girls don't want nice guys, they want assertive men. Not necessarily douchebags, but assertive, take charge types. Young women are idiots and don't know the difference.

[Person of Color]

I'd be crawling in pussy if I were in good shape. My face would be an 8.5 if I wasn't a blob of shit. I'd be cute as fuck and I'm already an outgoing assertive extravert. Too bad I'm so God damn neurotic. Fucking bipolar can suck a dick. I rarely find someone I like.

[Robman]

@ Eddy
Classic scenario really, just be yourself and it will come to you in time as much as the "right now" might suck in that department.
I get the sense you're placing them on too high of a pedestal? Possibly get quiet and shy around them? I could be wrong however.

I have an instance back in highschool. I was 17, had a vehicle and dropped 2 girls off at the one girl's house after school. They were both shaped like young models, 1 with even a nice natural darker smooth skin. They invited me inside, I was in a hurry, didn't clue in and said no. They were a year or 2 younger also. Later I learned they were having a little "bi" phase already at that age which I could have got in on. ... I look back and my mind explodes at what may have been if I stayed.

[Person of Color]

Wow, you're a fuckin' fag, Rob.

I fixed a girl's Powerbook and got paid in cunnilingus back then lol

[Robman]

I didn't even really clue in when they asked me if I wanted to come in, I was kind of in a hurry and didn't even get out of my truck, but I kick myself !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So cunnilingus? She got her laptop fixed and you ate her out? She won as long as she didn't get anything communicable. Fellatio, fellatio.

Spoiler

and don't call me a fag you damned dirty abe! lol

[Wienerhole]

BREAKINGTHELAYOUT ISACRIME, on 04 January 2015 - 11:40 PM, said:

I fixed a girl's Powerbook and got paid in cunnilingus back then lol

At the expense of not leaving them a potent mystery to masturbate to for decades to come.

You do know there is a giant orgasm bank in the 5th dimension where everyone who has masturbated thinking about you has made a deposit for you to use as life energy, right? That's what the deal celebrities make is. They are mass masturbatory orgasm generators, and part of their deal for fame is they hand over their orgasm bank account deposits to the people promoting them who need the energy because they can't get anyone to willingly orgasm to them.

There are fields where fruits and vegetables are grown because of their useful energy... earth is where orgasms are grown because of their useful energy.

[Robman]

I try to be careful what I use my imagination for... it's tricky business.

Make no mistake, with the above mentioned fuel, I've gone IN that house many times. Should I be breaking out the Ankh? hehe

[Fox]

BREAKINGTHELAYOUT ISACRIME, on 04 January 2015 - 11:40 PM, said:

Wow, you're a fuckin' fag, Rob.

I fixed a girl's Powerbook and got paid in cunnilingus back then lol

When performed on a male it's called anilingus.

[Wienerhole]

zykov eddy, on 04 January 2015 - 11:22 PM, said:

The look doesn't matter. I might as well be fat and ugly and everything would still be the same.

You are correct, and you've probably had plenty of opportunities that you will look back on later and go "AHHHH That's what they meant!?!?"

That said, to be honest you'll probably be glad you skipped/missed them. Lost my virginity at 24, and hadn't really done much at all prior to that. First kiss as a senior in high school. Well first real one at least. First threesome opportunity in 7th grade though I had no idea. Getting to watch the evolution of my social circles through the years, I danced through a mine field though it wasn't intentional.

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 05 January 2015 - 12:00 AM, said:

I try to be careful what I use my imagination for... it's tricky business.

Robman, on 05 January 2015 - 12:00 AM, said:

Make no mistake, with the above mentioned fuel, I've gone IN that house many times.

Robman, on 05 January 2015 - 12:00 AM, said:

Should I be breaking out the Ankh? hehe

That's quite the reference! You know, you're a tricksy one.

[Robman]

WiederToo, on 05 January 2015 - 12:28 AM, said:

That's quite the reference! You know, you're a tricksy one.

I do try

[Wienerhole]

Robman, on 05 January 2015 - 12:48 AM, said:

I do try

I do thank you for the opening to write a circular poem.

[Kathy]

White Guilt, on 04 January 2015 - 05:39 PM, said:

Women are parasites.

Robman, on 04 January 2015 - 06:51 PM, said:

Women have/are a code to crack and it's pretty standard across the board.

BREAKINGTHELAYOUT ISACRIME, on 04 January 2015 - 11:31 PM, said:

Girls don't want nice guys, they want assertive men.

[Kathy]

zykov eddy, on 04 January 2015 - 11:22 PM, said:

Meh, forget the present. Doesn't matter really. I just don't how to play "the game". I could have attracted some girls in the past if only I knew how to play. Not exactly sure what I'm talking about, but apparently that's my problem with women. I've seen horrible relationships, with a nice girls in love with douchey guys, and I guess it's because these guys know how to play.

It's because they just play.

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I'm about to buy Trans by Neil Young on vinyl and play it until it wears off.

Now that is nice.

[Fox]

Kathy, on 05 January 2015 - 01:50 AM, said:

http://www.reddit.co...he_gatekeepers/

[Inspector Lagomorf]

Fox, on 05 January 2015 - 02:30 AM, said:

http://www.reddit.co...he_gatekeepers/

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