[Sangman]

Holy shit you guys are lame.

[Master Fibbles]

Quiet you!

[blackharted]

 EmericaSkater, on Jul 1 2010, 10:29 AM, said:

Believe it or not, I actually don't consider you a troll, since trolls act like dumbfucks deliberately and your dumbfuckery seems to just come to you naturally. But in any event, yeah, I'm done messing with you for now. Take care of yourself, baby.

Right i'm not sure if there a compliment or a piece of praise hidden in that post, and don't call me baby.
BTW Mr.Flibble thats just gross.

[Master Fibbles]

 blackharted, on Jul 2 2010, 03:15 AM, said:

BTW Mr.Flibble thats just gross.

So...you are not into having sex during your period?

[Yatta]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc...4_5536775_n.jpg

[Master Fibbles]

Haha. I may or may not have just jizzed all over.


Also, I love how you're almost hanging out.

[Yatta]

Eh, I'm too small to hang out. But I have pretty long pubes, hence them being visible through the piss hole.

[Master Fibbles]

Don't be so modest. We all know you have at least a foot long.

[blackharted]

 Mr.Flibble, on Jul 2 2010, 12:54 PM, said:

Don't be so modest. We all know you have at least a foot long.

EWWWWWW!!!
BTW Yatta you are insane no man would admit THAT!

[Master Fibbles]

Actually, and this is a fact, women can't physically handle more than like 5" anyway. There is only so far a man can go into a woman's vagina before it begins to hurt her.
Ergo, him saying that he isn't long enough to hang out (which would actually be quite long) isn't a bad thing.

[Kathy]

Mr.Flibble, on Jul 3 2010, 01:55 AM, said:

Actually, and this is a fact, women can't physically handle more than like 5" anyway. There is only so far a man can go into a woman's vagina before it begins to hurt her.

Are you sure? Doesn't it vary from women to women?

[Master Fibbles]

I'm just repeating from what I've heard. Perhaps there are some women who can take bigger dicks...and of course any one can take a pretty big on in the anus or mouth.

[Kathy]

Mr.Flibble, on Jul 3 2010, 03:38 AM, said:

I'm just repeating from what I've heard.

Then why did you say about it as a fact?

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Perhaps there are some women who can take bigger dicks...

No shit? Because from what I see different women have different pelvis size, body weight or whatever. Add that men for whatever reason have different penis size I just can't see why the hell every woman should have an exact vagina size.

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and of course any one can take a pretty big on in the anus or mouth.

So, you're saying that taking big cock into vagina would be more painful that into anus? Yeah, right...

[Master Fibbles]

I'm talking depth. Not width here. You can only go so far into a uterus before you hit the other end. Although I do not have complete knowledge of the female reproductive system, I am pretty sure there isn't much diversity in size of uterus. Wide hips may make it easier to spread and give birth etc, but that doesn't change the fact that there is only so far in you can go.

I know there are differences in depths in the mouth and one's ability to not gag. The rectum can vary in size. I never said one is more painful than the other...just that there is a certain depth. Besides, the vagina is one of the more sensitive parts of the female body (for a reason, obviously) so what is painful/pleasurable there may not be so in other parts.
As an aside, I've been informed that women don't like anal...well, at least I've never met an actual person who has had anal sex (male or female/giving or receiving). Now, I'm not claiming to know a copious amount of sexual veterans or anything...

You can repeat things as facts. It is called citation. Of course, I didn't actually cite anything...but you can repeat something you have heard as fact as a fact.



Also, who the hell would want a big dick anyway? Mine is already too long. I hate taking a shit and somehow my dick gets hit by back splash. What the fuck is that?

[Kathy]

Mr.Flibble, on Jul 3 2010, 06:54 AM, said:

I'm talking depth. Not width here. You can only go so far into a uterus before you hit the other end. Although I do not have complete knowledge of the female reproductive system, I am pretty sure there isn't much diversity in size of uterus. Wide hips may make it easier to spread and give birth etc, but that doesn't change the fact that there is only so far in you can go.

I was not saying that there was an infinite space.

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I never said one is more painful than the other...just that there is a certain depth.

You said "there is only so far a man can go into a woman's vagina before it begins to hurt her" and then cited anal.

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As an aside, I've been informed that women don't like anal...

Generaly - perhaps. But that's it.

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well, at least I've never met an actual person who has had anal sex (male or female/giving or receiving). Now, I'm not claiming to know a copious amount of sexual veterans or anything...

Then what's the point in this personal statistics? It doesn't mean shit cause it's just your experience(which is, I assume, isn't too broad and thorough).

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You can repeat things as facts. It is called citation. Of course, I didn't actually cite anything...but you can repeat something you have heard as fact as a fact.

I would've checked it first.

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Also, who the hell would want a big dick anyway?

That's just perception. Thank the maker people can only see the size once you're naked. Women don't have that blessing with breasts.

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Mine is already too long. I hate taking a shit and somehow my dick gets hit by back splash. What the fuck is that?

That.... was not really what I wanted to read or imagine.

[Master Fibbles]

Lotan, on Jul 2 2010, 11:15 PM, said:

That's just perception. Thank the maker people can only see the size once you're naked. Women don't have that blessing with breasts.

Actually, there are various methods that I have seen women use to conceal their curves...well, to be honest, I've seen them go through the efforts of not concealing their curves while normally they would (if that makes any sense). But, yeah, generally, it is harder to conceal breasts than it is dicks.

Lotan, on Jul 2 2010, 11:15 PM, said:

That.... was not really what I wanted to read or imagine.

Admit it, you want my cock.

[Kathy]

Sorry, but I don't like big cocks.

[Master Fibbles]

Ironic, isn't it?

[Kathy]

Are you upset?

[Master Fibbles]

Maybe...

[Splat]

must resist urge to post picture of a big cock.

[Green]

[OpenMaw]

Jeeze, I leave the thread for a few days and it turns into an orgy.



We really need some chicks on this site. Hot chicks, that are only interested in me.

*ponders that thought* ...

...



....



...I'll be in my bunk.

[Kathy]

Commando Nukem, on Jul 4 2010, 04:47 AM, said:

We really need some chicks on this site. Hot chicks, that are only interested in me.

Are you that desperate?

[OpenMaw]

Lotan, on Jul 3 2010, 06:05 PM, said:

Are you that desperate?

I am more desperate than you can possibly imagine, sir. Do not underestimate me.

[blackharted]

Commando Nukem, on Jul 4 2010, 01:33 AM, said:

I am more desperate than you can possibly imagine, sir. Do not underestimate me.

Well there is an easy answer to your problem, a hooker as you would call it.

[Sangman]

Lol Flibble have more sex or read more, if what you say is true then how on earth are there ladies who enjoy a nine incher? Or more?

[Master Fibbles]

blackharted, on Jul 4 2010, 09:49 AM, said:

Well there is an easy answer to your problem, a hooker as you would call it.

Why would he subject himself to a bag of STDs?


@Sang: You do know that porn is often fake right?

[Sangman]

Oh okay, because I didn't realize size queens and nine inchers only existed in porn.

[Master Fibbles]

I imagine that most people are not as outrageous as the people you see in porn and tabloids...of course, I have been surprised before.